|Teen Baar Talaq Bolne Ka Lafda Khatam Ho Geya, Hamari Wali Toh Iss Ke Dhyare Mein Bhi Nahi Aati, Phir Bhi Iske Paon Khushi Se Zameen Pe Nahi Lag Rahe!|
|How to convert an Electron into Neutron?|
Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges!
|"There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said.|
He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
|No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free.|
I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!
|Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.|
Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.
182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99
Gujarati's are real businessmen!
|News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI.|
Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha!
The Election Commission has denied any immediate plans to merge with BJP!
|VK and AS are now married.|
Ab 'ViKAS' Hoga!
|Waiting for Modi Ji to say "Mitron... Virat Ki Shaadi Bhi Tabhi Hui Jab Kendra Mein BJP Ki Sarkar Hai. Kya Yeh Achhe Din Nahi Hain Mitrono?"|
In response Rahul Gandhi will say "Dekhiye... Kendra Mein BJP Sarkar Hai Aur Virat-Anushka Ko Italy Mein Ja Kar Shaadi Karni Padi. Kya Yahi 'MAKE IN INDIA' Hai Modi Ji Ka?"
A girl from India becomes Miss World,
Where most of the girls are made to miss the World!