|Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?|
Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
|Food Security Bill passed.|
'Food' for the Poor;
'Security' for the Congress;
And 'Bill' for the Tax-payers!
|DLF: Developing Little Farmers!|
|Sonia Gandhi was admitted to AIIMS some days back. Doctors said it was a case of 'NaMonia'!|
|It's always been:|
Thin Crust Pizza of Italy vs. Khakra Papad of Gujaratis.
Today, it's true of even India's politics!
|I really wanted to crack a joke on 'Rupee'... but that would be really cheap!|
|Gurgaon should be renamed Jamaica since most of the land is "Jamai Ka"!|
|Ever since there's been a spurt in Onion price, my wife makes me|
"Chicken No Pyaza"!
|The currency whose name ends with 'PEE' was bound to fall!|
|Every man is Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage!|