Former President Of South Africa
(July 18,1918 - December 05,2013)
|The Iron Lady (Margaret Thatcher) is dead.|
Iron Man (LK Advani) is almost out of business.
And Manmohan Singh still rules.
You see this is not the Age of Iron. It's Iron Age or rather the Age of Irony!
|Modi: Don't vote for Arvind Kejriwal. He back-stabbed Anna Hazare.|
LK Advani: I agree!
|If the US govt is Uncle Sam, our govt should be named Uncle Scam!|
|What do you call a person who tries to get friendly too quickly?|
|Somewhere between Burqa of Secularism and the Khaki Shorts of Communalism... people have completely forgotten to wear the "Hat of Wisdom"!|
|Climbing stairs is a good exercise.|
Earlier stairs helped to burn calories, now it prevents molestation too!
Say No to Lifts/Elevators... take the staircase!
Issued in Public Interest!
|Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant lady can have a "free delivery". Thus, we keep our promise as per our election manifesto.|
|First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter. Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them.|
They are Asaram Bapu, Narayan Sai and ND Tiwari!
The Thailand government has decided to award "Bangkok Ratna" to Asaram Bapu!