• Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...<br/>
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...<br/>
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
    Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...
    Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
    Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
  • Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.<br/>
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - `Kamal Ko Vote Dein!`
    Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
    That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
  • Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.<br/>
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
    Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
    I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
  • Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.<br/>
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... `Achhe Din deficiency syndrome`!
    Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
    Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
  • New Rule applied by Banks for loan:<br/>
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
    New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
    Passport Do, Loan Lo!
  • This week in News: <br/>
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior  <br/>
Priya the Wink Varrier  <br/>
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
    This week in News:
    Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
    Priya the Wink Varrier
    PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
  • Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. <br/>
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
    Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years.
    So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
  • I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. <br/>
1. Give me loan <br/>
2. Then leave me alone!
    I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me.
    1. Give me loan
    2. Then leave me alone!
  • All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
    All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
  • Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
    Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!