• I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!
    I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!
  • Forget about bringing Black Money from abroad;
    Let's first try to bring back our PM from abroad!
  • Acchhe Din Aa Gaye... IRCTC Subah 10 Baje Khulte Hi - 2 Minute Mein SERVICE DOWN Status Aa Jaata Tha... Abb 1 Minute Mein Hi Aa Jaata Hai!
  • If the person you are trying to diagnose politically is some sort of intellectual,
    The chances are two to one he is a Democrat.
  • The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
    A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
  • Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
    Others change their principles for the sake of their party!
  • Just heard the news - Nobel for Jayalalitha...
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    I almost fainted.
    Later, when I heard it again...
    it was NO BAIL for Jayalalitha!
  • I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart...
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    As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!
  • Jayalalitha demanded bail on Health ground;
    But she was denied it on Wealth ground!
    Because
    Health = Wealth
  • Obama is simply surprised at India's PM:
    Jo Aadmi Pani Pi Ke Itna Bolta Hai Socho... Woh Daaru Pi Ke Kitna Bolega!
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