• Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way;<br/>
And the other, let her have it!Upload to Facebook
    Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:
    One, let her think she is having her own way;
    And the other, let her have it!
  • Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.Upload to Facebook
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.
  • A tip for all husbands:<br/>
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!Upload to Facebook
    A tip for all husbands:
    If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
  • There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.<br/> 
There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!Upload to Facebook
    There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.
    There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
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They live according to Wifestyle!Upload to Facebook
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
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    They live according to Wifestyle!
  • Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!
  • 27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.<br/>
The date itself explains why this date is selected.<br/>
`Satai Joon`!Upload to Facebook
    27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.
    The date itself explains why this date is selected.
    "Satai Joon"!
  • If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!Upload to Facebook
    If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
  • Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie?<br />
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.<br />
And Facebook status updates?<br />
At toilet with GF and four other friends!Upload to Facebook
    Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet. How would you ask your friends out for the movie?
    Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
    And Facebook status updates?
    At toilet with GF and four other friends!
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