|Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed?|
How could anyone stoop so low?
|How does the Easter Bunny travel?|
By hare plane!
|What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?|
|Bro, you want this pamphlet?|
|To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now!|
|Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?|
|If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today!|
I'll batter them!
|Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.|
Pun in, ten dead!
|What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?|
|What is the computer's favorite food?|