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I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999 
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002 	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004  
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014 
Account settled!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Indians are getting CRAZY waiting for "Achhe Din". That's why, the government is starting...
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High Speed train from Delhi to Agra!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike: 
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike:
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
Look at Congress optimism!
Even with 44 seats, they still have a High Command.
What is it high on?
Ladies have taken out a big Morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance Office in Mumbai... protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early and they do not get time for Whatsapp!
Rail Fare Hike:
Well, if our trains cannot be world class, at least our train fares can be!

Quotes

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.