|What happened to the plant in Math class?|
It grew square roots!
|Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?|
Because then they would be called Bagels!
|Why don't blind people go skydiving?|
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
|Is your name WiFi?|
Because I'm feeling a connection!
|What is the difference between me and a calendar?|
A calendar has dates!
|Why did the blind woman fall into the well?|
Because she couldn't see that well!
|Why don't Arab women need Insurance?|
Because they are already covered!
|What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,|
"Sir, do you see any change in me?"
|Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?|
It went OK!
|What did the computer do at lunchtime?|
Had a byte!