• Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?<br />
Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
    Teacher: Why the Jain community is generally very rich?
    Student: Ma'm, it's because they don't eat onions!
  • Food Security Bill passed.
    'Food' for the Poor;
    'Security' for the Congress;
    And 'Bill' for the Tax-payers!
  • DLF: Developing Little Farmers!
  • Sonia Gandhi was admitted to AIIMS some days back. Doctors said it was a case of 'NaMonia'!
  • It's always been:
    Thin Crust Pizza of Italy vs. Khakra Papad of Gujaratis.
    Today, it's true of even India's politics!
  • I really wanted to crack a joke on 'Rupee'... but that would be really cheap!
  • Gurgaon should be renamed Jamaica since most of the land is "Jamai Ka"!
  • Ever since there's been a spurt in Onion price, my wife makes me
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    "Chicken No Pyaza"!
  • The currency whose name ends with 'PEE' was bound to fall!
  • Every man is Narendra Modi before marriage and Manmohan Singh after marriage!
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