|Can a match box?|
No, but a tin can!
|What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?|
It was given two consecutive sentences!
|What do you call a belt with a watch on it?|
A waist of time!
|Why did the man run around his bed?|
To catch up on his sleep!
|What comes after Billions?|
|Why was the broom late?|
It over swept!
|What do they say at a dog wedding?|
"You may sniff the bride!"
|I found a spider living in my keyboard.|
It's OK, It's under Ctrl!
|Why do fish live in saltwater?|
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
|What do calenders eat?|