|No wonder Prabhas got 6000 marriage proposals after Bahubali.|
The reason why ladies love Amarendra Baahubali is not that he is handsome, good fighter or his ability to control elephants... but his ability to say,
"Amma, you are wrong... My wife is right!"
|Wife: How much do u love me?|
Husband: 78.125 %
Wife: Why not 100 % ?
Husband: 28% GST on luxurious items!
|Wife: Baby, you love me na?|
Husband: Who is Meena?
|Behind every angry woman there's a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!|
|Wife: He made 2 fat jokes yesterday.|
Husband: That's a lie.
Therapist: Then why would she remember you making them?
Husband: Because elephants never forget.
Therapist: LMAO! Savage!
|A wife is cute when she is mute and a husband is honey when he gives money!|
|Pro Tip to all wives:|
If you want to take out all your frustration on anyone, your husband is your easiest target. He is not listening anyways!
|We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines!!|
|A happy marriage is a long conversation, which always seems too-too long while fighting with each other!|
|Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!|