|It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.|
Have a great Monday!
|I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!|
Have an eventful Monday!
|Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!|
|There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!|
|If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!|
|Monday is like a Maths problem.|
Add the irritation;
Subtract the sleep;
Multiply the problems;
And Divide the happiness!
|Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?|