• Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
    A: Apologise !!!
  • Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
  • Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
    The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
  • A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
  • Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
  • Excellence is an option that is renewable.
  • Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
  • Difference between GF & Wife?
    GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
    GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
    GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
    GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
    GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
    GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake
  • Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
    If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
  • So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!