The temperature at more than 44 degree Celsius in North India beats the number of Congress MPs in Lok Sabha!
|Weather News: Dust storms in Delhi!|
Modi and his ministerial colleagues dusting off all the UPA files!
|After the success of "Coffee with Karan", the TV Channels are planning to start:|
Tea with Namo,
Horlicks with Raga
Cough Syrup with Arvind!
|Advice by Modi to Kejriwal:|
Never resign from the job till you get a new one!
|Discussion in Tihar Jail:|
Kejriwal: Most of my people did not get back their deposits.
Subroto Roy Sahara: Most of mine, too!
Both: LOL Bro!
|The most humble person in this world is Manohar. He is a Director of 6 Companies but still drives Nitin Gadkari's car!|
|Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition!|
|AAP is so broke after losing record deposits in the elections,they can't afford 10,000 rupees to pay Kejriwal's bail!|
|2014 Indian General Election Results:|
Now the parents would be in a dilemma whether to send their kids to a tea-vendor to make them Modi; or send them to an IIT to make them Kejriwal!
|Just an Observation:|
If you start from Nariman Point, Mumbai, you would have to travel upto Ludhiana to find a Congress MP!