• Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
    Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
  • It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
    It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
  • What it was supposed to be:<br/>
Beti Bachao!<br/>
What it became:<br/>
Beti: Bachao!
    What it was supposed to be:
    Beti Bachao!
    What it became:
    Beti: Bachao!
  • Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!
    Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!
  • For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?
    For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?
  • Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.<br/>
#internetsuspension
    Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
    #internetsuspension
  • Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.<br/>
#Internetservicessuspended
    Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.
    #Internetservicessuspended
  • Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.<br/>
#Internetban
    Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.
    #Internetban
  • Boy: Breakup hurts the most.<br/>
Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?
    Boy: Breakup hurts the most.
    Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?
  • Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!
    Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!