• What happened to the plant in Math class?<br/>
It grew square roots!Upload to Facebook
    What happened to the plant in Math class?
    It grew square roots!
  • Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?<br />
Because then they would be called Bagels!<br />Upload to Facebook
    Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
    Because then they would be called Bagels!
  • Why don't blind people go skydiving?<br/>
Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't blind people go skydiving?
    Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
  • Is your name WiFi?<br/>
Because I'm feeling a connection!Upload to Facebook
    Is your name WiFi?
    Because I'm feeling a connection!
  • What is the difference between me and a calendar?<br/>
A calendar has dates!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between me and a calendar?
    A calendar has dates!
  • Why did the blind woman fall into the well?<br/>
Because she couldn't see that well!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the blind woman fall into the well?
    Because she couldn't see that well!
  • Why don't Arab women need Insurance?<br/>
Because they are already covered!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't Arab women need Insurance?
    Because they are already covered!
  • What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,<br/>
`Sir, do you see any change in me?`Upload to Facebook
    What did a girl ask the X-ray technician after swallowing some coins by mistake,
    "Sir, do you see any change in me?"
  • Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?<br/>
It went OK!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
    It went OK!
  • What did the computer do at lunchtime?<br/>
Had a byte!Upload to Facebook
    What did the computer do at lunchtime?
    Had a byte!
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