|What kind of car does a rich cow drive? |
|What do you call an acid with an attitude?|
|Wanna hear joke bout construction?|
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
|How do trees access the internet? |
They log in!
|Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password. |
It's not stroganoff!
|How doctors propose on 14th Feb? |
"Will you BMI Valentine?"
|I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!|
|What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?|
|Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. |
|My friend David had lost his ID. |
Now he's just Dav!