|Reporter: Aap Itne Time Ke Baad Kyon Sahmne Aayi Hain?|
Honeypreet: Bigg Boss Start Ho Geya Hai Aur Maine Wild Card Entry Leni Hai!
|As Diwali is approaching one thing which is bothering me is that if GST on dry-fruits is like this:|
Walnuts - 12 %
Almonds - 12 %
Pistachios - 28 %
Cashews - 5 %
What'll be the GST if I buy a packet of mixed nuts?
|Modi Ji Ne 200 Ka Note Rishtedaron Ko Dene Ke Liye Banaya Hai.|
Kyon Ki 100 Ka Note Dete Hue Sharm Aati Thi Aur 500 Ka Note Dete Hue Maut!
|Honey Preet Delhi Mein;|
Dawood Dubai Mein;
Mallya London Mein;
Yeh 'VIKAS' Kahan Hai
|Ajit to Robert: Robert, Bahut Din Se Mona Ko Nahi Dekha?|
Robert: Sir, Woh Toh 'De-Mona-Tise' Ho Gayi!
|While making payment of bill after dinner in a restaurant, it feels like my State Govt. & the Central Govt. both had a dinner with us!|
|Those were the days... when Smriti Irani was 23, and so was petrol!|
|Did you know that the new iPhone still doesn't have the automatic detonation feature of Samsung!|
|Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.|
Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:
"Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!"
|Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.|
The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!"