• What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? <br/>
HeHe!
    What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
    HeHe!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!
  • Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?<br/>
Because they ran out of space!
    Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?
    Because they ran out of space!
  • What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? <br/>
Icy Dead People!
    What does the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common?
    Icy Dead People!
  • What do you call a happy farmer? <br/>
A jolly rancher!
    What do you call a happy farmer?
    A jolly rancher!
  • I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!
    I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!
  • Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.<br/>
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
    Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
    The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock?<br/>
It's really time consuming!
    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
    It's really time consuming!
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!
    No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? <br/>

Snowflakes!
    What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes!