|"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"|
"Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
"And surely you bought something for yourself?"
"Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
|How was the word WIFE invented?|
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
|Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!|
|Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?|
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
|One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.|
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
|Marriage is an 'Institution'.|
Some walk out.
Some stay put and cheat.
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
|Wife = 1/2 Husband|
So 2 Wives = Husband
Also Wife = X Girlfriend
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
|Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!|
|The only crush left in life, after getting married is...|
|If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;|
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!