|Women speak because they want to speak,|
whereas men speak when allowed to speak!
|"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men|
|For all the women:|
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
|Men may get over their Ex.|
They can never get over their Xbox!
|Believe it or not, being a man is a terribly difficult task...|
since it consists principally dealing with women!
|On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!|
|A man's face is his autobiography;|
A woman's face is her work of fiction!
|If men were meant to be controlled, they would have come with a remote control!|
|Men and women were created equal;|
Buy women continued to improve!
|Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.|
88% wives hate their husband's friends;
Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends.