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Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face! -
It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up! -
What it was supposed to be:
Beti Bachao!
What it became:
Beti: Bachao! -
Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion! -
For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it? -
Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
#internetsuspension -
Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.
#Internetservicessuspended -
Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.
#Internetban -
Boy: Breakup hurts the most.
Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai? -
Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!