|A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.|
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;|
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
|Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.|
Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!
|Wife: I think...|
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
|Staying single is stylish. |
Divorce is in vogue.
Live-in is common.
Extra-marital is happening.
And here we are - Married!
Bloody totally outdated!
|If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.|
If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
|It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.|
She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
|Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:|
One, let her think she is having her own way;
And the other, let her have it!