|News: Blackberry Messenger on Android|
Another messenger to talk to the same people, it's like buying five remotes for the same TV!
Due to the economic crisis, to save on energy costs the lights at the end of the tunnel will be switched off.
|There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions... now they cry even while buying onions!|
|At one point, Vijay Mallya had piles of cash.|
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure!
|Golden rule: If most of the politicians are against something, that thing must be good for the public!|
Asaram is reported sick in jail.
Probably, there is a shortage of Vitamin She!
|Priyanka Gandhi: Dear, I need some space in our relationship.|
Robert Vadra: Ok dear, How about Sector 62 and 63 in NOIDA. I hope it is enough for you!
|LK Advani once asked Aryabhata about his chances of becoming PM.|
That was the day when Aryabhata invented 'Zero'!
|Who says "Friday the 13th" is nothing but a superstition.|
Delhi Rape Case culprits to be hanged.
Sreesanth banned for life.
LK Advani loses sight on PMship for good!
|Simple rule - If there's a ministry for it, there'll be a scam in it!|