|Drink and drive should not be a problem now. After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?|
|My crush and petrol are so similar..|
Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
|After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!|
|Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;|
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
|Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.|
15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!
|Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!|
|Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!|
|I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!|
|Current Karnataka situation:|
38 marks - 1st Rank
77 marks - 2nd Rank
104 marks - 3rd Rank
Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
|JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!|