|After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally, all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi, saying|
"you should also be compensated... Fasal To Aapki Bhi Kharab Hui Hai!"
Narendra Modi might visit India this month.
I want a job where my colleagues welcome me with fireworks after an unannounced and unexplained 56-day leave!
|Height of Bhakti:|
Modi was going from country to country to look for Rahul Gandhi!
|Nehle Pe Dehla:|
Modi: Kyon Bhai Kejri Free WiFi Kab Se Chalu Hoga?
Kejriwal: Bas Achhe Din Aate Hi!
|The only scenario left in Salman Khan's "Hit and Run Case" is where the victim will come and say -|
"Forget it... actually, I committed suicide!"
One Direction should now be called Two Directions!
|Arvind Kejriwal probably resorted to horse trading because all he wanted was a stable government!|
|After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.|
Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.
Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!
|Hey Celina Jaitley... Nice budget by your father.|
Celina replies: Thanks Alia Bhatt! Had your grandfather(Arya Bhatt) not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!