• A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
    A man`s face is his autobiography;
    A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men.<br/>
Some things are just better rich!
    Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
    Some things are just better rich!
  • Women are considered fragile but you'll never see anything as easily wounded as a man's ego!
    Women are considered fragile but you'll never see anything as easily wounded as a man's ego!
  • Men are smarter than women.<br/>
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!<br/>
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?
    Men are smarter than women.
    You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
    Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?
  • When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!
    When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!
  • Men don't become more mature as they age, they become better at hiding how immature they really are!
    Men don't become more mature as they age, they become better at hiding how immature they really are!
  • Women have many faults. It's true.<br/>
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!
    Women have many faults. It's true.
    While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!
  • Average Male weight - 72kgs<br/>
Average Female weight - 60kgs<br/>

Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!
    Average Male weight - 72kgs
    Average Female weight - 60kgs
    Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!
  • Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!
    Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!