• Seeing the current scenario in India, we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to
    Jokesatta
    Jungsatta
    Hindustan Crimes
    The Indian Depress
    The Bad Times of India
    Dainik Torture and
    DNA (Do Not Ask)!
  • Mr Rupee, how do you respond to all the jokes made on you?
    Mr Rupee: I don't appreciate!
  • Women staying home after 8 PM can prevent rape.
    Closing petrol pumps at 8 PM can save petrol.
    I think our politicians are high on 8 PM!
  • Dear Onion, Dollar and Petrol;

    No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I'll always never change.

    Sincerely Yours,
    Salary!
  • What does 1$ buy you today?
    Masala Dosa and Coke.

    What does 1 Rupee buy you?
    Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa!
  • New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary:
    Man-mohan- ed: Verb
    Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman...

    Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned!
  • Law, without force, is impotent.
    ~ Blaise Pascal

    Law is impotent, I am the force.
    ~ Asaram Rascal
  • Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?<br />
Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
    Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?
    Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
  • Food Security Bill passed.
    'Food' for the Poor;
    'Security' for the Congress;
    And 'Bill' for the Tax-payers!
  • DLF: Developing Little Farmers!
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