• I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!<br />
Have an eventful Monday!
    I wish Mondays were as fast as Milkha Singh!
    Have an eventful Monday!
  • Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!
    Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday!
  • There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
    There should have been another day between Saturday and Sunday!
  • M: Moaning<br />
O: Odd<br />
N: Nasty<br />
D: Day<br />
A: Amidst<br />
Y: Yawning
    M: Moaning
    O: Odd
    N: Nasty
    D: Day
    A: Amidst
    Y: Yawning
  • If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
    If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
  • Monday is like a Maths problem.<br />
Add the irritation;<br />
Subtract the sleep;<br />
Multiply the problems;<br />
And Divide the happiness!
    Monday is like a Maths problem.
    Add the irritation;
    Subtract the sleep;
    Multiply the problems;
    And Divide the happiness!
  • Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
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