|P.M. Modi planning to visit Mars in January 2016 to attract Alien Investors.|
|Maharashtra government raises taxes by 5% on cigarettes, liquor and beverages to help drought hit farmers.
Hence from now going to bar will be considered as social services.
New Mantra - 'Save a farmer... have a drink'!
|Boy: Baby, I love you. Let's move in together.|
Girl: Umm. You do know the government is reading our chats, right?
Boy: Chalo Bahan, Saath Mil Kar Bharat Ko Swachh Banayein!
|What the dislike button on FB means in India:|
Munh Dho Ke Aa
Shakal Dekhi Hai?
|If you ain't broke, we'll fix it.|
|Iphone 6S released!|
One more thing added to the list of things 'I cannot afford to buy.'
|Husband: Have you heard about 'Raja Dashrath'?|
Wife: Yes, I've.
Husband: He had 3 wives.
Wife: Yes, I know that.
Husband: So I can also have two more wives.
Wife: Have you heard of 'Indrani Mukharjea'?
Husband: I was just joking you get emotional on small things.
|By the end of the interrogation of Sheena Bora murder case, Indrani will convince the Mumbai Police Commissioner to become her next husband!|
Keeping in mind... Indrani Mukherjea's case, the govt. should also implement OWOT - "One Wife One Tension" Plan!
|Next KBC Ke Fastest Finger First Ka Question:|
Indrani Ke In Patiyon Ko Pehle Se Baad Ke Kram Mein Lagayen!