• Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!
    Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? <br/>
It got mugged!
    Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
  • How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. That's a hardware problem!
    How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. That's a hardware problem!
  • If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!
    If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!
  • What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?<br/>
Jurassic Pork!
    What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
    Jurassic Pork!
  • What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? <br/>
HeHe!
    What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
    HeHe!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!
  • Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?<br/>
Because they ran out of space!
    Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?
    Because they ran out of space!
  • What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? <br/>
Icy Dead People!
    What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common?
    Icy Dead People!