• Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says `We don't serve noble gases in here.` <br/>
Helium doesn't react!
    Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
    Helium doesn't react!
  • What's blue that doesn't weigh much?<br/>
Light Blue!
    What's blue that doesn't weigh much?
    Light Blue!
  • Why do cows wear bells? <br/>
Because their horns don't work!
    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. <br/>
They just don't work!
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way? <br/>
Pizza Hut!
    What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way?
    Pizza Hut!
  • Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!
    Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!
  • What do Mexican clocks say? <br/>
Tick taco!
    What do Mexican clocks say?
    Tick taco!
  • What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? <br/>
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
    What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?
    For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
  • On my tombstone, I want it written:<br/>
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
    On my tombstone, I want it written:
    In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!