|The most helpful tool in housekeeping is a guilty husband!|
|It's amazing how with each day, couples continue to discover new and creative ways to irritate the hell out of each other!|
|Husband was staring at a hoarding for a long time.|
The hoarding was of a beautiful girl with a mixer grinder.
Wife taps his arms gently and said, "Let's go home. The exchange offer is only on the mixer grinder!"
|Husband takes his wife to a disco, there's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.|
Wife turns to her husband & sighs "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him & I said no!"
Husband says "It looks like he's still out celebrating!"
|My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I've added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's Sangria than ever before!|
|Pro Tip to all wives:|
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyway!
|My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!|
|Wife: My head is hurting.|
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
|Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Very effective threat by wife in a new style:|
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately!