• Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!
    Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!
  • Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!
    Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!
  • Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...<br/>
Wife(with affection): Toh!<br/>
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
    Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...
    Wife(with affection): Toh!
    Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
  • Two types of chromosomes cause marital problems...<br/>
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  • The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding!
    The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding!
  • The key to staying married is deciding not to get divorced.<br/>
It's that simple!
    The key to staying married is deciding not to get divorced.
    It's that simple!
  • The most terrifying thing any woman can say to her husband is...<br/>
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  • Mathematics of marriage:<br/>
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair<br/>
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
    Mathematics of marriage:
    Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
    Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
  • If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.<br/>
But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!
    If you are wrong and you shut up, you are 'Wise'.
    But if you are right and you shut up, you are 'Married'!
  • Married men live longer than single men,<br/>
But married men are a lot more willing to die!
    Married men live longer than single men,
    But married men are a lot more willing to die!