|Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!|
|"Bhaiyon Aur Behno, I will address you next on 31st Dec.|
Jyada Peena Mat, Saara Nasha Utaar Dunga!"
|New Caution in Markets:|
Investments are subject to Modi risks please watch his speeches carefully !
|Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association.|
This is more surprising than America's choice of President!
|Desh Mein Rehna Hai Toh 2.5 Lakh Ka Hisaab Dena Padega...|
Warna 9000 Crore Lekar Desh Chhodd Do!
|RBI has changed its norms 126 times in the last 43 days, which is slightly less than the number of times a girl changes her DP!|
|Supreme court has decided 'No liquor shops on 'National Highways'|
And Punjab has decided to close down all National Highways!
|If you think 2016 was the worst, let me remind you that getting change of Rupees 2000 note won't be easy in 2017 either!|
|The Prime Minister said,|
Only ATMs have taken it seriously!
|The idea of cashless economy is brilliant, but the idea of cashless banks and cashless ATMs is simply mind numbing!|