• The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
    The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
  • After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'
    After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?'
  • Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives!
    Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives!
  • Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
    Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
    And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
  • Marriage:<br/>
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
    Marriage:
    A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
  • Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!
    Whatever arrangements you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier!
  • Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...<br/>
'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
    Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself...
    'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'!
  • Very effective threat by wife in new style:<br/>
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
    Very effective threat by wife in new style:
    Tum Jitna Time Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter Ko Doge, Main Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi!
  • Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...<br/>
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you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
    Marriage is really tough sometimes, because...
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    you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
  • Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!
    Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool!