|What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? |
|What grows under your nose?|
|Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?|
He was a dumbbell!
|What type of dogs won't chase cows? |
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
|I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. |
It's impossible to put down!
|What do you call someone with no body and no nose? |
|Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?|
Because he couldn't concentrate!
|What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?|
|Why did the frog take the bus? |
Because his car got toad!
|What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?|
There was no reaction!