|Farmer: I love my job.|
Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.
Farmer: What did you say to me?
Wife: You herd!
|Words for a long, happy marriage:|
It's my fault
|Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.|
Now life is even shorter!
|I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...|
and then it was too late!
|After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.|
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
|My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.|
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!
|The height of innocence:|
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
|My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!|
|Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!|