|Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.|
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
|Wife: How long have you been sleeping?|
Husband: Ever since I got married!
|A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!|
|I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!|
|There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:|
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
|I used to be an "incurable romantic", until I married an 'antibiotic'!|
|Wife called her husband,|
Wife: Honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: Dear, please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: Sorry, I meant I was at the BANK of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
|The man who never made a mistake is married to a lady who did!|
|To keep your marriage brimming;|
With love in the marriage cup.
Whenever you are wrong, admit it;
And whenever you're right, shut up!
|Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband.|
As if two women would make the same mistake!