• Flash News:<br />
Narendra Modi might visit India this month.Upload to Facebook
    Flash News:
    Narendra Modi might visit India this month.
  • #RahulReturns:<br />
I want a job where my colleagues welcome me with fireworks after an unannounced and unexplained 56-day leave! Upload to Facebook
    #RahulReturns:
    I want a job where my colleagues welcome me with fireworks after an unannounced and unexplained 56-day leave!
  • Height of Bhakti:
    Modi was going from country to country to look for Rahul Gandhi!
  • Nehle Pe Dehla:<br/>
Modi: Kyon Bhai Kejri Free WiFi Kab Se Chalu Hoga?<br/>
Kejriwal: Bas Achhe Din Aate Hi!Upload to Facebook
    Nehle Pe Dehla:
    Modi: Kyon Bhai Kejri Free WiFi Kab Se Chalu Hoga?
    Kejriwal: Bas Achhe Din Aate Hi!
  • The only scenario left in Salman Khan's `Hit and Run Case` is where the victim will come and say -<br />

`Forget it... actually, I committed suicide!`Upload to Facebook
    The only scenario left in Salman Khan's "Hit and Run Case" is where the victim will come and say -
    "Forget it... actually, I committed suicide!"
  • #OneDirectionSplit:<br />
One Direction should now be called Two Directions!Upload to Facebook
    #OneDirectionSplit:
    One Direction should now be called Two Directions!
  • Arvind Kejriwal probably resorted to horse trading because all he wanted was a stable government!Upload to Facebook
    Arvind Kejriwal probably resorted to horse trading because all he wanted was a stable government!
  • After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.<br />
Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.<br />
Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!Upload to Facebook
    After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.
    Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.
    Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!
  • Hey Celina Jaitley... Nice budget by your father.
    Regards
    Alia Bhatt

    Celina replies: Thanks Alia Bhatt! Had your grandfather(Arya Bhatt) not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!
  • Petrol and Diesel Price hiked by Rs 3.18 and 3.09 respectively.
    It implies Modi ji's Naseeb/Luck is "Made in China"!
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