• I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.<br/>
I'm Ruthless!
    I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
    I'm Ruthless!
  • Where do birds meet for coffee?<br/>
Nest-cafe!
    Where do birds meet for coffee?
    Nest-cafe!
  • What is Dracula's favorite drink? <br/>
Bloody Mary!
    What is Dracula's favorite drink?
    Bloody Mary!
  • What do you call two chips in love?<br/>
A relationchip!
    What do you call two chips in love?
    A relationchip!
  • My new girlfriend works at the zoo. <br/>
I think she's a keeper!
    My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper!
  • I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
  • I used to have a job collecting leaves. <br/>
I was raking it in!
    I used to have a job collecting leaves.
    I was raking it in!
  • I never question myself.<br/>
Why should I start now?
    I never question myself.
    Why should I start now?
  • I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.<br/>
I just couldn't concentrate!
    I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
    I just couldn't concentrate!
  • Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were also ants!