|Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me?|
Husband: Yes-let's go to the Zoo!
|I got married so that I can be auto-corrected even when my phone is off!|
|The young wife, proudly to her husband, "My father always gives expensive presents."|
"So I discovered when he gave you away", rejoined the young husband!
|Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!"|
Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
|Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho?|
The husband opened his diary.
Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
|Before marriage, it's called 'DATING';|
After marriage, it's called 'ACCOMMODATING'!
|A good wife tries to stay within your budget!|
|Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.|
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
|Wife: How long have you been sleeping?|
Husband: Ever since I got married!
|A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!|