|When you touch to feel, it's desire;|
When you don't touch and still feel, it's love;
When you touch and still don't feel,
It's your wife!
|The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is...|
Just open the door and push her out.
|I was playing Chess today. I beat my wife.|
Then I went back to playing Chess.
|Who says wives are difficult to please? They just want two things in life - Love & Labels!|
|Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!|
|The relationship between husband & wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.|
|Q: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?|
A: You can't hear a cribbing vitamin.
|I lost 240 pounds in one day.|
I divorced my wife!
|What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller's and an overseas holiday!|
|Q: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?|
A: A knife has a point.