• I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
  • Evolution of MAN:
    Before meeting her, Spider Man;
    After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
    Soon after marriage, Watchman;
    After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!
  • Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.<br/>
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!Upload to Facebook
    Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
  • One marriage in every six ends in divorce;<br />
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!Upload to Facebook
    One marriage in every six ends in divorce;
    But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
  • To our sweethearts and wives.<br />
May they never meet!Upload to Facebook
    To our sweethearts and wives.
    May they never meet!
  • Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?<br/>
Because he had so many wives to advise him!Upload to Facebook
    Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?
    Because he had so many wives to advise him!
  • Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!Upload to Facebook
    Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
  • Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?<br />
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!Upload to Facebook
    Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?
    Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
  • Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.<br />
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
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    Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.
    Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
  • BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!Upload to Facebook
    BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!
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