• When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one who's mad!
    When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one who's mad!
  • Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did!
    Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did!
  • Wife: I think we need to return these glasses I got for you.<br/>
Husband: Why?<br/>
Wife: You are still not seeing things `My Way`!
    Wife: I think we need to return these glasses I got for you.
    Husband: Why?
    Wife: You are still not seeing things "My Way"!
  • I never mind my wife having the last word.
    Infact, I am delighted when she gets to it!
  • Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!
    Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument wasn't even yet over!
  • Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years.<br/>
So technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years.
    So technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • I surely am going to go to Hell... because I lie everytime my wife asks me - Honey, how am I looking today?
    I surely am going to go to Hell... because I lie everytime my wife asks me - Honey, how am I looking today?
  • So Mastani was Bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most.<br/>
Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most.


<br/>Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife.
    So Mastani was Bajirao's 2nd wife and he loved her the most.
    Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 8th wife and he loved her the most.
    Apparently, no one loves their 1st wife.
  • While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents that, "Main Aapki Beti Ko Shaadi Ke Baad Bahut Khush Rakhunga!"
    Has any girl said something like this to boy's parents anytime?
  • A wise man once told his wife...
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    Nothing! He was a wise man you see!