News and Politics SMS

Petrol 15 Rupai Sasta Ho Gaya Hai
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Tamatar se!
I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999 
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002 	
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004  
Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014 
Account settled!
Germany 0-4 Brazil: FIFA Confederations Cup, 1999
Germany 0-2 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2002
Germany 1-1 Brazil: International, 2004

Germany 7-1 Brazil: FIFA World Cup, 2014
Account settled!
Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP!
Indians are getting CRAZY waiting for "Achhe Din". That's why, the government is starting...
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High Speed train from Delhi to Agra!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike: 
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
Dedicated to another Petrol Price Hike:
The days are not too far, when our take home salary won't be enough to take us home!
The general expectation is that the semi-final line-up will be
B: Brazil
A: Argentina
N: Netherlands
G: Germany.
So the World Cup will in all probability end with a B.A.N.G.
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee!
Look at Congress optimism!
Even with 44 seats, they still have a High Command.
What is it high on?
Ladies have taken out a big Morcha at Ghatkopar Metro Reliance Office in Mumbai... protesting the start of Metro as their husbands now reach home 2 hours early and they do not get time for Whatsapp!

Quotes

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.