|Wife: I am not talking to you.|
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|Women marry men hoping they will change;|
And men marry women hoping they will not.
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result, both of them get disappointed!
|A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!|
|I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!|
|Evolution of MAN:|
Before meeting her, Spider Man;
After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
Soon after marriage, Watchman;
After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!
|Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.|
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
|One marriage in every six ends in divorce;|
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
|To our sweethearts and wives.|
May they never meet!
|Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?|
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
|Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!|