• A husband was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked her sizes.
    "If it's clothes, I wear Small," she said. "If it's diamonds, I wear Large!"
  • A man opens the door for his mother-in-law and declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"
    The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokingly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."
    "Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"
  • Married men play a lot with their wedding rings... because they're continuously trying to work out the unlock combination!
    Married men play a lot with their wedding rings... because they're continuously trying to work out the unlock combination!
  • Dear Ladies,<br />
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
    Dear Ladies,
    Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
  • That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...
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    Wife 1 and Wife 2!
  • You don't marry one person, you marry three:<br />
The person you think they are;<br />
The person they are;<br />
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
    You don't marry one person, you marry three:
    The person you think they are;
    The person they are;
    And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
  • What is the difference between welding and wedding?<br />
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;<br />
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
    What is the difference between welding and wedding?
    In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
    Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
  • When husband breaks a glass.<br />
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!<br />
And when wife breaks a glass.<br />
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
    When husband breaks a glass.
    Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
    And when wife breaks a glass.
    Wife: Who kept this glass here?
  • Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
    Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
  • Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
    Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!
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