|Husband: I got trapped into marriage.|
Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
|Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:|
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!
|I love to watch my wife while she eats.|
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
|I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.|
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
|They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!|
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
|Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows!|
|Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...|
And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
|Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?|
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
|My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.|
I think I'm gonna be homeless today!