|IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.|
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
|IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:|
We beat our customers, not competitors!
|Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?|
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!
|A request to the Supreme Court:|
Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali!
|Navjot Siddhu Ne Aaj TV Pe Live Bola Hai, Gurdaspur Ki Jeet Bjp K Top Leaders Ke Munh Pe Ek Thappad Hai, Jiski Goonj Poore Desh Mein Sunaayi Degi.|
Mujhe Lag Raha Hai Kal Siddhu Ke Ghar CBI Ki Raid Padegi!
|I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.|
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
|One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...|
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
|Crackerless Diwali, Colourless Holi, Cashless Transactions!|
What next? Brideless weddings?
|This Hrithik - Kangana debate is becoming Hritikulous ya! Can someone put some Roshan'i on the truth? I've Ranaut of patience|