• A man's wife was in ICU.<br/>
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.<br/>
Doctor said to husband, `We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now.`<br/>
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, `She is hardly 40`.<br/>
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, `37`!
    A man's wife was in ICU.
    Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
    Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
    Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
    An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!
  • Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.<br/>
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
    Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
    It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
  • Two golden rules of Happy Marriage

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1. The wife is always right.
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2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
    Two golden rules of Happy Marriage
    1. The wife is always right.
    2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
  • Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,
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    WifeEye!
  • Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behaviour!
  • The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
    The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
  • Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to!
    Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to!
  • I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.<br/>
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
    I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
    If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later!
    Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later!
  • For Successful Married Life:<br/>
Be a little blind!<br/>
Be a little kind!
    For Successful Married Life:
    Be a little blind!
    Be a little kind!