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What is Dracula's favorite drink?
Bloody Mary! -
What do you call two chips in love?
A relationchip! -
My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
I think she's a keeper! -
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
Then it clicked! -
I used to have a job collecting leaves.
I was raking it in! -
I never question myself.
Why should I start now? -
I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.
I just couldn't concentrate! -
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were also ants! -
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down! -
Don't go bacon my heart.
I couldn't if I fried!