• Marriage is an 'Institution'.<br />
Some walk out.<br />
Some stay put and cheat.<br />
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a 
reasonable future!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is an 'Institution'.
    Some walk out.
    Some stay put and cheat.
    And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
  • Wife = 1/2 Husband<br />
So 2 Wives = Husband<br />
Also Wife = X Girlfriend<br />
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband<br />
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
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    Wife = 1/2 Husband
    So 2 Wives = Husband
    Also Wife = X Girlfriend
    Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
    and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
  • Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!Upload to Facebook
    Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!
  • The only crush left in life, after getting married is...<br />
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'Candy Crush'!Upload to Facebook
    The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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    'Candy Crush'!
  • If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;<br />
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!Upload to Facebook
    If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
    If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
  • A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife?
    7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine!
    The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
  • Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>

Husband: Okay!<br/>

Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>

Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am not talking to you.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • Women marry men hoping they will change;<br/>
And men marry women hoping they will not.<br/>
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result,  both of them get disappointed!Upload to Facebook
    Women marry men hoping they will change;
    And men marry women hoping they will not.
    Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result, both of them get disappointed!
  • A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!Upload to Facebook
    A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
  • I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
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