• Survey & Analysis says:<br/>
If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
    Survey & Analysis says:
    If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
  • Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?<br/>
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
    Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?
    Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
  • A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
    A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
  • Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
    Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!
  • A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.<br/>
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
    A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.
    He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
  • Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. <br/>
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. <br/>
Husband: The food tastes awful. <br/>
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
    Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook.
    One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
    Husband: The food tastes awful.
    Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
  • I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
    I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!
  • Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.<br/>
Husband: So?<br/>
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
    Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.
    Husband: So?
    Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
  • Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!
    Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!