• The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
    The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!
  • A Wife's Reminder:<br />
I trust you... but remember - 'My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!
    A Wife's Reminder:
    I trust you... but remember - 'My trust and your bones will break simultaneously'!
  • Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?<br />
Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
    Bridegroom: And now, dear, that we are married, let us have a clear understanding about our affairs. Do you wish to be president or vice-president?
    Bride (Sweetly): Neither. You be both. I'll be just the treasurer!
  • Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!
    Every woman needs a husband because so many things go wrong daily and you can't blame God and Modi all the time!
  • Husband: I love you!<br/>
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.<br/>
Husband: But you fight with me the most.<br/>
Wife: Because you are the world to me!
    Husband: I love you!
    Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you.
    Husband: But you fight with me the most.
    Wife: Because you are the world to me!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default.
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    His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
  • An idea can change your life;<br/>
But a wife can change your idea!
    An idea can change your life;
    But a wife can change your idea!
  • Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Husband: I love you<br/>
Wife: No not this<br/>
Husband: I like you<br/> 
Wife: Again No, not this<br/>
Husband: I miss you<br/> 
Wife: Getting more angry... No no
Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
    Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.
    Husband: I love you
    Wife: No not this
    Husband: I like you
    Wife: Again No, not this
    Husband: I miss you
    Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default.
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    His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
  • Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!
    Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!