• Worst fear a man can face...<br/>
Leaving his mobile phone home!
    Worst fear a man can face...
    Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
    A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
  • Most marriages suffer when the use of alcohol is more to solve the problems than to enjoy the company!
  • My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout...
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    Today it was laundry and the dishes!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
    Thought of the day:
    If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
  • Thought of the day:
    Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
  • Only married people understand that you can be miserable and happy at the same time!
    Only married people understand that you can be miserable and happy at the same time!
  • Thought of the day:
    If you can't convince her then...
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    just confuse her!
  • My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag...<br/>
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Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
    My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag...
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    Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
  • It's a sin if you love another's wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!
    It's a sin if you love another's wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!