|Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!|
|Why did the coffee file a police report? |
It got mugged!
|I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!|
|How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?|
None. That's a hardware problem!
|If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!|
|What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?|
|What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? |
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?|
Because they ran out of space!
|What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? |
Icy Dead People!