• Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.<br/>
Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
    Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.
    Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
  • Don't drink and drive is old,<br/>
Don't drink and bath is new!
    Don't drink and drive is old,
    Don't drink and bath is new!
  • I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.<br/>
#Srideviisnomore
    I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.
    #Srideviisnomore
  • And now they say it's accidental drowning.<br/>
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So the learning is  that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!<br/>
#Srideviisnomore
    And now they say it's accidental drowning.
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    .
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    So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
    #Srideviisnomore
  • A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:<br/>
Hindustan Leaver!
    A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
    Hindustan Leaver!
  • Two idioms facing extinction:<br/>
1. As safe as a bank<br/>
2. He's a real gem!
    Two idioms facing extinction:
    1. As safe as a bank
    2. He's a real gem!
  • Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...<br/>
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...<br/>
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
    Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...
    Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
    Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!
  • Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.<br/>
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - `Kamal Ko Vote Dein!`
    Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
    That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
  • Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.<br/>
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
    Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
    I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
  • Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.<br/>
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... `Achhe Din deficiency syndrome`!
    Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
    Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!