|They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.|
|Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.|
|Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.|
|Q: Why do women live longer than men?|
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
|Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.|
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
|Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.|
|Man: Is there any way for long life?|
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
|Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?|
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
|Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?|
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
|It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.|
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.