• Marriage Certificate: Just another word for a work permit!
    Marriage Certificate: Just another word for a work permit!
  • Every married man's has to bear two kinds of expenses:
    If the wife is fair complexioned, it's on Sun Screen Lotion;
    And if she is dark-complexioned, it's on "Fair & Lovely" Cream!
  • Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that...
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    she will not tell your wife!
  • The relationship between husband and wife should be like that between the hands and the eyes.<br />
If the hands get hurt, the eyes cry;<br />
And if the eyes cry, the hands wipe the tears!
    The relationship between husband and wife should be like that between the hands and the eyes.
    If the hands get hurt, the eyes cry;
    And if the eyes cry, the hands wipe the tears!
  • Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money!
    Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money!
  • Did you hear about `the forbidden gadget` from Apple? It promises a life of misery as soon as you sign the contract...<br />
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and it's called iDo!
    Did you hear about "the forbidden gadget" from Apple? It promises a life of misery as soon as you sign the contract...
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    and it's called iDo!
  • A couple were sitting together.<br />
Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.<br />
Husband: I'll surely miss you!
    A couple were sitting together.
    Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.
    Husband: I'll surely miss you!
  • Summer Vacations:<br />
I really wonder who has a vacation actually... a wife with kids at her mom's place or husband without his wife and kids at home!
    Summer Vacations:
    I really wonder who has a vacation actually... a wife with kids at her mom's place or husband without his wife and kids at home!
  • Husband: Hi Honey, are we eating out tonight?<br />
Wife: What gives you the idea?<br />
Husband: I can't smell anything burning!
    Husband: Hi Honey, are we eating out tonight?
    Wife: What gives you the idea?
    Husband: I can't smell anything burning!
  • Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that... `This conversation will be recorded for your Training and Quality monitoring purpose. And it can be used against you 
even after 30 years!`
    Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that... "This conversation will be recorded for your Training and Quality monitoring purpose. And it can be used against you even after 30 years!"
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