• Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
    Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is!
  • Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week.<br />
Have a very happy Monday!
    Look at the bright side at least Mondays only happen once a week.
    Have a very happy Monday!
  • Dear Lazy Employees,<br />
You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Monday
    Dear Lazy Employees,
    You bloody don't like to work at all and then you blame me.
    Sincerely,
    Monday
  • Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
    Tuesdays are so useless. No no one likes them. They're like a second Monday!
  • Don't listen to those who tell you to `Stop Dreaming 
and Face Reality`.<br />
Just keep reiterating to yourself to `Keep Dreaming 
and Make It a Reality`.<br />
Have a blessed Monday!
    Don't listen to those who tell you to "Stop Dreaming and Face Reality".
    Just keep reiterating to yourself to "Keep Dreaming and Make It a Reality".
    Have a blessed Monday!
  • Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.<br />
Have a fresh start to the week!
    Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
    Have a fresh start to the week!
  • I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?<br />
I want to exchange it for another Friday!
    I know every day is a gift; but where's the receipt for Mondays?
    I want to exchange it for another Friday!
  • LIFE is like a Racquet game.<br />
If we want to win, we need to:<br />
Serve Well
Return Well
Face Crucial Moments Calmly
And remember game starts with `LOVE ALL`!<br />
Have a happy Monday!
    LIFE is like a Racquet game.
    If we want to win, we need to:
    Serve Well Return Well Face Crucial Moments Calmly And remember game starts with "LOVE ALL"!
    Have a happy Monday!
  • The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:<br />
1. Denial<br />
2. Anger<br />
3. Bargaining<br />
4. Depression<br />
5. Acceptance<br />
Have a very nice Monday!
    The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
    1. Denial
    2. Anger
    3. Bargaining
    4. Depression
    5. Acceptance
    Have a very nice Monday!
  • Gosh!!!
    Weekends are probably made in China. They don't last long!
    Have a nice Monday!