• Women's Dictionary:
    NO = YES
    May be = No
    We need = I want
    We need to talk = You're in deep trouble.
  • Flirting is like a game of Chess;
    One wrong move and you're married!
  • One day God erased a husband's memory & asked, "Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife's name. God smiled and said, "the virus has not gone even after formatting".
  • One day God erased a husband's memory & asked, "Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife's name. God smiled and said, "the virus has not gone even after formatting".
  • I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband.
    He's still not seeing things my way.
  • Dear Husband,

    Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise!

    Yours
    Loving Wife
  • Boss: You look like my third wife.
    Lady: How many times have U been married?
    Boss: Twice.
  • A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is hatching a plan.
  • Life is a paradox:
    What U want U don't get(luv);
    What U get, U don't enjoy(marriage); What U enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend):
    What is permanent is boring(wife)!
  • God thought that since He couldn't be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn't be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.