|Mr. 2000 & Ms. 500 happily married since Nov 2016. After 9 months, they are blessed with twin babies: Master 50 and Angel 200!|
|Dhan-Dhan "High Court" Tera Hi Aasra!|
|Baba black sheep, have you any fools?|
Yes sir, yes sir, two states full!
|When a rape accused is not arrested we burn candles and march, When a rape accused is arrested we burn the city!|
|Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.|
Guy: Can't tell you. Privacy is my fundamental right.
Interviewer: Achha Toh Ja Kar Ghar Pe Fundamental Right Use Kar!
|Naradmuni was asked, "What is wrong with Infosys?"|
He just smiled and said, "Narayan... Narayan!"
|Hindu married men sent a request to Narendra Modi.|
"Sir, Woh Teen Talaaq Ka Matter To Clear Ho Geya, Ab Woh Saat Janam Ke Phere Wala Matter Bhi Dekh Lijiye Please!"
|Roz Chandigarh Ke Log Lake Ghumne Jaate The.|
Jab Lake Chandigarh Ghumne Aayi, Toh Log Pareshsn Ho Gaye!
|Vishal Sikka goes to Google for an interview.|
Sundar Pichai: Main Aaj Bhi Feka Hua Sikka Nahi Uthaata!
|Ex-Chairman gets Chairman to leave.|
Son gets father to leave.
Founder gets CEO to leave.
Indian corporate world is now like Hindustan Leavers!