• Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?<br />
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
    Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
    Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
  • Wife: Where have you been so late?<br />
Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
    Wife: Where have you been so late?
    Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
  • Weekend Special:<br />

Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. <br />  

Husband: Good idea! I will  see you on Monday!
    Weekend Special:
    Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
    Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
  • Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.<br />
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
    Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.
    Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
  • Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?<br />
Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!
    Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?
    Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!
  • Husband: But, Alice, you don't want that!<br/>
Wife: How will I know until I get it?
    Husband: But, Alice, you don't want that!
    Wife: How will I know until I get it?
  • Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?<br />

Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!
    Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?
    Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!
  • I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!
    I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!
  • The young wife, proudly to her husband, `My father always gives expensive presents.`<br />
`So I discovered when he gave you away`, rejoined the young husband!
    The young wife, proudly to her husband, "My father always gives expensive presents."
    "So I discovered when he gave you away", rejoined the young husband!
  • Regarding... `I love you too` interesting fact is when husband says `I love you too...` wife takes it as: `Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!`<br/>

Whereas what husband meant is `Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!`
    Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"
    Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"