|Friends are forever.|
Until they get married!
|What is the difference between desire and greed?|
Getting married is desire, but trying to be happy after marriage is greed!
|I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my New Year's resolutions will be!|
|Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished.|
I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
|Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.|
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
|I haven't had sex in such a long time... I'm beginning to feel married!|
|Wife: I want a divorce because you won't stop talking in egg phrases.|
Husband: I don't want this marriage to be over easy. I'm scrambling to fix this!
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.|
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"|