|Staying single is stylish. |
Divorce is in vogue.
Live-in is common.
Extra-marital is happening.
And here we are - Married!
Bloody totally outdated!
|If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump.|
If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi.
The real issue is for those who have 1 wife!
|It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.|
She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
|Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy:|
One, let her think she is having her own way;
And the other, let her have it!
|Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.|
|A tip for all husbands:|
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!
|There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol.|
There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife!
|Married men don't have a Lifestyle...|
They live according to Wifestyle!
|Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single!|