• Farmer: I love my job.<br/>
Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.<br/>
Farmer: What did you say to me?<br/>
Wife: You herd!
    Farmer: I love my job.
    Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.
    Farmer: What did you say to me?
    Wife: You herd!
  • Words for a long, happy marriage:<br/>
Yes Dear<br/>
I'm sorry<br/>
It's my fault
    Words for a long, happy marriage:
    Yes Dear
    I'm sorry
    It's my fault
  • Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.<br/>
Now life is even shorter!
    Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.
    Now life is even shorter!
  • I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...<br/>
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and then it was too late!
    I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...
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    and then it was too late!
  • After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.<br/>
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
    After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.
    Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
  • My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.<br/>
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
    My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
    To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
  • A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!
    A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
    Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
    Wife: No, he doesn't!
  • The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
    The height of innocence:
    Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
  • My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!
    My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!
  • Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!
    Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!