|Men, who do not understand women fall into two categories...|
Bachelors and Husbands!
|I met the perfect woman once...|
Sadly, she was looking for the perfect man!
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
|Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him!|
|A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...|
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
|Women speak because they want to speak,|
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
|"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men|
|For all the women:|
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
|Men may get over their Ex.|
They can never get over their Xbox!
|Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...|
since it consists principally dealing with women!