• I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;<br />
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
    I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
    But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
  • Husband to wife, `Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?`<br />
Wife: No.<br />
Husband was completely surprised!<br />
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
    Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
    Wife: No.
    Husband was completely surprised!
    Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
  • Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for `Training and Quality purposes`!
    Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for "Training and Quality purposes"!
  • Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.<br/>
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.<br/>
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
    Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
    Wife: I do not think that is going to help.
    Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
  • The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
    The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
  • Marriage is an occasion  when a ring is put on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!
    Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!
  • Dear Ladies,
    Sometimes when you put your foot down, make sure you place it firmly on his neck!
  • Women marry men hoping they will change;<br/>
Men marry women hoping they will not.<br/>
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!
    Women marry men hoping they will change;
    Men marry women hoping they will not.
    Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!
  • Wife to her hubby, `Whenever I dream, I see your face.`<br/>
Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
    Wife to her hubby, "Whenever I dream, I see your face."
    Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
  • A successful marriage is based on give & take:<br/>
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;<br/>
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!
    A successful marriage is based on give & take:
    Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
    And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!
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