• Pehle ISI
    Phir ICICI
    Aur Ab ISIS
    Indians Ko yeh IS Jeene Nahi Denge!
  • Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However, It must be clarified that BC continues to stand for British Columbia!
  • My wife is the greatest reward I ever got... Tried returning her today but didn't work!
    You gotta live with intolerance and without freedom of expression sometimes!
  • Before Election:<br/>
'Employment, development, good days, black money, infrastructure'.<br/><br/>
After Elections:<br/>
'Cow'!
    Before Election:
    'Employment, development, good days, black money, infrastructure'.

    After Elections:
    'Cow'!
  • Modi is the first PM to have received 4 Padma Bhushans, 12 National Awards and 33 Sahitya Academy Awards in just 18 months!
  • Out of all filmmakers I like Vikas Bahl's way of returning award.
    He made 'Shaandaar' to return all awards he got for Queen!
  • China scraps One Child Policy:
    India should follow suit and scrap One Wife Policy!
  • China scraps One Child Policy:
    Now there would be more confusion in the world with more similar looking people!
  • Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat... Yeh Karein

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1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein<br/>
2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein

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3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein

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4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu

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Janhit Mein Jaari!
    Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat... Yeh Karein
    1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein
    2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein
    3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein
    4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu
    ~ Janhit Mein Jaari!
  • Just thinking aloud...
    Going with the current trend of returning awards and certificates given for art and literature against growing intolerance, will the return of the marriage certificate also be counted as a noble protest for restoration for freedom of speech and expression and against the growing domestic intoleration?