• "What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"
    "Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
    "And surely you bought something for yourself?"
    "Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
  • How was the word WIFE invented?<br/>

They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!Upload to Facebook
    How was the word WIFE invented?
    They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
  • Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!Upload to Facebook
    Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!
  • Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?<br/>
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.<br/>
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!Upload to Facebook
    Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?
    Husband: That's what they say, my dear.
    Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
  • One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.<br />
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!Upload to Facebook
    One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.
    2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
  • Marriage is an 'Institution'.<br />
Some walk out.<br />
Some stay put and cheat.<br />
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a 
reasonable future!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is an 'Institution'.
    Some walk out.
    Some stay put and cheat.
    And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
  • Wife = 1/2 Husband<br />
So 2 Wives = Husband<br />
Also Wife = X Girlfriend<br />
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband<br />
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
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    Wife = 1/2 Husband
    So 2 Wives = Husband
    Also Wife = X Girlfriend
    Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
    and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
  • Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!Upload to Facebook
    Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
  • The only crush left in life, after getting married is...<br />
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'Candy Crush'!Upload to Facebook
    The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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    'Candy Crush'!
  • If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;<br />
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!Upload to Facebook
    If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
    If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
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