|Wife: Honey, am I fat?|
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!
|I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...|
'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
|Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.|
It's possible that he is been married for long time!
|If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts!|
|Husband: I need space.|
Wife: Join NASA!
|Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.|
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
|The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbour!|
|People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.|
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!
|Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?|
Husband: With a minute of silence!
|The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!|