|What do you call a whale with no pants on?|
|I use to date a tennis player...|
But love meant nothing to her!
|Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?|
|What do you call a laughing piano?|
|What's a vampire's favourite fruit?|
|What's green and not very heavy?|
|Did you hear the rumour about butter?|
Well I'm not going to spread it!
|I can give you one vegetable joke about onions.|
But that's shallot!
|I've swallowed a dictionary.|
It's given me thesaurus throat ever!
|Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?|
It went over their heads!