• If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
  • How to find the perfect woman in two steps.
    1. Marry one!
    2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
  • The secrets of a Happy Marriage:<br/>
1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!<br/>
2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
    The secrets of a Happy Marriage:
    1. Go to Tools - Internet Options - Clear History - Delete Files - Delete Cookies!
    2. Whatsapp Group Info - Delete Chat History - Delete Photos - Delete Videos!
  • A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door.
    Wife: Who is it?
    Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady.
    Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers?
    Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!
  • Never underestimate the power of 3 things:<br/>
1. Wife angry for a reason.<br/>
2. Wife angry without reason.<br/>
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
    Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
    1. Wife angry for a reason.
    2. Wife angry without reason.
    3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
  • On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world.
    But I need some experience to make such an announcement.
    So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
  • Marital Advice:

    Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.<br />
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
    Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.
    Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
  • Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.<br />
Hubby: Shopping?<br />
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
    Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
    Hubby: Shopping?
    Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
  • For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.
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    I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!