• If your wife laughs at your joke,<br/>
It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!
    If your wife laughs at your joke,
    It means you either have a good joke or a good wife!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
    Thought of the day:
    Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
  • To all couples:<br/>
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
    To all couples:
    I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
  • My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!
    My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I was disappointed, I had to put my foot down!
  • I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it!
    I just assume I do everything wrong since I don't have a wife to confirm it!
  • My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
    My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
  • My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...<br/>
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Yes, Ma'am!
    My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...
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    Yes, Ma'am!
  • Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
    Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
  • Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho  To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.<br/>
Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?<br/>
Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
    Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota.
    Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti?
    Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
  • A woman to her friend:<br/>
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
    A woman to her friend:
    The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!