|Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!|
|Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!|
|I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!|
|Current Karnataka situation:|
38 marks - 1st Rank
77 marks - 2nd Rank
104 marks - 3rd Rank
Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
|JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!|
|What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?|
To form a STABLE government.
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
|Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'|
1. Congress got maximum votes
2. BJP got maximum seats
3. JDS got CM post
|State of our opinion polls:|
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
Ladka Na Ladki
It could be read as:
Ladka, Na Ladki
Ladka Na, Ladki
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
|Wah Mera India:|
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
|There are two things that are likely to happen in Karnataka :
1. BJP will form government today
2. BJP will form a government after a few months