|China attacked our map and we attacked their app.|
This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'!
|Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry:|
Before COVID: 10%
During COVID: 25%
After TikTok Ban: 65%
|I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire.|
Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring!
|You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world! #Covid19|
|If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19.|
Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease!
|This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!|
|Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!|
|When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode.|
Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode!
|Coronavirus made me realize that the only solution to any problem is avoiding people!|
|By imposing 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM curfew timings, Modi Ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel!|