|What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? |
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?|
Because they ran out of space!
|What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? |
Icy Dead People!
|What do you call a happy farmer? |
A jolly rancher!
|I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!|
|Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.|
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
|Have you ever tried to eat a clock?|
It's really time consuming!
|No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!|
|What do snowmen eat for breakfast? |