|How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?|
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
|What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?|
A reptile dysfunction!
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|Why did a blind man fall into a well?|
Because he couldn't see that well!
|A man tried to sell me a coffin...|
I told him that's the last thing I need!
|Best one-liner ever:|
"Can I call you back? My wife is driving!"
|Why did the banana go to the doctor? |
It wasn't peeling well!
|How does NASA organize parties? |
|What rooms do ghosts avoid? |
The living rooms!