|Dear Lazy Employees,|
You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.
|Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!|
|Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming
and Face Reality".|
Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality".
Have a blessed Monday!
|Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.|
Have a fresh start to the week!
|I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?|
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
|LIFE is like a Racquet game.|
If we want to win, we need to:
Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
Have a happy Monday!
|The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:|
Have a very nice Monday!
Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
Have a nice Monday!
I was thinking you should take a holiday.
Trust me, no one will miss you..
|It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.|
Have a great Monday!