• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
  • A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they're tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
  • It's tough to stay married! My wife kisses the dog on the lips, but won't drink from my glass!
  • Two theories to argue with wife :
    1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.
    2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!
  • Women's Logic:
    If he is not on FaceBook;
    He must be with that Bitch!
    .
    ..
    If he is on FB;
    He must be chatting with that Bitch!
  • Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park.
    BUT the problem is:
    .
    ..
    ...
    that the park is Jurassic!
  • A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service.
    And what do you do with a cellphone with no service?
    You play games.
  • Wives often wonder why men drink so much! Well the answer is simple. If you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!
  • Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
  • Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.