|Wife called her husband,|
Wife: Honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
|The man who never made a mistake is married to a lady who did!|
|To keep your marriage brimming;|
With love in the marriage cup.
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
And whenever you're right, shut up!
|Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.|
As if two women would make the same mistake!
|What's common between clouds and wife?|
When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
|Love - the quest|
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!
|For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!|
|Son: The marriage vows say "till death do us part", so we are not married in heaven?|
Father: That's right son... because if we were still married, we'd be in hell!
|A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.|
After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?
|Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times|
I let her sleep!