|Survey & Analysis says:|
If you both are comfortable at the same fan speed or air conditioning temperature, you are probably not a married couple!
|Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?|
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
|A smart husband is the one who always remembers his wife's birthday but never remembers her age!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!|
|Position of a husband is just like a split AC, no matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!|
|A man threw his wife in a pond full of crocodiles.|
He is now facing trial in a court for being cruel to animals!
|Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. |
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
Husband: The food tastes awful.
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
|I hate when my wife asks me trick questions. They usually start with `Do you remember...`!|
|Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt.|
Wife: So are you dating a bald woman?
|Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically!|