|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.|
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
|I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!|
|How do billboards talk?|
|How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?|
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
|What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?|
A reptile dysfunction!
|How do you cut the ocean in half?|
Use a sea saw!
|Why did a blind man fall into a well?|
Because he couldn't see that well!
|A man tried to sell me a coffin...|
I told him that's the last thing I need!