|If the US govt is Uncle Sam, our govt should be named Uncle Scam!|
|What do you call a person who tries to get friendly too quickly?|
|Somewhere between Burqa of Secularism and the Khaki Shorts of Communalism... people have completely forgotten to wear the "Hat of Wisdom"!|
|Climbing stairs is a good exercise.|
Earlier stairs helped to burn calories, now it prevents molestation too!
Say No to Lifts/Elevators... take the staircase!
Issued in Public Interest!
|Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant lady can have a "free delivery". Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.|
|First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.|
They are Asaram Bapu, Narayan Sai and ND Tiwari!
The Thailand government has decided to award "Bangkok Ratna" to Asaram Bapu!
|One party is supported by India Inc. Another is supported by|
|With rising inflation, Ink has become the cheapest thing to throw on politicians replacing eggs, tomatoes and shoes!|
|Indians are progressing. Earlier, we used to throw shoes at politicians, now we have moved to Ink!|