|Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends.|
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
|One marriage in every six ends in divorce;|
But the other five couples fight it out to the bitter end!
|To our sweethearts and wives.|
May they never meet!
|Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?|
Because he had so many wives to advise him!
|Childish Game - The one at which your wife beats you!|
|Why are bride's parents made to pay dowry in marriage?|
Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse!
|Wife: Let's enjoy our Weekend.|
Husband: Great. Then let's meet on Monday!
|BACHELOR - A man who missed the opportunity of making some woman miserable!|
|Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?|
|Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?|
Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!