|Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?|
A: Apologise !!!
|Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!|
|Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?|
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
|A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.|
|Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.|
|Excellence is an option that is renewable.|
|Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!|
|Difference between GF & Wife?|
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake
|Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?|
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
|So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!|