• Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.<br/>
Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?<br/>
Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!
    Kumaraswamy: We have announced partial loan waiver for farmers.
    Journalist: But Sir, you had promised full loan waiver if voted to power?
    Kumaraswamy: Yes, but I am in Partial power now!
  • Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!
    Like it or not, but the previous govt was not being able to solve our problems. So we elected Modiji to blame them for not being able to solve our problems!
  • Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.<br/>
Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!
    Journalist Rajat Sharma has been appointed as DDCA President.
    Batting for a political party seems to be counted as Cricketing experience!
  • After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.<br/>
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
    After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.
    But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!
    Pro Tip:
    If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!
  • Advani Ji: I Love You BJP.<br/>
BJP: I Love You Too, But As A Friend. Maine Kabhi Tumhare Baare Mein Kabhi Us Tarike Se Nahi Socha!
    Advani Ji: I Love You BJP.
    BJP: I Love You Too, But As A Friend. Maine Kabhi Tumhare Baare Mein Kabhi Us Tarike Se Nahi Socha!
  • AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi!
    AAP currently facing criticism for not currently doing any work in Delhi while protesting against not being allowed to do work in Delhi!
  • Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?<br/>
Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
    Aamir Khan: Thanda Matlab?
    Rahul Gandhi: Shikanji!
  • In the last few days-<br/>

Modiji has been threatened.<br/>
Ravish Kumar has been threatened.<br/>
Barkha Dutt has been threatened.<br/>
Rana Ayyub, Jignesh Mevani, even Umar Khalid has been threatened.<br/>

Advaniji is still feeling left out!
    In the last few days-
    Modiji has been threatened.
    Ravish Kumar has been threatened.
    Barkha Dutt has been threatened.
    Rana Ayyub, Jignesh Mevani, even Umar Khalid has been threatened.
    Advaniji is still feeling left out!
  • Yogi govt is all set to rename Allahabad as Prayagraj. A really good step!<br/>
Changing names is the key to development. For example - Yogi Adityanath was a nobody when he was called Ajay Singh Bisht!
    Yogi govt is all set to rename Allahabad as Prayagraj. A really good step!
    Changing names is the key to development. For example - Yogi Adityanath was a nobody when he was called Ajay Singh Bisht!