• Dear Ladies,<br/>
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
    Dear Ladies,
    As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
  • Rules for love:
For Men: You have to know her to love her!
For Women: You have to love him to know him!
    Rules for love: For Men: You have to know her to love her! For Women: You have to love him to know him!
  • A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...<br/>
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
    A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...
    and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
  • Women speak because they want to speak,<br/>
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
    Women speak because they want to speak,
    whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
  • `Divided By Ego, United By Gossips` - Women
`Divided By Women, United By Liquor` - Men
    "Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men
  • For all the women:<br/>
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
    For all the women:
    If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
  • Men may get over their Ex.<br/>
They can never get over their Xbox!
    Men may get over their Ex.
    They can never get over their Xbox!
  • Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...<br/>
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since it consists principally dealing with women!
    Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...
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    since it consists principally dealing with women!
  • On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!
    On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!
  • A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman's face is her work of fiction!
    A man's face is his autobiography;
    A woman's face is her work of fiction!