|My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy". |
He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
|A man drained all the water from his swimming pool.|
Wife: Why did you do that?
Husband: I want to practice diving but I can't swim!
|Husbands are like children... they're fine if they are someone else's!|
|I tried to play 'Blue Whale'. It prompted me for marital status & gender. I entered married & male.|
It flashed the message: "You've already completed the final task. You can't play the game again"!
|On their first day home after the honeymoon, the husband said: "If you make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready."|
Wife: Oh how thoughtful? What are we having?
Husband: Toast and juice!
|A woman went into a hunting store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she explained.|
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the store assistant.
Woman: Are you kidding? He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!
|Lawyer: You say you're divorcing your husband for health reasons?|
Woman: Yes. I'm sick of him!
|If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor was a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it!|
|Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.|
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!
|Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.|
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
Customer: My wife!