|My wife apologised for the first time ever today! |
She said she's sorry she ever married me!
|My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. |
It just doesn't make any scents!
|I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!|
|Staying single is a style,|
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!
|Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?|
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:
Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!
|When a married man says- "I'll think about it.|
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
|What a married man says after years of marriage:|
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
|Wife sent a message to her husband:|
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
Husband: Who is Savita?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
|People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!|
|I'm not saying the wife's fat but...|
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!