• Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.<br/>
Husband: I love you<br/>
Wife: No not this<br/>
Husband: I like you<br/> 
Wife: Again No, not this<br/>
Husband: I miss you<br/> 
Wife: Getting more angry... No no
Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
    Wife (after a fight): Tell me those 3 magical words.
    Husband: I love you
    Wife: No not this
    Husband: I like you
    Wife: Again No, not this
    Husband: I miss you
    Wife: Getting more angry... No no Husband: Galti Meri Thi!
  • Every husband is a farmer by default.
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    His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture!
  • Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!
    Marriage has its own ups and downs. At times, you want to throw the other person off the cliff and then rush to the bottom to catch them!
  • When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - `Your Love`.<br/>
She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!
    When your wife says, all she wants for her anniversary is - "Your Love".
    She is just kidding - actually she just expects Diamonds!
  • Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - `Honey, have you ever cheated on me?`<br/>
And the wait for your heart to beat fast.<br/>
Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
    Wife is very clever. She'll lay her head on your chest and ask - "Honey, have you ever cheated on me?"
    And the wait for your heart to beat fast.
    Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
  • 27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.<br/>
Date itself explains why this date is selected.<br/>
`Satai Joon`
    27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day.
    Date itself explains why this date is selected.
    "Satai Joon"
  • Dedicated to all married couples:<br/>

Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.<br/>
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;<br/>
Warna Lag Gayi!
    Dedicated to all married couples:
    Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
    Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
    Warna Lag Gayi!
  • Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left for her parents' place!
    Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left for her parents' place!
  • Story of an Intelligent Husband:
    Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
    Husband - Where are you going ?
    Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
    Husband also starts packing his clothes.
    Wife - Now where are you going ?
    Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
    Wife - And what about the kids ? Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
    Clothes unpacked.
  • All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble!
    All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble!