|Infosys removes Sikka.|
Finally decointization after demonetization!
|'Tomatina' is a festival in Spain and 'Tomato-bina' is the ongoing festival in India!|
|Bihar CM is same, only the service provider has changed.|
This is called Chief Minister Portability!
|The government is tracking all who are buying tomatoes at these obscene prices... Now the next thing is 'detomatonisation'!|
|A sincere request to Mukesh Ambani to step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorns!|
|Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:|
"Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!
|Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.|
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
Boycott means Boycott!
|Warning to all husbands, GST @ 28% is applicable on beauty parlours and restaurant services.|
This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive. so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.
Also, encourage them that they cook awesome food!
Inder Dev also wants to clear his stock before 30th June.
|Resignation letter of the year:|
Dear Mr. President,
Please accept my resignation as I have decided to apply for your job.
Ram Nath Kovind