|Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:|
One, let her think she is having her own way;
And the other, let her have it!
|Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.|
|A tip for all husbands:|
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
|There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.|
There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!
|Married men don't have a Lifestyle...|
They live according to Wifestyle!
|Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!|
|27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.|
The date itself explains why this date is selected.
|If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!|
|Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie?|
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
And Facebook status updates?
At toilet with GF and four other friends!