SOUND CHECK (22/03)
LIGHT CHECK (05/04)
FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)
|Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:|
After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!
|Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!|
|In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...|
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
|Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?|
Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?
Quite a comeback after 200 years!
Indian ruling Britain!
|Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklo Dosto,|
Bahar Police wale PUBG Khel Rahe Hain!
|PM Modi 2016 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se 1000 Aur 500 Ke Note Nahi Chalenge.|
PM Modi 2020 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se Log Hi Nahi Chalenge.
Take care and stay home for each other!
|Trump woke up after listening to India clapping/Crackers/whistling and calls Modi -|
Trump: Did you invent any drug to treat Corona?
Trump: Did you stop further cases?
Trump: Then why all this celebration?
Modi: In our Bollywood, after a few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. We were just following the formula!
|Dear friends, I'm having a quarantine party tomorrow.|
None of you are invited!
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