|If you lie to the government, it's felony. But if they lie to you, it's politics!|
|Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.|
All properties now have a lake view!
|Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...|
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!
|Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.|
Executive: May I know your address?
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!
|Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.|
Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
Hero Honda Choke,
Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam
|Sidhu resigned from Rajya Sabha, to join AAP.|
Another example of a person quitting a full-time job and joining Startup!
|BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!|
|Stress Buster on Smriti Irani's exit from the HRD Ministry...|
Aaj Phir Ek Beti Ke Haath Se Kitaab Chheen Kar Silai Machine Thama Di Gayi Hai!
|The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.|
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
|If Arvind Kejriwal had been British PM they could have gone both ways.|
#Bremain on odd days and #Brexit on even days.