|Who's taking up the 'Harpic' challenge for this 'Toilet Scam'?|
|First there was a CAM in toilet and now there is a SCAM in toilet.|
|"How many Mamata Banerjees can you fit in a Nano?"|
"Two in the front, two in the back, and you on the roof cause you're heading to jail."
|"Mamata Banerjee, Manmohan Singh and Dinesh Trivedi walk into a bar. What happens next?"|
"You go to jail."
|"How many Mamata Banerjees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" |
"Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to send you to jail."
|"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mamata." "Mamata who?"|
"Mamata Banerjee and I'm putting you in jail."
|"Why did Mamata Banerjee cross the road?"|
"To walk you to jail."
|What is the similarity between a politician and a mosquito?|
You can kill both of them with a newspaper.
|Arnold Palmer Invitational: Tiger Woods is back from the Woods to the Fairways and Greens!|
|At the current rate, India shall run out of Gates to throw out corruption.|