|If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!|
I'll batter them!
|Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.|
Pun in, ten dead!
|What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?|
|What is the computer's favorite food?|
|What do you call a whale with no pants on?|
|I use to date a tennis player...|
But love meant nothing to her!
|Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?|
|What do you call a laughing piano?|
|What's a vampire's favourite fruit?|
|What's green and not very heavy?|