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I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
I'm Ruthless! -
Where do birds meet for coffee?
Nest-cafe! -
What is Dracula's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary! -
What do you call two chips in love?
A relationchip! -
My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
I think she's a keeper! -
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Then it clicked! -
I used to have a job collecting leaves.
I was raking it in! -
I never question myself.
Why should I start now? -
I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
I just couldn't concentrate! -
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were also ants!