|A quiet man is a thinking man.|
A quiet woman is freaking pissed!
|It takes a real man to realize that one woman is enough!|
|When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out.|
When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she decides her dress and finishes putting on her makeup!
|A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!|
|A woman is always right.|
Sometimes they may be confused, stubborn, misinformed and senseless, but they are never wrong!
|Men, who do not understand women fall into two categories...|
Bachelors and Husbands!
|I met the perfect woman once...|
Sadly, she was looking for the perfect man!
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
|Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him!|
|A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...|
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!