• Rail Fare Hike:
    Well, if our trains cannot be world class, at least our train fares can be!
  • Something really bizarre:
    Buddha left home for a higher calling leaving behind his wife named Yashodhara.
    Mahavir left for a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashoda.
    Modi left home on a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashodaben!
  • The Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other!
  • Breaking News:
    The temperature at more than 44 degree Celsius in North India beats the number of Congress MPs in Lok Sabha!
  • Weather News: Dust storms in Delhi!
    Reason discovered:
    Modi and his ministerial colleagues dusting off all the UPA files!
  • After the success of "Coffee with Karan", the TV Channels are planning to start:
    Tea with Namo,
    Horlicks with Raga
    and
    Cough Syrup with Arvind!
  • Advice by Modi to Kejriwal:<br />
Never resign from the job till you get a new one!
    Advice by Modi to Kejriwal:
    Never resign from the job till you get a new one!
  • Discussion in Tihar Jail:
    Kejriwal: Most of my people did not get back their deposits.
    Subroto Roy Sahara: Most of mine, too!
    Both: LOL Bro!
  • The most humble person in this world is Manohar. He is a Director of 6 Companies but still drives Nitin Gadkari's car!
  • Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!
    Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!