News and Politics SMS

Thanks to GMR and heavy rains:
Grounded Kingfisher flights can finally start sailing from the Delhi airport!

JD(U) had a true marriage with BJP. That's the only plausible reason for its realising after 17 years that it was sleeping with the 'Enemy'!

With the hike in the petrol price by Rs 2, you would not be able to see the video of Baba ji or Kareena!

Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!

For LK Advani, it's almost "Go Goa Gone"!

Another South Indian, Mahankali emerges Winner of Scripps National Spelling Bee 2013
Most winners of Spelling Bee are South Indians as they become adept in spellings while writing their full names for years.

RIP
Jiah Khan
Bollywood Actress
(February 20, 1988 - June 3, 2013)

GDP back to 5%!
Dalmiya back in Cricket...
Narayan Murthy back in INFY...
Madhuri Dixit back in Dance...
Are we going back to mid 90s?
Then by same logic, isn't BJP coming back to power again!

IPl 6 Spot-fixing:
Tell the truth or someone will tell it for you. The same is happening with N. Srinivasan!

80 Crores spent on Ads in Delhi based papers to remember Rajiv Gandhi...
Then opposition says that economy is in bad shape. Liars!

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