• Breaking News:
    Delhi world's most polluted city: Study
    Had to be... with all the politicians of India living in it!
  • PA: Sir, Kejriwal ne Paani free kar diya.
    Raga: Pata hai, 700 meter.
    PA: Sir, meter nahi liter.
    Raga: Lekin news thi ki meter se hi milega!
  • After seeing Rahul Gandhi's interview by Arnab Goswami, one may not know who will win but one can safely conclude for sure who's not gonna win!
  • Arvind Kejriwal likes Shakira's hips, because they don't lie!
  • The government has diverted the attention of the Indians from key issues to... checking the expiry date of 'Currency' notes!
  • Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads!
  • First Shashi Tharoor lost External Affairs ministry because of Sunanda.
    Now he loses Sunanda because of external affairs!
  • My auto-rickshaw driver asked me, "Sir, Aage signal se Arvind Kejriwal karoonga"!
    I asked him to clarify... and he said smiling, "I meant U-Turn, Sir"!
  • Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi noodles only for 2 minutes!
  • Dear Arvind Kejriwal,
    Stop doing such Nautankis... let the status quo of corruption continue as it is!