|Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi noodles only for 2 minutes!|
|Dear Arvind Kejriwal,|
Stop doing such Nautankis... let the status quo of corruption continue as it is!
You are so lucky. You got to choose from Harshvardhan or Kejriwal... whereas we always get either Mayawati or Mulayam.
|Now if AAP wants to make a stunning debut in Punjab, they
at least 70 litres free liquor every year!
|Finally, Congress fulfills the promise made via a slogan in 2004 to the electorate:|
Congress ka Haath;
Aam Aadmi ke Saath!
|Everybody is running after "Name and Fame and Money".|
Arvind Kejriwal left all this for a cause... now "Name and Fame and Money are running after him!
|Inflation is cutting money in half without damaging the paper!|
|Girl 1: Didi, Arvind Kejriwal ka SMS aaya hai, samajh nahin aa raha YES karun ya NO!|
Girl 2: Awww kar de!
|Till now, we thought maids were only capable of creating confusion amongst ladies or neighbours. Two top democracies are now at loggerheads - courtesy confusion created by a maid!|
|Now, SP offers Devyani Khobragade a Lok Sabha ticket.|
Come on, she just committed a visa fraud. She's not that big a criminal!