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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react! -
What's blue that doesn't weigh much?
Light Blue! -
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work! -
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work! -
What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
Pizza Hut! -
Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted! -
What do Mexican clocks say?
Tick taco! -
What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment! -
On my tombstone, I want it written:
In the end there was no key to life, just this box! -
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work!