• Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?<br/>
How could anyone stoop so low?
    Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?
    How could anyone stoop so low?
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?<br/>
By hare plane!
    How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?<br/>
The saurus!
    What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?
    The saurus!
  • Bro, you want this pamphlet?<br/>
Brochure!
    Bro, you want this pamphlet?
    Brochure!
  • To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
    To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!
  • Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?<br/>
Towels!
    Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
    Towels!
  • If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!<br/>
I'll batter them!
    If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!
    I'll batter them!
  • Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
    Pun in, ten dead!
  • What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<br/>
An egg!
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
    An egg!
  • What is the computer's favorite food?<br/>
Microchips!
    What is the computer's favorite food?
    Microchips!