• What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?<br/>
Oh sheet!
    What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
    Oh sheet!
  • Why did the frog take the bus? <br/>
Because his car got toad!
    Why did the frog take the bus?
    Because his car got toad!
  • What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?<br/>
There was no reaction!
    What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?
    There was no reaction!
  • What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?<br/>
A pi-thon!
    What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
    A pi-thon!
  • Do you know any jokes about Sodium? <br/>
Na!
    Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
    Na!
  • I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. <br/>
I was like OMg!
    I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
    I was like OMg!
  • How often does one make chemistry jokes?<br/>
Periodically!
    How often does one make chemistry jokes?
    Periodically!
  • What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires - <br/>
`End of A. Nehra!`
    What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires -
    "End of A. Nehra!"
  • What can you make from baked beans and onions?<br/>
Tear Gas!
    What can you make from baked beans and onions?
    Tear Gas!
  • What happened to the plant in Math class?<br/>
It grew square roots!
    What happened to the plant in Math class?
    It grew square roots!
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