|A husband was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked her sizes.|
"If it's clothes, I wear Small," she said. "If it's diamonds, I wear Large!"
|A man opens the door for his mother-in-law and declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"|
The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokingly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."
"Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"
|Married men play a lot with their wedding rings... because they're continuously trying to work out the unlock combination!|
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
|That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...|
Wife 1 and Wife 2!
|You don't marry one person, you marry three:|
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
|What is the difference between welding and wedding?|
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
|When husband breaks a glass.|
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
|Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!|
|Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss!|