• My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...<br/>
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Yes, Ma'am!
    My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...
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    Yes, Ma'am!
  • Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
    Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
  • Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho  To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.<br/>
Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?<br/>
Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
    Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.
    Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?
    Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
  • A woman to her friend:<br/>
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
    A woman to her friend:
    The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
  • I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!
  • Marriage is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired!
    Marriage is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired!
  • Husband: Can we eat outside today?<br/>
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?<br/>
Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today!
    Husband: Can we eat outside today?
    Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
    Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today!
  • A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
  • Dear Husband,<br/>
Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!
    Dear Husband,
    Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!
  • Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.<br/>
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.<br/>
Wife: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!
    Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.
    Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
    Wife: Woh Kyon?
    Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!