• The Punjab Assembly has proposed to send a 50-member delegation to Thailand to study if we can export our stray dogs to China.
  • Breaking News:
    Rupee qualifies for the London Olympics.
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  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.<br />They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
    They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  • Abu Jundal arrested. So even Ajmal Kasab has a partner but not Leander Paes!
  • Why blame the Pak President? Indian names are so confusing:
    Arnab and Pranab
    Sonia and Sania
    Surjeet and Sarabjeet
  • The Pakistani govt. should hire an Indian 'Spelling Bee' who has won some Spellathon, so that they may not confuse between Sarabjit & Surjeet!
  • Have you heard this new Pakistan announcement on Sarabjit? No, it's Surjeet. Sorry guys, the Pak President has short-term memory loss!
  • Some 'experts' believe that the bad Vaastu of rupee symbol caused its fall.
  • All the Presidential candidates should be put into "Rashtrapati Bhavan" & "Bigg Boss" should be held over the month! May the best win to be the President of India!
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  • The PM and President can be decided on a reality show. I have a name too. Indian Idle.
    Chetan Bhagat