• Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
    Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?
  • Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?<br />
Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!
    Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?
    Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!
  • A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one.
    After a while, the husband said: When we got married, You promised to love, honor and obey.
    The bride replied: I know... but I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding!
  • A doctor got a call from a woman, `My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?`<br />
The doctor replied, `Give him a headache, what else?`
    A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"
    The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?"
  • My wife says she enjoys my <b>company</b>... it's a good thing that I own it!
    My wife says she enjoys my company... it's a good thing that I own it!
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too!
    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too!
  • Before marriage, it's called DATING;<br/>
And after marriage, it's called as...<br/>
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AccommoDATING!
    Before marriage, it's called DATING;
    And after marriage, it's called as...
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    AccommoDATING!
  • Answering the wife is like defusing a bomb. One mistake and... <b>BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!</b>
    Answering the wife is like defusing a bomb. One mistake and... BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
  • The husband bought a new car and thought of giving surprise to his wife.<br />
Soon after entering the house, he shouted, `Darling, your dream of so many years got fulfilled today`.<br />
The wife came running out of the kitchen and said, `Oh my God! What happened to my Mom-in-law?`
    The husband bought a new car and thought of giving surprise to his wife.
    Soon after entering the house, he shouted, "Darling, your dream of so many years got fulfilled today".
    The wife came running out of the kitchen and said, "Oh my God! What happened to my Mom-in-law?"
  • If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you!