• Wife called her husband,<br/>
Wife: Honey where are you?<br/>
Husband: I'm at the bank.<br/>
Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.<br/>
Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
    Wife called her husband,
    Wife: Honey where are you?
    Husband: I'm at the bank.
    Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
    Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
  • The man who never made a mistake is married to a lady who did!
  • To keep your marriage brimming;<br/>
With love in the marriage cup.<br/>
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;<br/>
And whenever you're right, shut up!
    To keep your marriage brimming;
    With love in the marriage cup.
    Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
    And whenever you're right, shut up!
  • Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.<br/>

As if two women would make the same mistake!
    Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.
    As if two women would make the same mistake!
  • What's common between clouds and wife?<br/>


When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
    What's common between clouds and wife?
    When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
  • Love - the quest<br />
Marriage - the conquest<br />
Divorce - the inquest!
    Love - the quest
    Marriage - the conquest
    Divorce - the inquest!
  • For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!
    For men marriage is like museum - you have to be quite and you can't really touch anything!
  • Son: The marriage vows say "till death do us part", so we are not married in heaven?
    Father: That's right son... because if we were still married, we'd be in hell!
  • A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.
    After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?
    Argument ended!
  • Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; other times
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    I let her sleep!