• Knock knock<br/>
Who's there?<br/>
Ash<br/>
Ash who?<br/>
Bless you!
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ash
    Ash who?
    Bless you!
  • How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
    How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
  • What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?<br/>
A reptile dysfunction!
    What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?
    A reptile dysfunction!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!
  • Why did a blind man fall into a well?<br/>
Because he couldn't see that well!
    Why did a blind man fall into a well?
    Because he couldn't see that well!
  • A man tried to sell me a coffin...<br/>
I told him that's the last thing I need!
    A man tried to sell me a coffin...
    I told him that's the last thing I need!
  • Best one-liner ever:<br/>
`Can I call you back? My wife is driving!`
    Best one-liner ever:
    "Can I call you back? My wife is driving!"
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? <br/>
It wasn't peeling well!
    Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well!
  • How does NASA organize parties?  <br/>
They planet!
    How does NASA organize parties?
    They planet!
  • What rooms do ghosts avoid? <br/>
The living rooms!
    What rooms do ghosts avoid?
    The living rooms!