|The volatile stock market affects human beings and their best friends...|
Message from China:
Last month, market was good, my dog what I ate.
Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog.
Boy: Chalo Aaj Tumhein 5 Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilata Hun.
Girl: Get lost.
Boy: Achha Chalo Aao Samosa Khilata Hun.
Girl: Awwww... I love you!
|Sanjay Dutt to be released on Feb 25.|
Or maybe he is being expelled from jail for low attendance!
|Thought for the day:|
Cutting down on Rajmah Chawal, Chole Bhature and Mooli Ke Paranthe might bring down air pollution by 50 percent in Delhi.
Rajmah on even days and Chole on odd!
|Everyone has their share of problems.|
People don't know which car to take out today?
People don't know which wife to take out today?
|In Delhi, your number plate is the new cleavage!|
Everyone is checking it out!
|Pakistan requests Modi not to visit Pakistan.|
The 1st visit is followed by an earthquake.
|Robert and Sonia are only two persons in this country who are proud of their mothers-in-law!|
|Breaking News from Silicon Valley:|
Google looses its patent on the driverless car to an Indian by the name of Salman Khan.
Delhi govt. announces that anyone who can remember all the exemptions to the #OddEvenFormula will be exempted from it.