• New trains after Railway Budget 2015:
    Rajinikanth Express - Will stay where it is, while the stations keep coming to it.
    Congress Express - Every bogey has a TT with years of experience, but the Driver of the Engine is on leave.
    NaMo Express - Starts off at full speed but passengers (read RSS) keep pulling the chain every 5 minutes.
    AAP Express - Always running full due to concessional ticket fare!
  • Good News : BJP in relationship with PDP.<br/>
Bad News : Will not talk about Article 370 as it reminds us of 3/70 in Delhi.
    Good News : BJP in relationship with PDP.
    Bad News : Will not talk about Article 370 as it reminds us of 3/70 in Delhi.
  • Poora UP Ab Dilli Border Par Milega... Udhar Laptop Free - Idhar WiFi!
    Poora UP Ab Dilli Border Par Milega... Udhar Laptop Free - Idhar WiFi!
  • Taaza Khabar:<br />
Delhi Assembly Vich BJP Da Neta `Pugam Pugai` Naal Chuneya Jayega!
    Taaza Khabar:
    Delhi Assembly Vich BJP Da Neta "Pugam Pugai" Naal Chuneya Jayega!
  • Jhadoo Se Dhulai Hamesha Auratein Mardon Ki Karti Rahi Hain...
    Pehli Baar Ulta Hua Hai!
  • Today's Sensex:
    BJP stop loss hit
    AAP on upper circuit
    And Congress Scrip suspended from trading!
  • This is the best reaction yet to the Delhi election outcome:
    3 - 0 - 67 - 0
    Looks like Ishant Sharma's bowling figures.
  • Congress has kept it's words...<br />
Na Support Lenge, Na Support Denge!
    Congress has kept it's words...
    Na Support Lenge, Na Support Denge!
  • With vote share of 32.2%, BJP didn't even get pass marks!
  • BJP got fewer seats than the number of children they wanted women to have!
    BJP got fewer seats than the number of children they wanted women to have!