• Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!
    Husband: I need space.
    Wife: Join NASA!
  • Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
    Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
    Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
  • The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbour!
  • People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.<br/>
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
    People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
    One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
  • Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?<br/>
Husband: With a minute of silence!
    Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
    Husband: With a minute of silence!
  • The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!
    The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!
  • Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.<br/>
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.<br/>
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?<br/>
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey!
    Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.
    Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.
    Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?
    Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey!
  • Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.<br/>
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
    Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.
    Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
  • Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!
    Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!
  • Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?<br/>
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then?
    Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?
    Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then?