|What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?|
|If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?|
Hiss and Hearse!
|If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!|
|I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!|
|Do not trust atoms.|
They make up everything!
|How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?|
It went OK!
|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|What kind of shoes do artists wear?|
|Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!|
|What do you call a bagel that flies? |
A plane bagel!