• Why did the belt get locked up?<br/>

It held up a pair of pants!
    Why did the belt get locked up?
    It held up a pair of pants!
  • What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?<br/>

Nothing, it just gave a little wine!
    What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?
    Nothing, it just gave a little wine!
  • One state official to the other:<br/>
I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything!
    One state official to the other:
    I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything!
  • Why do people never eat clocks?<br/>
Because it's really time-consuming!
    Why do people never eat clocks?
    Because it's really time-consuming!
  • What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?<br/>
It gets toad away!
    What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
    It gets toad away!
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?<br />
Gummy Bear!
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Gummy Bear!
  • Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?<br/>
Because they're always stuffed.
    Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?
    Because they're always stuffed.
  • What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?<br/>
A red carnation!
    What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
    A red carnation!
  • Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus?
    He couldn't control his pupils!
  • Can a match box?<br/>
No, but a tin can!
    Can a match box?
    No, but a tin can!