|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?|
|What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?|
A reptile dysfunction!
|Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.|
They just don't work!
|I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.|
Things are really looking up!
|I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.|
|Where do birds meet for coffee?|
|What is Dracula's favorite drink? |
|What do you call two chips in love?|
|My new girlfriend works at the zoo. |
I think she's a keeper!
|I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. |
Then it clicked!