• Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
    Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
  • Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
    Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
  • I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
    I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
  • Current Karnataka situation:<br/>
38 marks - 1st Rank<br/>
77 marks - 2nd Rank<br/>
104 marks - 3rd Rank<br/><br/>

Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
    Current Karnataka situation:
    38 marks - 1st Rank
    77 marks - 2nd Rank
    104 marks - 3rd Rank

    Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
  • JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big `company`, and now all its employees will be millionaires!
    JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!
  • What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?<br/>
To form a STABLE government. <br/>
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
    What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
    To form a STABLE government.
    No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
  • Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'<br/>
1. Congress got maximum votes<br/>
2. BJP got maximum seats<br/>
3. JDS got CM post
    Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
    1. Congress got maximum votes
    2. BJP got maximum seats
    3. JDS got CM post
  • State of our opinion polls:<br/>
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.<br/>
It said:<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki<br/>
It could be read as:<br/>
Ladka, Na Ladki<br/>
Or<br/>
Ladka Na, Ladki<br/>
Or even<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
    State of our opinion polls:
    An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
    It said:
    Ladka Na Ladki
    It could be read as:
    Ladka, Na Ladki
    Or
    Ladka Na, Ladki
    Or even
    Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
  • Wah Mera India:<br/>
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.<br/>
#karnatakaelections
    Wah Mera India:
    Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
    #karnatakaelections
  • There are two things that are likely to happen in Karnataka :
<br/>
1. BJP will form government today
<br/>
2. BJP will form a government after a few months
<br/>
#KarnatakaVerdict
    There are two things that are likely to happen in Karnataka :
    1. BJP will form government today
    2. BJP will form a government after a few months
    #KarnatakaVerdict