|I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;|
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!
|Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"|
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!
|Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that... this conversation will be recorded for "Training and Quality purposes"!|
|Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.|
Wife: I do not think that is going to help.
Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
|The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!|
|Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!|
Sometimes when you put your foot down, make sure you place it firmly on his neck!
|Women marry men hoping they will change;|
Men marry women hoping they will not.
Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!
|Wife to her hubby, "Whenever I dream, I see your face."|
Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
|A successful marriage is based on give & take:|
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!