|Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?|
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
|Wife: Where have you been so late?|
Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
|Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.|
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
|Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?|
Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!
|Husband: But, Alice, you don't want that!|
Wife: How will I know until I get it?
|Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?|
Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!
|I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!|
|The young wife, proudly to her husband, "My father always gives expensive presents."|
"So I discovered when he gave you away", rejoined the young husband!
|Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"|
Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"