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Breaking News:
Shah Rukh Khan, Subroto Roy and GMR planning to sell their IPL teams at OLX!

Rahul Dravid is the new Manmohan Singh. An honest and respectful person leading the most corrupt team!

After the betting expose, people are still watching IPL - now you know the reason as to why Congress keeps coming back to power!

Belated Happy Mother's day to Mr. Manmohan Singh!
Why? Because he is forever MUM!

It'll be ironical if Pawan Bansal escapes Railgate and fixed by Maneka Gandhi for sacrificing a goat!
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~ Suhel Seth

Now even Pawan Bansal will have to log on to the irctc site to book a ticket like anyone else. That's some punishment!

We live in a nation where singing against Rapes, Corruptions, Scams and Murders is an outrage; but walking out when our National Song is being played is a trivial act!

Breaking News:
An outlet of Mainland China opens at Leh!

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R)
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K)
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G)
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O)
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Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

So the Samsung Galaxy S4 is revealed...
Apple will now sue Samsung for spelling 4S backwards!

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