|Rail Fare Hike:|
Well, if our trains cannot be world class, at least our train fares can be!
|Something really bizarre:|
Buddha left home for a higher calling leaving behind his wife named Yashodhara.
Mahavir left for a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashoda.
Modi left home on a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashodaben!
|The Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other!|
The temperature at more than 44 degree Celsius in North India beats the number of Congress MPs in Lok Sabha!
|Weather News: Dust storms in Delhi!|
Modi and his ministerial colleagues dusting off all the UPA files!
|After the success of "Coffee with Karan", the TV Channels are planning to start:|
Tea with Namo,
Horlicks with Raga
Cough Syrup with Arvind!
|Advice by Modi to Kejriwal:|
Never resign from the job till you get a new one!
|Discussion in Tihar Jail:|
Kejriwal: Most of my people did not get back their deposits.
Subroto Roy Sahara: Most of mine, too!
Both: LOL Bro!
|The most humble person in this world is Manohar. He is a Director of 6 Companies but still drives Nitin Gadkari's car!|
|Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!|