• The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...
    Message from China:
    Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.
    Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.
  • In Bihar:<br/>
Boy: Chalo Aaj Tumhein 5 Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilata Hun.<br/>
Girl: Get lost.<br/>
Boy: Achha Chalo Aao Samosa Khilata Hun.<br/>
Girl: Awwww... I love you!Upload to Facebook
    In Bihar:
    Boy: Chalo Aaj Tumhein 5 Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilata Hun.
    Girl: Get lost.
    Boy: Achha Chalo Aao Samosa Khilata Hun.
    Girl: Awwww... I love you!
  • Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.<br/>
Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!Upload to Facebook
    Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.
    Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!
  • Thought for the day:<br/>
Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.<br/>
Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!Upload to Facebook
    Thought for the day:
    Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.
    Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!
  • Everyone has their share of problems.<br/>
<b>In Delhi,</b><br/> 
People don't know which car to take out today?<br/><br/>

<b>In Dubai,</b><br/>
People don't know which wife to take out today?Upload to Facebook
    Everyone has their share of problems.
    In Delhi,
    People don't know which car to take out today?

    In Dubai,
    People don't know which wife to take out today?
  • In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!<br/>
Everyone is checking it out!Upload to Facebook
    In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!
    Everyone is checking it out!
  • Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.<br/> The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.Upload to Facebook
    Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.
    The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.
  • Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!
  • Breaking News from Silicon Valley:
    Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.
  • Breaking news:
    Delhi govt. announces that anyone who can remember all the exemptions to the #OddEvenFormula will be exempted from it.
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