|What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller's and an overseas holiday!|
|Q: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?|
A: A knife has a point.
|Men are like fish; neither of them would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.|
|The lie wives use most: I have a headache!|
The lie husbands use most: I'm on my way!
|To err is human and to remember that error forever is|
|After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart...She's staying.|
|A man's silence can break a woman's heart into pieces.|
While a woman's silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
|You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.|
|In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can't be organized.|
Both sides think they're......THE MANAGEMENT!
|The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife.|