|My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.|
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!
|The height of innocence:|
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
|My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!|
|Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!|
|Wife: Honey, am I fat?|
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
|I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...|
'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
|Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.|
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
|If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts!|
|Husband: I need space.|
Wife: Join NASA!