|I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!|
|Evolution of MAN:|
Before meeting her, Spider Man;
After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
Soon after marriage, Watchman;
After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!
|Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.|
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
|One marriage in every six ends in divorce;|
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
|To our sweethearts and wives.|
May they never meet!
|Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?|
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
|Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!|
|Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?|
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
|Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.|
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
|BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!|