|The Punjab Assembly has proposed to send a 50-member delegation to Thailand to study if we can export our stray dogs to China.|
Rupee qualifies for the London Olympics.
Category - Diving
|Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.|
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
|Abu Jundal arrested. So even Ajmal Kasab has a partner but not Leander Paes!|
|Why blame the Pak President? Indian names are so confusing:|
Arnab and Pranab
Sonia and Sania
Surjeet and Sarabjeet
|The Pakistani govt. should hire an Indian 'Spelling Bee' who has won some Spellathon, so that they may not confuse between Sarabjit & Surjeet!|
|Have you heard this new Pakistan announcement on Sarabjit? No, it's Surjeet. Sorry guys, the Pak President has short-term memory loss!|
|Some 'experts' believe that the bad Vaastu of rupee symbol caused its fall.|
|All the Presidential candidates should be put into "Rashtrapati Bhavan" & "Bigg Boss" should be held over the month! May the best win to be the President of India!|
|The PM and President can be decided on a reality show. I have a name too. Indian Idle.|