• My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.<br/>
He thinks `Adulteration` has been legalised now!
    My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.
    He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
  • Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.<br/>
Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!
    Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.
    Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!
  • Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.<br/>
Anup Jalota:  Kuchh Bhi!
    Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.
    Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi!
  • I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.<br/>
I said, `Ab Aur Kitna Girega?`<br/>
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
    I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.
    I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
    Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
  • A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments.<br/>
Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK!
    A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments.
    Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK!
  • Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage!
    Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage!
  • The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
    The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
  • Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...<br/>
Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
    Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first...
    Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee!
  • After Section 377 repeal:<br/>
Girl: Hi!<br/>
Boy: I have a boyfriend!
    After Section 377 repeal:
    Girl: Hi!
    Boy: I have a boyfriend!
  • Breaking:<br/>
The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.<br/>
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!
    Breaking:
    The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
    Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!