• Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • Dear Married People,<br/>
Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
    Dear Married People,
    Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that's how difficult it is!
  • Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
    Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!
  • Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
    Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
  • MARITAL CAUTION:<br />

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.<br />

Never save it as `Wife 1` and `Wife 2`!<br />

~ forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
    MARITAL CAUTION:
    Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name - WIFE.
    Never save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife 2"!
    ~ forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
  • Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?<br />
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
    Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
    Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!
  • Wife: Where have you been so late?<br />
Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
    Wife: Where have you been so late?
    Husband: Stop me if you've heard this one!
  • Weekend Special:<br />

Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. <br />  

Husband: Good idea! I will  see you on Monday!
    Weekend Special:
    Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
    Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
  • Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.<br />
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
    Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.
    Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!
  • Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?<br />
Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!
    Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things?
    Friend 2: Just the opposite. First came the error, then the trial!