• Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?<br/>
Towels!
    Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
    Towels!
  • If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!<br/>
I'll batter them!
    If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!
    I'll batter them!
  • Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
    Pun in, ten dead!
  • What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<br/>
An egg!
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
    An egg!
  • What is the computer's favorite food?<br/>
Microchips!
    What is the computer's favorite food?
    Microchips!
  • What do you call a whale with no pants on?<br/>
Free Willy!
    What do you call a whale with no pants on?
    Free Willy!
  • I use to date a tennis player...<br/>
But love meant nothing to her!
    I use to date a tennis player...
    But love meant nothing to her!
  • Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?<br/>
A: Mer-Maid!
    Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
    A: Mer-Maid!
  • What do you call a laughing piano?<br/>
Yamahahaha!
    What do you call a laughing piano?
    Yamahahaha!
  • What's a vampire's favourite fruit?<br/>
A nectarine!
    What's a vampire's favourite fruit?
    A nectarine!