|Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!|
|Bliss is when you have no problems from your Kids, Knees & Kidneys!|
|When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.|
When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.|
She's the gratist!
|What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?|
|I forgot to go to the gym today.|
That's 3 years in a row now!
|What do you call three trees?|
|It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally!|
|Why don't programmers like nature? |
It has too many bugs!
|I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!|