|Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.|
Husband: I love you
Wife: No not this
Husband: I like you
Wife: Again No, not this
Husband: I miss you
Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
|Every husband is a farmer by default.|
His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
|Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!|
|When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - "Your Love".|
She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!
|Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"|
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
|27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.|
Date itself explains why this date is selected.
|Dedicated to all married couples:|
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!
|Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left for her parents' place!|
|Story of an Intelligent Husband:|
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband - Where are you going ?
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife - And what about the kids ? Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
|All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble!|