News and Politics SMS

People who post their videos of taking Ice Bucket Challenge are usually the same people who ask you not to play 'Holi' to save water!
People who post their videos of taking Ice Bucket Challenge are usually the same people who ask you not to play 'Holi' to save water!
In today's India: 
Sound is measured in 'Arnabs'; 
Laughter in 'Sidhus'; 
Silence in 'Manmohans'; 
And 'Stupidity' in 'Digvijays'!
In today's India:
Sound is measured in 'Arnabs';
Laughter in 'Sidhus';
Silence in 'Manmohans';
And 'Stupidity' in 'Digvijays'!
I have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge for a long time... but 
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the ice finishes after a few drinks!
I have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge for a long time... but
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the ice finishes after a few drinks!
India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
'Arctic Ocean has started receding' 
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!
Modi's dream for prosperous India: 
India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega!
Modi's dream for prosperous India:
India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega!
If Arnab Goswani and Dolly Bindra get married... their kids would be the most advanced sound system ever built on our planet!
Smriti Irani's Educational Qualification:
Under the new HRD guidelines, students will either Pass or Yale!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!

Quotes

Wise teachers create an environment that encourages students to teach themselves.

Trivia

There's a Japanese island that has been taken over by cats - It's called Tashirojima.

Graffiti

Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!