• Next time when we see someone counting a bundle of new 100 rupee notes, can we say that they are going through a purple patch?
    Next time when we see someone counting a bundle of new 100 rupee notes, can we say that they are going through a purple patch?
  • Indian currency notes are so colourful. <br/>
Girls can now easily match their dress, with shoes, accessories, and currency notes!
    Indian currency notes are so colourful.
    Girls can now easily match their dress, with shoes, accessories, and currency notes!
  • Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.<br/>
Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.<br/>
God is sending messages again!
    Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.
    Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.
    God is sending messages again!
  • Coincidence:<br/>
#WorldCupFinal⁠ ⁠Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!<br/>
2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
    Coincidence:
    #WorldCupFinal⁠ ⁠Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!
    2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
  • Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news!
    Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news!
  • Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.<br/>
Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?<br/>
Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!
    Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.
    Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?
    Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!
  • Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!
    Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!
  • Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.<br/>
Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!
    Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.
    Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!
  • After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.<br/>
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
    After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.
    But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!
    Pro Tip:
    If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!