|I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.|
|Where do birds meet for coffee?|
|What is Dracula's favorite drink? |
|What do you call two chips in love?|
|My new girlfriend works at the zoo. |
I think she's a keeper!
|I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. |
Then it clicked!
|I used to have a job collecting leaves. |
I was raking it in!
|I never question myself.|
Why should I start now?
|I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.|
I just couldn't concentrate!
|Why was the baby ant confused?|
Because all of his uncles were also ants!