• Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
    Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
    That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
  • A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
a woman's face is her fiction!
    A man's face is his autobiography;
    a woman's face is her fiction!
  • A woman's silence is...<br/>
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golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
    A woman's silence is...
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    golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!
    If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!
  • Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
    Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
  • Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!
    Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!
  • Men: Seriously why do you need such a big bag?
    Also Men: Can I put this in your bag?
  • Time waits for no man...<br/>
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Time is definitely a woman!
    Time waits for no man...
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    Time is definitely a woman!