|The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife.|
|Sadhu: We go years without verbal communication, we call it "Maun-Vrat".|
Man: We have the same experience, but we call it Marriage.
|Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.|
|One man's folly is another man's wife!|
|You know what I did before I got married?|
Anything I wanted to...
|Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you'd stayed single!|
|Chess says everything about men & women.|
The King has to take one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she feels like...
|Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time?'|
Mummy: No sometimes they start with, 'Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!'
|Before marriage - She expects.|
After marriage - She suspects.
After death - She respects.
|A son asked his mother, "Why are wedding dresses white?" She replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure." Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. "All household appliances come in white," said his father.|