|Why did the belt get locked up?|
It held up a pair of pants!
|What did the grape say when the elephant trod on it?|
Nothing, it just gave a little wine!
|One state official to the other:|
I don't know what people have against us. We haven't done anything!
|Why do people never eat clocks?|
Because it's really time-consuming!
|What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?|
It gets toad away!
|What do you call a bear with no teeth?|
|Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?|
Because they're always stuffed.
|What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?|
A red carnation!
|Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus?|
He couldn't control his pupils!
|Can a match box?|
No, but a tin can!