• Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.<br/>
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
    Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
  • One marriage in every six ends in divorce;<br />
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
    One marriage in every six ends in divorce;
    But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
  • To our sweethearts and wives.<br />
May they never meet!
    To our sweethearts and wives.
    May they never meet!
  • Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?<br/>
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
    Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?
    Because he had so many wives to advise him!
  • Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
    Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!
  • Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?<br />
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
    Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?
    Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
  • Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.<br />
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
    Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.
    Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
  • BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!
    BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!
  • Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
    Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
  • Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?<br />
Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!
    Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?
    Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!