|Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"|
Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
|Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?|
The husband opened his diary.
Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
|Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';|
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
|A good wife tries to stay within your budget!|
|Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.|
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
|Wife: How long have you been sleeping?|
Husband: Ever since I got married!
|A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!|
|I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!|
|There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:|
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
|I used to be an "incurable romantic", until I married an 'antibiotic'!|