• They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
  • Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.
  • Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
  • Q: Why do women live longer than men?
    A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
  • Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
    After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
  • Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
  • Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
  • It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT