|For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.|
It doesn't listen to anything!
|If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!|
|Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!|
|Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is!|
|Men: Seriously why do you need such a big bag?|
Also Men: Can I put this in your bag?
|Time waits for no man...|
Time is definitely a woman!
|Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!|
|In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!|
|If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.|
Is the man right or wrong?
|Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy!|