• I never mind my wife having the last word.
    Infact, I am delighted when she gets to it!
  • Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!
    Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!
  • Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years.<br/>
So technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years.
    So technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • I surely am going to go to Hell... because I lie everytime my wife asks me - Honey, how am I looking today?
    I surely am going to go to Hell... because I lie everytime my wife asks me - Honey, how am I looking today?
  • So Mastani was Bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most.<br/>
Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most.


<br/>Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife.
    So Mastani was Bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most.
    Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most.
    Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife.
  • While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents that, "Main Aapki Beti Ko Shaadi Ke Baad Bahut Khush Rakhunga!"
    Has any girl said something like this to boy's parents anytime?
  • A wise man once told his wife...
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    Nothing! He was a wise man you see!
  • A wife got so mad at her husband so she packed his bags and told him to get out.
    As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
    He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
  • Wife: You need to learn to focus.<br />
Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother.<br />
Wife: I was talking to you.<br />
Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
    Wife: You need to learn to focus.
    Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother.
    Wife: I was talking to you.
    Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
  • When a woman says: 'Correct me if I am wrong'!<br/>
Do not try to do it... it's a trap.
    When a woman says: 'Correct me if I am wrong'!
    Do not try to do it... it's a trap.