|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.|
Anytime you have romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"|
|Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao.|
Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun?
Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya.
Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!
|Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.|
He knows good things take a little more time!
|The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!|
|Wife: What do you want for your birthday?|
Husband: Just let me win an argument for once!
|Mariage - A romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!|
|In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."|
"No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"!
|Some wives think there's a worm at both ends of a fishing pole!|
|My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy". |
He's been walking around all happy and smiling.
Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?