|A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!|
|Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!|
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!
|Women use cuddling as a trap.|
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"!
|Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?|
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
|Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!|
|Men have opinions, women have advice!|
Hear us say the opposite of what we mean, which means you better do what we meant and not what we said.
|Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"|
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!