• What kind of car does a rich cow drive? <br/>
A cattlelac!
    What kind of car does a rich cow drive?
    A cattlelac!
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude?<br/>
A-mean-oh-acid!
    What do you call an acid with an attitude?
    A-mean-oh-acid!
  • Wanna hear joke bout construction?<br/>
Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
    Wanna hear joke bout construction?
    Give me a minute, I'm still workin' on it!
  • How do trees access the internet? <br/>
They log in!
    How do trees access the internet?
    They log in!
  • Apparently, you can't use `beefstew` as a password. <br/>
It's not stroganoff!
    Apparently, you can't use "beefstew" as a password.
    It's not stroganoff!
  • How doctors propose on 14th Feb? <br/>
`Will you BMI Valentine?`
    How doctors propose on 14th Feb?
    "Will you BMI Valentine?"
  • I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
    I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!
  • What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?<br/>
Humphree!
    What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?
    Humphree!
  • Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. <br/>
Eyeronic!
    Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
    Eyeronic!
  • My friend David had lost his ID. <br/>
Now he's just Dav!
    My friend David had lost his ID.
    Now he's just Dav!