• Dear Lazy Employees,<br />
You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Monday
    Dear Lazy Employees,
    You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.
    Sincerely,
    Monday
  • Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
    Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
  • Don't listen to those who tell you to `Stop Dreaming 
and Face Reality`.<br />
Just keep reiterating to yourself to `Keep Dreaming 
and Make It a Reality`.<br />
Have a blessed Monday!
    Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming and Face Reality".
    Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality".
    Have a blessed Monday!
  • Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.<br />
Have a fresh start to the week!
    Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
    Have a fresh start to the week!
  • I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?<br />
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
    I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
    I want to exchange it for another Friday!
  • LIFE is like a Racquet game.<br />
If we want to win, we need to:<br />
Serve Well
Return Well
Face Crucial Moments Calmly
And remember game starts with `LOVE ALL`!<br />
Have a happy Monday!
    LIFE is like a Racquet game.
    If we want to win, we need to:
    Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
    Have a happy Monday!
  • The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:<br />
1. Denial<br />
2. Anger<br />
3. Bargaining<br />
4. Depression<br />
5. Acceptance<br />
Have a very nice Monday!
    The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance
    Have a very nice Monday!
  • Gosh!!!
    Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
    Have a nice Monday!
  • Dear Monday,<br />
I was thinking you should take a holiday.<br />
Trust me, no one will miss you..
    Dear Monday,
    I was thinking you should take a holiday.
    Trust me, no one will miss you..
  • It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.<br />
Have a great Monday!
    It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
    Have a great Monday!
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