• AADHAR - To Live in India<br/>
UDHAAR - To Leave India!
    AADHAR - To Live in India
    UDHAAR - To Leave India!
  • Daler Mehndi is really special. <br/>
Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!
    Daler Mehndi is really special.
    Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!
  • The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.<br/>
Extended indefinitely!
    The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.
    Extended indefinitely!
  • What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun?<br/>
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Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The!
    What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun?
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    Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The!
  • Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.<br/>
Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
    Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.
    Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
  • Don't drink and drive is old,<br/>
Don't drink and bath is new!
    Don't drink and drive is old,
    Don't drink and bath is new!
  • I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.<br/>
#Srideviisnomore
    I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.
    #Srideviisnomore
  • And now they say it's accidental drowning.<br/>
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So the learning is  that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!<br/>
#Srideviisnomore
    And now they say it's accidental drowning.
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    So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
    #Srideviisnomore
  • A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:<br/>
Hindustan Leaver!
    A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
    Hindustan Leaver!
  • Two idioms facing extinction:<br/>
1. As safe as a bank<br/>
2. He's a real gem!
    Two idioms facing extinction:
    1. As safe as a bank
    2. He's a real gem!