• Staying single is stylish. <br/>
Divorce is in vogue.<br/>
Live-in is common.<br/>
Extra-marital is happening.<br/>
And here we are - Married! <br/>
Bloody totally outdated!
    Staying single is stylish.
    Divorce is in vogue.
    Live-in is common.
    Extra-marital is happening.
    And here we are - Married!
    Bloody totally outdated!
  • If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.<br/>
If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.<br/>
The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
    If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.
    If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
    The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
  • It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.<br/>
She often says, `Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?`
    It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.
    She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
  • Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way;<br/>
And the other, let her have it!
    Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:
    One, let her think she is having her own way;
    And the other, let her have it!
  • Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!
    Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.
  • A tip for all husbands:<br/>
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
    A tip for all husbands:
    If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
  • There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.<br/> 
There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!
    There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.
    There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!
  • Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
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They live according to Wifestyle!
    Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
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    They live according to Wifestyle!
  • Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!
    Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!