• If men were meant to be controlled, they would have come with a remote control!
  • Men and women were created equal;
    Buy women continued to improve!
  • Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.<br/>
88% wives hate their husband's friends;<br/>
Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends.
    Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.
    88% wives hate their husband's friends;
    Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends.
  • On an Average Men Spend...
    30% of life Sleeping
    29% of life Working
    And balance is spent...
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    Apologising to Women!
  • <b>Who are Men?</b><br/>


Woh Jo Narak Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, 
`Abe! 
Yamraj Ki Wife Dekhi? Aag Hai Aag`!<br/><br/>

<b>Who are Women?</b><br/>

Woh Jo Swarg Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, 

`Apsara Dekhi? 
No Dressing Sense at all`!
    Who are Men?
    Woh Jo Narak Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Abe! Yamraj Ki Wife Dekhi? Aag Hai Aag"!

    Who are Women?
    Woh Jo Swarg Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Apsara Dekhi? No Dressing Sense at all"!
  • Women fall in love by what they hear.<br/>
Men fall in love by what they see.<br/>
That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
    Women fall in love by what they hear.
    Men fall in love by what they see.
    That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
  • Awesome conundrum: <br/>
If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right. <br/>
Is the man right or wrong?
    Awesome conundrum:
    If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
    Is the man right or wrong?
  • Can you imagine a world without MEN?<br />
No crime and lots of happy fat women!
    Can you imagine a world without MEN?
    No crime and lots of happy fat women!
  • Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says
    "Just do it!"

    If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:
    "Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
  • Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, breastfeeding, hot flashes, etc.<br />
Men have to deal with women!
    Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, breastfeeding, hot flashes, etc.
    Men have to deal with women!