|Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.|
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes!
|For the first time in Indian elections, Congress and BJP are campaigning using the same slogan:|
"Congress Ko Vote Doge, To Rahul PM Banega!"
Arvind Kejriwal will not sit on any Dharna today!
|Politics is the art of looking for trouble;|
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
|19 Billion Dollars were "Last seen at" Mark Zuckerburg's account!|
|Now Mark Zuckerberg should take over Twitter to complete this WTF trilogy.|
|Arvind Kejriwal was sworn in on 28th December and he quit on 14th February. This, short burst belligerent period shall now be remembered as AK-47!|
|Azam Khan has bought a very expensive car. It is called "Mercedes Bhainz"!|
|I just want AAP's govt to last for at least six months. Not really for Delhi's development and improvement... but I just want to see whether this man removes his 'muffler' in the month of June!|
|Kejriwal is so honest that he went for DNA test before writing his dad's name on high school form!|