• Who's taking up the 'Harpic' challenge for this 'Toilet Scam'?
  • First there was a CAM in toilet and now there is a SCAM in toilet.
  • "How many Mamata Banerjees can you fit in a Nano?"
    "Two in the front, two in the back, and you on the roof cause you're heading to jail."
  • "Mamata Banerjee, Manmohan Singh and Dinesh Trivedi walk into a bar. What happens next?"
    "You go to jail."
  • "How many Mamata Banerjees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
    "Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to send you to jail."
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mamata." "Mamata who?"
    "Mamata Banerjee and I'm putting you in jail."
  • "Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road?"
    "To walk you to jail."
  • What is the similarity between a politician and a mosquito?
    You can kill both of them with a newspaper.
  • Arnold Palmer Invitational: Tiger Woods is back from the Woods to the Fairways and Greens!
  • At the current rate, India shall run out of Gates to throw out corruption.