• Boys have fun by teasing girls then girls cry for a few minutes;
    And girls have fun by loving boys then boys cry for a lifetime!
  • Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.<br />
Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
    Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.
    Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
  • The Equation of Marriage:<br/>
7 Glances = 1 Smile<br/>
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting<br/>
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss<br/>
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal<br/>
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage<br/>
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.<br/>
So beware of a glance!
    The Equation of Marriage:
    7 Glances = 1 Smile
    7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
    7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
    And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
    So beware of a glance!
  • My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!
    My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!
  • Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.<br/>
Husband: I am curious to see it.<br/>
Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
    Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.
    Husband: I am curious to see it.
    Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
  • "What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"
    "Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
    "And surely you bought something for yourself?"
    "Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
  • How was the word WIFE invented?<br/>

They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
    How was the word WIFE invented?
    They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
  • Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
    Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
  • Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?<br/>
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.<br/>
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
    Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?
    Husband: That's what they say, my dear.
    Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
  • One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.<br />
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
    One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.
    2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
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