|Dedicated to all married couples:|
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!
|Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left for her parents' place!|
|Story of an Intelligent Husband:|
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband - Where are you going ?
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife - And what about the kids ? Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
|All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble!|
|I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!|
Warning to all husbands, service tax goes up to 14%.
This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive... so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.
Also encourage them that they cook awesome food!
|You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!|
|November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!|
|Silence is a language, too!|
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
|Wife: You had lunch? |
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch!