|Dollar on an escalator|
Rupee on a ventilator
Nation in ICU
We are in coma
Onions in showroom
May God bless India!
|New unitary method/ measure introduced in Indian schools with immediate effect:|
After Million, Billion, Trillion, The fourth larger unit is
"Onion'... and such rich people are called 'Onionaires'!
Pyaaz Khareedne Ke Liye Aaj Bahut Se Logon Ne Apne Share Beche!
|The only way to save the Rupee is to have it tie a Rakhi to the Dollar and say,|
"Bhai, Meri Raksha Karna!"
|Modi Ji ne Kaha: Mittro "Gas Subsidy" Chhodo.|
Subsidy To Koi Chhod Nahi Raha, Sirf Gas Chhod Rahe Hain!
|Look at Yakub Memon execution's minute details:|
Wake up call 3:30 in the morning.
Talk with relatives.
Getting ready in new clothes.
Breakfast of choice.
It reminds me... same thing happened to me on my marriage day!
|Fly & Fly.|
I am Born With Potential,
I am Born With Idea,
I am Born With Greatness,
I am Born With Courage,
I Will Defeat The Problem and Succeed,
I am Not For Crawling Because I Will Fly.
~Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
|Hyundai launches SUV Creta.|
So basically in the future... if anyone buys a second hand Creta, it will be someone's excreta!
Waqt Ki Maar To Dekh Ghalib...
Duniya Jeetne Wale Sikander Ka Desh Aaj Diwaliya Ho Geya!
|Pankaja Munde, Smriti Irani, Sushma Swaraj aur Vasundhara Raje,...|
Ek Baat Toh Nischit Ho Gayi Hai - Modi Ji Ki Kundli Mein "Aurat Sukh" Nahi Likha Hai!