• What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!
  • What did a Sushi say to a Bee?  <br/>
Wasabi!
    What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
    Wasabi!
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?  <br/>
Oh, sheet!
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh, sheet!
  • What kind of car does a rich cow drive? <br/>
A cattlelac!
    What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
    A cattlelac!
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude?<br/>
A-mean-oh-acid!
    What do you call an acid with an attitude?
    A-mean-oh-acid!
  • Wanna hear joke bout construction?<br/>
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
    Wanna hear joke bout construction?
    Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
  • How do trees access the internet? <br/>
They log in!
    How do trees access the internet?
    They log in!
  • Apparently, you can't use `beefstew` as a password. <br/>
It's not stroganoff!
    Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
    It's not stroganoff!
  • How doctors propose on 14th Feb? <br/>
`Will you BMI Valentine?`
    How doctors propose on 14th Feb?
    "Will you BMI Valentine?"
  • I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
    I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!