|Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?|
Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
|In the last few days-|
Modiji has been threatened.
Ravish Kumar has been threatened.
Barkha Dutt has been threatened.
Rana Ayyub, Jignesh Mevani, even Umar Khalid has been threatened.
Advaniji is still feeling left out!
|Yogi govt is all set to rename Allahabad as Prayagraj. A really good step!|
Changing names is the key to development. For example - Yogi Adityanath was a nobody when he was called Ajay Singh Bisht!
|Petrol Pehle 1 Paisa Sasta Hua, Phir 7 Paise Aur Ab 15 Paise... Bas Yahi Achhe Din Hain!|
|This is the right time to invest, Govt. has slashed fuel prices by 7 paise!|
|Finally Govt. has taken up the issue of fuel price hike seriously with petroleum companies.|
Petrol price has been reduced by full 1 paisa!
|Patanjali launches SIM cards. Now non-veg jokes will get converted into veg jokes and get delivered!|
|The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!|
|CBSE 12th Topper Meghna Srivastava has scored 499/500. Undoubtedly, she has left a mark in our education system!|
|In case you haven't realised, #HumFitTohIndiaFit is a great initiative by the govt to counter #FuelPriceHike. It will inspire more ppl to walk!|