Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face! |
It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up! |
What it was supposed to be: Beti Bachao! What it became: Beti: Bachao! |
Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion! |
For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it? |
Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours. #internetsuspension |
Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart. #Internetservicessuspended |
Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard. #Internetban |
Boy: Breakup hurts the most. Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai? |
Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper! |