• How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?<br/>
Meat Patty!
    How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
    Meat Patty!
  • What's the tallest building in the world? <br/>
A library because they have the most stories!
    What's the tallest building in the world?
    A library because they have the most stories!
  • Just went to an emotional wedding.<br/>
Even the cake was in tiers!
    Just went to an emotional wedding.
    Even the cake was in tiers!
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br/>
A gummy bear!
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
  • A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;<br/>
But there was no Chemistry!
    A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship;
    But there was no Chemistry!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work.
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.
  • What do you call bears with no ears?<br/>
B!
    What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?<br/>
Bison!
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
    Bison!
  • How do you make an eggroll?<br/>
You push it!
    How do you make an eggroll?
    You push it!