|New trains after Railway Budget 2015:|
Rajinikanth Express - Will stay where it is, while the stations keep coming to it.
Congress Express - Every bogey has a TT with years of experience, but the Driver of the Engine is on leave.
NaMo Express - Starts off at full speed but passengers (read RSS) keep pulling the chain every 5 minutes.
AAP Express - Always running full due to concessional ticket fare!
|Good News : BJP in relationship with PDP.|
Bad News : Will not talk about Article 370 as it reminds us of 3/70 in Delhi.
|Poora UP Ab Dilli Border Par Milega... Udhar Laptop Free - Idhar WiFi!|
Delhi Assembly Vich BJP Da Neta "Pugam Pugai" Naal Chuneya Jayega!
|Jhadoo Se Dhulai Hamesha Auratein Mardon Ki Karti Rahi Hain...|
Pehli Baar Ulta Hua Hai!
BJP stop loss hit
AAP on upper circuit
And Congress Scrip suspended from trading!
|This is the best reaction yet to the Delhi election outcome:|
3 - 0 - 67 - 0
Looks like Ishant Sharma's bowling figures.
|Congress has kept it's words...|
Na Support Lenge, Na Support Denge!
|With vote share of 32.2%, BJP didn't even get pass marks!|
|BJP got fewer seats than the number of children they wanted women to have!|