• Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:<br/>
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue<br/>
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
    Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:
    Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
    Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
  • Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
    Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
  • Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!
    Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!
  • Cigarette is for kids;<br/>
Legends breathe in Delhi!
    Cigarette is for kids;
    Legends breathe in Delhi!
  • Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?<br/>
~ Yours sincerely Indigo
    Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?
    ~ Yours sincerely Indigo
  • Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...<br/>
Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!
    Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...
    Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!
  • IndiGo - We beat customers.<br/>
Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.<br/>
Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.<br/>
Go Air - We don't have customers. <br/>
Air Vistara - We don't have planes.<br/>
Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!
    IndiGo - We beat customers.
    Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.
    Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.
    Go Air - We don't have customers.
    Air Vistara - We don't have planes.
    Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!
  • IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.<br/>
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
    IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.
    Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
  • IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:<br/>
We beat our customers, not competitors!
    IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:
    We beat our customers, not competitors!
  • Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?<br/>
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
    Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?
    Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
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