|If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?|
|How to find the perfect woman in two steps.|
1. Marry one!
2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
|The secrets of a Happy Marriage:|
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
|A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door.|
Wife: Who is it?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
|Never underestimate the power of 3 things:|
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
|On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world.|
But I need some experience to make such an announcement.
So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
|Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.|
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
|Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.|
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
|For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.|
I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!