• What most women want is just YOU; after you have taken her to the Jeweller's and an overseas holiday!
  • Q: What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?
    A: A knife has a point.
  • Men are like fish; neither of them would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
  • The lie wives use most: I have a headache!
    The lie husbands use most: I'm on my way!
  • To err is human and to remember that error forever is
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    ..
    ...
    Wife.
  • After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart...She's staying.
  • A man's silence can break a woman's heart into pieces.
    While a woman's silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!
  • You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
  • In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can't be organized.<br />Both sides think they're......THE MANAGEMENT!
    In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can't be organized.
    Both sides think they're......THE MANAGEMENT!
  • The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife.
    The worst part of recession is that I lost half my stuff and still have my wife.