|Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!|
|Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?|
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
|Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.|
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
|BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!|
|Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?|
|Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?|
Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!
|A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one.|
After a while, the husband said: When we got married, You promised to love, honor and obey.
The bride replied: I know... but I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding!
|A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"|
The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
|My wife says she enjoys my company... it's a good thing that I own it!|
|Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too!|