|According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!|
|A man pointed a gun at his wife's face and asked, "Any last words?" Three and a half hour later, he shot her!|
|Husband: I really need some space in our marriage.|
Wife: Why don't you sleep in the living room tonight?
|Guys need your help:|
In the middle of an argument, my wife told me I was right!
What the hell do I do next?
|No wonder Prabhas got 6000 marriage proposals after Bahubali.|
The reason why ladies love Amarendra Baahubali is not that he is handsome, good fighter or his ability to control elephants... but his ability to say,
"Amma, you are wrong... My wife is right!"
|Wife: How much do u love me?|
Husband: 78.125 %
Wife: Why not 100 % ?
Husband: 28% GST on luxurious items!
|Wife: Baby, you love me na?|
Husband: Who is Meena?
|Behind every angry woman there's a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!|
|Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.|
Husband: That's a lie.
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
Husband: Because elephants never forget.
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
|A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!|