|A man`s face is his autobiography;|
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
|To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!|
|Coffee, Chocolate, Men.|
Some things are just better rich!
|Women are considered fragile but you'll never see anything as easily wounded as a man's ego!|
|Men are smarter than women.|
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?
|When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!|
|Men don't become more mature as they age, they become better at hiding how immature they really are!|
|Women have many faults. It's true.|
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!
|Average Male weight - 72kgs|
Average Female weight - 60kgs
Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!
|Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!|