|Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...|
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
|Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.|
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
|Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.|
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
|Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.|
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
|New Rule applied by Banks for loan:|
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
|This week in News: |
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
Priya the Wink Varrier
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
|Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. |
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
|I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. |
1. Give me loan
2. Then leave me alone!
|All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?|
|Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!|