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Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?
Mascarpone! -
I blew up my Chemistry experiment.
Oxidants happen! -
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore! -
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
Maybe! -
If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?
Hiss and Hearse! -
If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony! -
I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked! -
Do not trust atoms.
They make up everything! -
How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?
It went OK! -
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!