|Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?|
Man 2: No, let's play bridge!
|Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot!|
|How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?|
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs!
|How does a funeral director sign his correspondence? Yours eventually...|
|Did your hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost? It blamed the cost of living!|
|Master, is it proper for a monk to use email?|
Sure as long as there are no 'attachments'!
|I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!|
|I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in!|
|I bet you Rs 43,284, you can't guess how much I owe my bookie!|
|I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house, and four people died.|