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  • What do you call a bagel that flies? <br/> A plane bagel!
    What do you call a bagel that flies?
    A plane bagel!
    One-liners / Funny
  • What do you do with a sick boat? <br/> Take it to the dock!
    What do you do with a sick boat?
    Take it to the dock!
    One-liners / Funny
  • RIP boiling water. <br/> You shall be mist!
    RIP boiling water.
    You shall be mist!
    One-liners
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/> Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
    One-liners / Funny
  • With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
    With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
    One-liners
  • Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? <br/> 100 soles were lost!
    Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
    100 soles were lost!
    One-liners
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/> A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
    One-liners / Funny
  • There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/> Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
    One-liners
  • I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
    I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
    One-liners
  • How do billboards talk?<br/> Sign language!
    How do billboards talk?
    Sign language!
    One-liners / Funny
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