• He got a job in a prison library.<br/>
It had it's own prose and cons!
    He got a job in a prison library.
    It had it's own prose and cons!
  • Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?<br/>
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
    Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
    He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
  • Did you hear the joke about the pizza?<br/>
Nah it's too cheesy!
    Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
    Nah it's too cheesy!
  • What time did the man go to the dentist?<br/>
Tooth hurt-y!
    What time did the man go to the dentist?
    Tooth hurt-y!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?<br/>
Ext-inked!
    What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
    Ext-inked!
  • 
How do farmers party?<br/>
They turnip the beets!
    How do farmers party?
    They turnip the beets!
  • My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!<br/>
'Clearly a Joint Family'!
    My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!
    'Clearly a Joint Family'!
  • Well, to be Frank...<br/>
I'd have to change my name!
    Well, to be Frank...
    I'd have to change my name!
  • What do you call a reptilian detective? <br/>
An Investi-Gator!
    What do you call a reptilian detective?
    An Investi-Gator!
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!