News and Politics SMS

India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
'Arctic Ocean has started receding' 
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!
Modi's dream for prosperous India: 
India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega!
Modi's dream for prosperous India:
India ko Banana Republic se Republic Banana Padega!
If Arnab Goswani and Dolly Bindra get married... their kids would be the most advanced sound system ever built on our planet!
Smriti Irani's Educational Qualification:
Under the new HRD guidelines, students will either Pass or Yale!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
A lot of husbands are interested in politics. In fact, many of them are already the minority leader in the house!
God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!
Petrol 15 Rupai Sasta Ho Gaya Hai
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Tamatar se!
I was choosing a password for my e-mail.
I tried BrazilDefence... but apparently it was too weak!

Quotes

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!