|Seeing the current scenario in India, we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to|
The Indian Depress
The Bad Times of India
Dainik Torture and
DNA (Do Not Ask)!
|Mr Rupee, how do you respond to all the jokes made on you?|
Mr Rupee: I don't appreciate!
|Women staying home after 8 PM can prevent rape.|
Closing petrol pumps at 8 PM can save petrol.
I think our politicians are high on 8 PM!
|Dear Onion, Dollar and Petrol;|
No matter how much you rise day in and day out, I'll always never change.
|What does 1$ buy you today?|
Masala Dosa and Coke.
What does 1 Rupee buy you?
Only a video on Airtel showing how to cook the Masala Dosa!
|New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary:|
Man-mohan- ed: Verb
Meaning: Silenced by a lady, especially by the self assumed more powerful woman...
Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned!
|Law, without force, is impotent.|
~ Blaise Pascal
Law is impotent, I am the force.
~ Asaram Rascal
|Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?|
Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
|Food Security Bill passed.|
'Food' for the Poor;
'Security' for the Congress;
And 'Bill' for the Tax-payers!
|DLF: Developing Little Farmers!|