|Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...|
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
|Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.|
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading!
|I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...|
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
|After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!|
|2014 Modi Wave|
2019 Modi in Cave
|What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?|
To form a stable government.
And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road!
|Economics of elections.|
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
|Want to convert friends into enemies?|
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
|Result of those who studied 10th is out.|
Result of those who studied 12th is out.
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
|Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!|