|Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.|
Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
|Don't drink and drive is old,|
Don't drink and bath is new!
|I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.|
|And now they say it's accidental drowning.|
So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
|A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:|
|Two idioms facing extinction:|
1. As safe as a bank
2. He's a real gem!
|Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...|
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
|Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.|
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
|Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.|
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
|Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.|
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!