|Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that... "This conversation will be recorded for your Training and Quality monitoring purpose. And it can be used against you even after 30 years!"|
|A husband was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked her sizes.|
"If it's clothes, I wear Small," she said. "If it's diamonds, I wear Large!"
|A man opens the door for his mother-in-law and declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"|
The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokingly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."
"Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"
|Married men play a lot with their wedding rings... because they're continuously trying to work out the unlock combination!|
Please feed your man well... because a fat man can't run away!
|That hopeful moment... when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as...|
Wife 1 and Wife 2!
|You don't marry one person, you marry three:|
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
|What is the difference between welding and wedding?|
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
|When husband breaks a glass.|
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?
|Married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!|