|Imran Khan gets appointed Pakistan's PM!|
Imran Khan: Qubool hai, Qubool hai, Qubool hai!
PA: Jinab, ye nikaah nahin, oath taking ceremony hai.
|People donating money to Kylie Jenner prove that millions of years of human evolution was just waste a time!|
|Next time when we see someone counting a bundle of new 100 rupee notes, can we say that they are going through a purple patch?|
|Indian currency notes are so colourful. |
Girls can now easily match their dress, with shoes, accessories, and currency notes!
|Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.|
Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.
God is sending messages again!
#WorldCupFinal Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail!
2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail!
|Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news!|
|Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.|
Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?
Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!
|Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!|
|Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.|
Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!