|Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.|
Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
|The Equation of Marriage:|
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of a glance!
|My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!|
|Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.|
Husband: I am curious to see it.
Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
|"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"|
"Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
"And surely you bought something for yourself?"
"Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
|How was the word WIFE invented?|
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!
|Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That's probably the reason mothers cry the most at weddings!|
|Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks?|
Husband: That's what they say, my dear.
Wife: Well, I wish you'd leave a little here to talk to me during the day. I get so lonely!
|One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.|
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
|Marriage is an 'Institution'.|
Some walk out.
Some stay put and cheat.
And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future!