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Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs?
It went over their heads! -
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle! -
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle! -
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequila! -
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
A reptile dysfunction! -
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
They just don't work! -
I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.
Things are really looking up! -
I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
I'm Ruthless! -
Where do birds meet for coffee?
Nest-cafe! -
What is Dracula's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary!