• Bad representatives are elected by good citizens who do not vote!
  • Gujarat Govt. may discontinue "Kuchh Din To Gujaariye Gujarat Mein" campaign, after Arvind Kejriwal decides to canvass there!
  • Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
    The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes!
  • For the first time in Indian elections, Congress and BJP are campaigning using the same slogan:
    "Congress Ko Vote Doge, To Rahul PM Banega!"
  • Breaking News:
    Arvind Kejriwal will not sit on any Dharna today!
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
    Finding it - whether it exists or not;
    Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
    And applying the wrong remedy!
  • 19 Billion Dollars were "Last seen at" Mark Zuckerburg's account!
  • Now Mark Zuckerberg should take over Twitter to complete this WTF trilogy.
  • Arvind Kejriwal was sworn in on 28th December and he quit on 14th February. This, short burst belligerent period shall now be remembered as AK-47!
  • Azam Khan has bought a very expensive car. It is called "Mercedes Bhainz"!