• Husband: I got trapped into marriage.<br/>
Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!<br/>
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
    Husband: I got trapped into marriage.
    Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
    Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!
  • Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:<br/>
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!
    Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:
    'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!
  • I love to watch my wife while she eats.<br/>
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
    I love to watch my wife while she eats.
    It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
  • I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.<br/>
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
    I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
    Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
  • They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
    They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
  • <b>Active Voice</b><br/>
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?<br/><br/>

<b>Passive Voice</b><br/>
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
    Active Voice
    Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?

    Passive Voice
    Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?
  • Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows!
    Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...<br/>
And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
    Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...
    And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!
  • Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?<br/>
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
    Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?
    Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
  • My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.<br/>

I think I'm gonna be homeless today!
    My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.
    I think I'm gonna be homeless today!