• Million Dollar Truth: <br />
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.<br />
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!
    Million Dollar Truth:
    If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.
    If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession... If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should probably change your spouse!
  • Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!
    Marriage: a word which should be pronounced 'mirage'!
  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • Dear Married People,<br/>
Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
    Dear Married People,
    Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
  • Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
    Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
  • Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
    Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
  • MARITAL CAUTION:<br />

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.<br />

Never save it as `Wife 1` and `Wife 2`!<br />

~ forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
    MARITAL CAUTION:
    Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.
    Never save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife 2"!
    ~ forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
  • Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?<br />
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
    Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
    Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
  • Wife: Where have you been so late?<br />
Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
    Wife: Where have you been so late?
    Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
  • Weekend Special:<br />

Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. <br />  

Husband: Good idea! I will  see you on Monday!
    Weekend Special:
    Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
    Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!