|After beating UAE, oil prices were increased.|
Thank God, Scotland is not in our pool.
Couldn't have handled increase in Scotch Whisky prices!
|Hey Celina Jaitley... Nice budget by your father.|
Celina replies: Thanks Alia Bhatt! Had your grandfather(Arya Bhatt) not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!
|Petrol and Diesel Price hiked by Rs 3.18 and 3.09 respectively.|
It implies Modi ji's Naseeb/Luck is "Made in China"!
|New trains after Railway Budget 2015:|
Rajinikanth Express - Will stay where it is, while the stations keep coming to it.
Congress Express - Every bogey has a TT with years of experience, but the Driver of the Engine is on leave.
NaMo Express - Starts off at full speed but passengers (read RSS) keep pulling the chain every 5 minutes.
AAP Express - Always running full due to concessional ticket fare!
|Good News : BJP in relationship with PDP.|
Bad News : Will not talk about Article 370 as it reminds us of 3/70 in Delhi.
|Poora UP Ab Dilli Border Par Milega... Udhar Laptop Free - Idhar WiFi!|
Delhi Assembly Vich BJP Da Neta "Pugam Pugai" Naal Chuneya Jayega!
|Jhadoo Se Dhulai Hamesha Auratein Mardon Ki Karti Rahi Hain...|
Pehli Baar Ulta Hua Hai!
BJP stop loss hit
AAP on upper circuit
And Congress Scrip suspended from trading!
|This is the best reaction yet to the Delhi election outcome:|
3 - 0 - 67 - 0
Looks like Ishant Sharma's bowling figures.