• My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!<br/>
'Clearly a Joint Family'!
    My niece calls me Ankle. I call her Knees!
    'Clearly a Joint Family'!
  • Well, to be Frank...<br/>
I'd have to change my name!
    Well, to be Frank...
    I'd have to change my name!
  • What do you call a reptilian detective? <br/>
An Investi-Gator!
    What do you call a reptilian detective?
    An Investi-Gator!
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
    What did the biologist wear on his first date?
    Designer genes!
  • What did a Sushi say to a Bee?  <br/>
Wasabi!
    What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
    Wasabi!
  • What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?  <br/>
Oh, sheet!
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh, sheet!
  • What kind of car does a rich cow drive? <br/>
A cattlelac!
    What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
    A cattlelac!
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude?<br/>
A-mean-oh-acid!
    What do you call an acid with an attitude?
    A-mean-oh-acid!
  • Wanna hear joke bout construction?<br/>
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
    Wanna hear joke bout construction?
    Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
  • How do trees access the internet? <br/>
They log in!
    How do trees access the internet?
    They log in!