|My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...|
|Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!|
|Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.|
Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?
Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
|A woman to her friend:|
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
|I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!|
|Marriage is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired!|
|Husband: Can we eat outside today?|
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
Husband: No, just don't feel like washing utensils today!
|A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!|
Shopping is an excellent beginning to an Apology!
|Wife: Agar Main Waqt Hoti To Sab Meri Qadar Karte.|
Husband: Log Tumhein Dekh Kar Darr Jaate.
Wife: Woh Kyon?
Husband: Log Kehte, Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha Hai!