• I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
  • I used to have a job collecting leaves. <br/>
I was raking it in!
    I used to have a job collecting leaves.
    I was raking it in!
  • I never question myself.<br/>
Why should I start now?
    I never question myself.
    Why should I start now?
  • I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.<br/>
I just couldn't concentrate!
    I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
    I just couldn't concentrate!
  • Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were also ants!
  • My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.<br/>
I had to put my foot down!
    My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
    I had to put my foot down!
  • Don't go bacon my heart.<br/>
I couldn't if I fried!
    Don't go bacon my heart.
    I couldn't if I fried!
  • Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?<br/>
Mascarpone!
    Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?
    Mascarpone!
  • I blew up my Chemistry experiment.<br/>
Oxidants happen!
    I blew up my Chemistry experiment.
    Oxidants happen!
  • Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?<br/>
Mount Rushmore!
    Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
    Mount Rushmore!