|In India, everyone is excited about the #iPhone8 launch, not because they want to buy it.|
They are just curious to know, "Kitne Ka Hoga?"
|Paisa Moh Maya Hai|
Aisa Bolne Wale Baba Ek Satsang Ka 2 Se 5 Lakh Lete Hain!
|Master Stroke by PM Modi.|
Now China will not be able to understand our defense strategy. Because understanding a woman is impossible!
|Please say demonetization was a success.|
Otherwise, the Govt. will spend 1000 cores on advertisement to prove it as a success.
Let's save this money and help our Nation!
|India has a woman defense minister, now "Beti Bachao" becomes "Beti Bachayegi".|
|Mumbai weather acting like a typical wife... it created havoc yesterday and today it is behaving as if nothing happened yesterday!|
|Best message from my friend in Mumbai:|
I am stuck at home with my wife... Please help!
|Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?|
There's no compensation announced by the courts for those who saw Baba's movies!
|Is it a coincidence that as kids we were taught Baba was a Black sheep?|