• Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!Upload to Facebook
    Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
  • Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?<br />
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!Upload to Facebook
    Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?
    Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
  • Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.<br />
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
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    Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.
    Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
  • BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!Upload to Facebook
    BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!
  • Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?Upload to Facebook
    Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
  • Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?<br />
Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?
    Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!
  • A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one.
    After a while, the husband said: When we got married, You promised to love, honor and obey.
    The bride replied: I know... but I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding!
  • A doctor got a call from a woman, `My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?`<br />
The doctor replied, `Give him a headache, what else?`Upload to Facebook
    A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"
    The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
  • My wife says she enjoys my <b>company</b>... it's a good thing that I own it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife says she enjoys my company... it's a good thing that I own it!
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too!Upload to Facebook
    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too!
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