• Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. <br/>
Eyeronic!
    Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
    Eyeronic!
  • My friend David had lost his ID. <br/>
Now he's just Dav!
    My friend David had lost his ID.
    Now he's just Dav!
  • Do you know why I make puns?<br/>
Because it's my respunsibility!
    Do you know why I make puns?
    Because it's my respunsibility!
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...<br/>
Then it just becomes a soap opera!
    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
    Then it just becomes a soap opera!
  • Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!
    Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? <br/>
It got mugged!
    Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
  • How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. That's a hardware problem!
    How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. That's a hardware problem!
  • If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!
    If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!
  • What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?<br/>
Jurassic Pork!
    What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?
    Jurassic Pork!