• Regarding... `I love you too` interesting fact is when husband says `I love you too...` wife takes it as: `Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!`<br/>

Whereas what husband meant is `Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!`
    Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"
    Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
  • Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?<br/>
The husband opened his diary.<br/>
Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
    Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?
    The husband opened his diary.
    Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
  • Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';<br/>

After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
    Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';
    After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
  • A good wife tries to stay within your budget!
    A good wife tries to stay within your budget!
  • Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.<br />

Advocate asks his client, `Why? Only last month you got the divorce.`<br />

Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
    Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
    Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
    Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
  • Wife: How long have you been sleeping?<br/>
Husband: Ever since I got married!
    Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
    Husband: Ever since I got married!
  • A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!
    A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!
  • I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
  • There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:<br/>
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll<br/>
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll<br/>
3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
    There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:
    1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
    2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
    3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
  • I used to be an `incurable romantic`, until I married an 'antibiotic'!
    I used to be an "incurable romantic", until I married an 'antibiotic'!