• If you lie to the government, it's felony. But if they lie to you, it's politics!Upload to Facebook
    If you lie to the government, it's felony. But if they lie to you, it's politics!
  • Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.<br/>

All properties now have a lake view!Upload to Facebook
    Overnight all Gurgaon property prices increase by 20 percent.
    All properties now have a lake view!
  • Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...<br/>
Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!Upload to Facebook
    Hrithik To Preity Zinta: Socho Ki Jheelo Ka Shehar Ho, Lehron Mein Apna Ek Ghar Ho...
    Preity : Oh you mean, you want a house in Gurugram!
  • Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.<br/>
Executive: May I know your address?<br/>
Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: One regular thin crust vegetable pizza.
    Executive: May I know your address?
    Customer: 124th car on the exit 8, Delhi-Gurgaon road!
  • Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.<br/>


Examples: Signature Tower Choke,<br/>
Hero Honda Choke,<br/>
Iffco Choke,<br/>
Kataria Choke,<br/>
Badshahpur Choke,<br/>
Rajiv Choke,<br/>
Gurugram Renamed As GurujamUpload to Facebook
    Gurugram's chowks should be renamed and called chokes now.
    Examples: Signature Tower Choke,
    Hero Honda Choke,
    Iffco Choke,
    Kataria Choke,
    Badshahpur Choke,
    Rajiv Choke,
    Gurugram Renamed As Gurujam
  • Sidhu resigned from Rajya Sabha, to join AAP.<br/>
Another example of a person quitting a full-time job and joining Startup!Upload to Facebook
    Sidhu resigned from Rajya Sabha, to join AAP.
    Another example of a person quitting a full-time job and joining Startup!
  • BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!Upload to Facebook
    BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!
  • Stress Buster on Smriti Irani's exit from the HRD Ministry...<br/>
Aaj Phir Ek Beti Ke Haath Se Kitaab Chheen Kar Silai Machine Thama Di Gayi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Stress Buster on Smriti Irani's exit from the HRD Ministry...
    Aaj Phir Ek Beti Ke Haath Se Kitaab Chheen Kar Silai Machine Thama Di Gayi Hai!
  • The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.<br/>
Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!Upload to Facebook
    The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.
    Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump Card!
  • If Arvind Kejriwal had been British PM they could have gone both ways.<br/>
#Bremain on odd days and #Brexit on even days. Upload to Facebook
    If Arvind Kejriwal had been British PM they could have gone both ways.
    #Bremain on odd days and #Brexit on even days.
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