News and Politics SMS

Petrol 15 Rupai Sasta Ho Gaya Hai
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Tamatar se!
I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999 
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002 	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004  
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014 
Account settled!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Indians are getting CRAZY waiting for "Achhe Din". That's why, the government is starting...
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High Speed train from Delhi to Agra!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike: 
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike:
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
Look at Congress optimism!
Even with 44 seats, they still have a High Command.
What is it high on?
Ladies have taken out a big Morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance Office in Mumbai... protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early and they do not get time for Whatsapp!

Quotes

We have no permanent friend. We have no permanent enemies. We just have permanent interests.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.