• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
  • A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
  • If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
  • Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
  • Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
    To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
  • Different Phases of a man:
    After engagement: Superman
    After Marriage: Gentleman
    After 10 years: Watchman
    After 20 years: Doberman
  • There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
  • Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
  • How Dogs and Women are alike?
    Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing