• Does anybody have an "Owner's Manual" for Wives? Mine's making a terrible loud whinning noise...
  • Son-in-law to his father-in-law:
    Dear Dad,
    I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take ur daughter or the car back. Can't afford both!
    Regards
  • Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
    Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
  • Daughter: What made you marry, Mummy?
    Father: So you are beginning to wonder, too?
  • Wife: You had lunch?
    Husband: You had lunch?
    Wife: I'm asking you.
    Husband: I'm asking you.
    Wife: Are you copying me?
    Husband: Are you copying me?
    Wife: I love you.
    Husband: I had lunch!
  • Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...
    .
    ..
    ...
    If somebody else describes her to you.
  • Wife: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
    Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.
    Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
    Hubby: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
    Wife: In the pool.
  • Wife: There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
    Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.
    Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
    Hubby: You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
    Wife: In the pool.
  • The secrets of a happy marriage:
    Open Tools;
    Go to Internet Options;
    Clear History;
    Delete Files;
    Delete Cookies.
  • Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
    'W'
    Bcoz all Worries start with 'W'. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women & finally above all, Wife!