Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse? Mascarpone! |
I blew up my Chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen! |
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore! |
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? Maybe! |
If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say? Hiss and Hearse! |
If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony! |
I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked! |
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything! |
How did the date between oxygen and potassium go? It went OK! |
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller! |