|BJP launched Kiran Bedi (KB) as Delhi CM candidate.|
RAHUL GANDHI is thinking of bringing in Mandira Bedi (MB) as Delhi CM.
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|At least, the Tigers have followed Sakshi Maharaj's advice and produced four kids per family hence leading to a huge increase in Tiger Population!|
|Modi should send Sakshi Maharaj home. That would fulfill not only the 'Ghar Wapsi' campaign but also the 'Clean India' campaign!|
|Forget Delhi Police and the CBI. The only ones who can solve the Sunanda Pushkar murder are Subramanian Swamy and Times Now.|
|Every Hindu woman must produce 4 children.|
~ Sakshi Maharaj
Ab Bachhe Din Aane Waale Hain!
|Why Punjabis can't have > 2 kids:|
1. New car every 3 years
2. Vacation every 3 months
3. New ladies suit every 3 weeks
4. Same old Wife for life!
|Amit Shah gets clean chit:|
BJP has found the way to de-criminalize their party. All investigative agencies will be advised to summarily drop all charges!
Avian Flu - Chandigarh Police arrests many husbands while taking their wives forcefully towards Sukhna Lake!
|I'm offended by political jokes. Too often, they get elected!|
|Forget about bringing Black Money from abroad;|
Let's first try to bring back our PM from abroad!