|My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.|
I had to put my foot down!
|Don't go bacon my heart.|
I couldn't if I fried!
|Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?|
|I blew up my Chemistry experiment.|
|Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?|
|What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?|
|If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?|
Hiss and Hearse!
|If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!|
|I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!|
|Do not trust atoms.|
They make up everything!