|The idea of cashless economy is brilliant, but the idea of cashless banks and cashless ATMs is simply mind numbing!|
|A brilliant thought:|
If banks charge us for insufficient funds why don't we charge them for insufficient cash?
|Finance Minister says people's problems are only for one or two quarters.|
Actually he is right because after one or two quarters usually people forget all their problems!
|A new survey by Modi Government:|
How much satisfied you are with demonetisation?
|Next up National Anthem to be played in ATM queues to instill patriotism amongst disgruntled citizens!|
|ATM Machines are the first ones to support Narendra Modi's Vision of Cash-Less Economy!|
|Guys, please pray for me. I will be going to the hospital tomorrow morning. I think I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.|
Doctor says it's 'Modi-Bindu'!
|Achhe Din Aane Wale Hain:|
Now Govt. is going to take away all your 'Unregistered Properties' back.
Have you registered your 'Marriage'?
|We have our own financial calendar now, starting 9th November 2016.|
BC - Before Currency
AD - After Demonetisation
|Reporter: Sir, what's your opinion on demonetisation? |
Lalu Prasad Yadav: Mushkil Se Intolerance Bolna Seekha Tha... Ab Sasura Yeh Bhi Seekhna Padega!