• Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
    Man 2: No, let's play bridge!
  • Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot!
  • How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
    A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
  • How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually...
  • Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!
  • Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?
    Sure as long as there are no 'attachments'!
  • I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!
  • I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in!
  • I bet you Rs 43,284, you can't guess how much I owe my bookie!
  • I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house, and four people died.
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