• Drink and drive should not be a problem now. After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
    Drink and drive should not be a problem now. After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
  • My crush and petrol are so similar..<br/> 
Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
    My crush and petrol are so similar..
    Both are highly reactive and Dono Ke Bhav Badte Hi Ja Rahe Hain!
  • After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!
    After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!
  • Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;<br/>
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
    Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;
    And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
  • Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.<br/>
15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!
    Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.
    15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!
  • Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
    Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
  • Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
    Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
  • I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
    I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
  • Current Karnataka situation:<br/>
38 marks - 1st Rank<br/>
77 marks - 2nd Rank<br/>
104 marks - 3rd Rank<br/><br/>

Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
    Current Karnataka situation:
    38 marks - 1st Rank
    77 marks - 2nd Rank
    104 marks - 3rd Rank

    Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
  • JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big `company`, and now all its employees will be millionaires!
    JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!