• What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? <br/>
De-bate!
    What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
    De-bate!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
  • Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?<br/>
He was a dumbbell!
    Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
    He was a dumbbell!
  • What type of dogs won't chase cows? <br/>
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
    What type of dogs won't chase cows?
    A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. <br/>
It's impossible to put down!
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
    It's impossible to put down!
  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose? <br/>
Nobody knows!
    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows!
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?<br/>
Oh sheet!
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh sheet!
  • Why did the frog take the bus? <br/>
Because his car got toad!
    Why did the frog take the bus?
    Because his car got toad!
  • What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?<br/>
There was no reaction!
    What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?
    There was no reaction!
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