|On an Average Men Spend...|
30% of life Sleeping
29% of life Working
And balance is spent...
Apologising to Women!
|Who are Men?|
Woh Jo Narak Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Abe! Yamraj Ki Wife Dekhi? Aag Hai Aag"!
Who are Women?
Woh Jo Swarg Mein Bhi Mile Toh Kahe, "Apsara Dekhi? No Dressing Sense at all"!
|Women fall in love by what they hear.|
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
|Awesome conundrum: |
If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
Is the man right or wrong?
|Can you imagine a world without MEN?|
No crime and lots of happy fat women!
|Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says|
"Just do it!"
If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
|Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, breastfeeding, hot flashes, etc.|
Men have to deal with women!
|Most men aren't smart enough to realize that the higher you elevate your woman, the less available she is for other men.|
When you break her down, you make her accessible to anyone she thinks will treat her better!
|For Men Who Think:|
A woman's place is in the kitchen.
Just remember, that's where the knives are kept!
|Men are like bank accounts.|
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.