|Last year on Diwali, Prem was back in Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.|
This Diwali, Ratan is back in Tata.
Hopefully next year, Dhan will be back!
|Ratan Tata returns as the chairman of Tata Group. We should rename Ratan Tata as Return Aata!|
|The news is that Patanjali will soon enter into the textile business.|
These clothes will automatically get folded before you put them in your cupboard!
|Did Cyrus say Tata to Tata Sons on his own or was he made to?|
That's the Mistry!
|Shortest Termination Letter:|
October 24, 2016
Mr. Cyrus Mistry
Kitnae Bhi Badae Aadmi Ban Jao, Job Security Bas Govt. Job Mein Hi Milti Hai!
|This Diwali, I swear I will not eat Mysore Pak, unless it's re-named Mysore India!|
|And now Raj Thackeray is wondering which word was it that Fadnavis and the media did not understand.|
He thinks he made it very clear that Rs 5 crore was to be paid to the 'SENA'.
So, what is this talk of donating the amount to the Armed Forces Welfare Fund?
|Somewhere in Tamil Nadu|
Teacher: Why were you absent for 3 days?
Student: Lakshmi died.
Teacher: Who Lakshmi?
Student: My Appa's wife.
Teacher: Why don't you say your Amma died.
Student: If I say Amma died, police will arrest me!
|To counter BRICS, Pakistan aligns with Rwanda, Iraq, Congo, Kazakhstan, and Somalia.|
They are calling themselves PRICKS!