• What do you call a bagel that flies? <br/>
A plane bagel!
    What do you call a bagel that flies?
    A plane bagel!
  • What do you do with a sick boat? <br/>
Take it to the dock!
    What do you do with a sick boat?
    Take it to the dock!
  • RIP boiling water. <br/>
You shall be mist!
    RIP boiling water.
    You shall be mist!
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
    With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
  • Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? <br/>
100 soles were lost!
    Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
    100 soles were lost!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/>
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
  • I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
    I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
  • How do billboards talk?<br/>
Sign language!
    How do billboards talk?
    Sign language!