• After finishing dinner:<br/>
Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?<br/>
Wife: Cactus!
    After finishing dinner:
    Husband (Romantically): What is in 'Dessert'?
    Wife: Cactus!
  • 86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!
    86% of marriage is just spending time you should be doing stuff you were asked to do thinking of reasons why you didn't do it!
  • I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...<br/>
A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
    I salute all men who choose to be adventurous...
    A few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
  • Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br/>
She hugged him immediately!
    Husband to Wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
    She hugged him immediately!
  • Survey & Analysis says:<br/>
If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
    Survey & Analysis says:
    If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
  • Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?<br/>
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
    Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?
    Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
  • A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
    A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
  • Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
    Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
  • A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.<br/>
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
    A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.
    He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!