|I don't know why people are against Nirmala Sitharaman.|
She has done nothing!
|Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!|
|Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;|
Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
|We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.|
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
|The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.|
It was quite the oar deal!
|What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?|
Tell him Obama installed it!
You finally passed a test! #POTUSCOVID
|Anil Ambani: I have just 1 car.|
UK Court: Which car?
Anil Ambani: Modi Sar'car'!
The central government is requesting BMC to clear Chinese encroachment at Ladakh after seeing their quick action against Kangana Ranaut's office!
|3 of our most powerful agencies investigated the Sushant Singh suicide and discovered the following earth-shattering facts:|
-Sushant smoked weed
-Rhea bought him the weed
-Weed is illegal
-Rhea must be punished!