|My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.|
He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
|Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.|
Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!
|Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.|
Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi!
|I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.|
I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
|A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments.|
Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK!
|Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage!|
|The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!|
|Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...|
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
|After Section 377 repeal:|
Boy: I have a boyfriend!
The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!