|Marriage is an 'Institution'.|
Some walk out.
Some stay put and cheat.
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!
|Wife = 1/2 Husband|
So 2 Wives = Husband
Also Wife = X Girlfriend
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
|Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands!|
|The only crush left in life, after getting married is...|
|If a wife needs husband's attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;|
If a husband needs wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
|A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife?|
7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine!
The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine!
|Wife: I am not talking to you.|
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
|Women marry men hoping they will change;|
And men marry women hoping they will not.
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and as result, both of them get disappointed!
|A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!|
|I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!|