|What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?|
|Why did the frog take the bus? |
Because his car got toad!
|What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?|
There was no reaction!
|What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?|
|Do you know any jokes about Sodium? |
|I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. |
I was like OMg!
|How often does one make chemistry jokes?|
|What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires - |
"End of A. Nehra!"
|What can you make from baked beans and onions?|
|What happened to the plant in Math class?|
It grew square roots!