|I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.|
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
|Wife: I am not talking to you.|
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.|
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
|Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.|
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
|A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.|
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;|
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
|Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.|
Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!
|Wife: I think...|
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!