• Pro tip:<br/>
Confusion on what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? <br/>
Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!
    Pro tip:
    Confusion on what gift to buy for your wife's birthday?
    Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one!
  • Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
    Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
  • Pro Tip for husbands:<br/>
If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment.<br/>
Telling from my own experience!
    Pro Tip for husbands:
    If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment.
    Telling from my own experience!
  • I thought the movie `Transformers` was about what women are best in doing once they get married!
    I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married!
  • Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
    Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
  • l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.<br/>
My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
    l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.
    My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
  • My wife loves me so much.<br/>
First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!
    My wife loves me so much.
    First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!
  • Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!
    Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!
  • Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the `annual appraisal` or the fact that I got a C grade!
    Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade!
  • Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.<br/>
I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!
    Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.
    I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!