|Note-Bandhi Kya Hui 'Chillar' Miss World Jeet Gayi!|
|Oxford Dictionary is adding a new word:|
Indigo (v): To beat an unprepared person black and blue
Example: Johnny was indigoed, when he jumped the queue at a wine shop!
|Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives!|
|Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!|
|Cigarette is for kids;|
Legends breathe in Delhi!
|Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?|
~ Yours sincerely Indigo
|Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...|
Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!
|IndiGo - We beat customers.|
Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.
Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.
Go Air - We don't have customers.
Air Vistara - We don't have planes.
Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!
|IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.|
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
|IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:|
We beat our customers, not competitors!