• What do Mexican clocks say? <br/>
Tick taco!
    What do Mexican clocks say?
    Tick taco!
  • What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? <br/>
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
    What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?
    For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
  • On my tombstone, I want it written:<br/>
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
    On my tombstone, I want it written:
    In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • He got a job in a prison library.<br/>
It had it's own prose and cons!
    He got a job in a prison library.
    It had it's own prose and cons!
  • Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?<br/>
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
    Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
    He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
  • Did you hear the joke about the pizza?<br/>
Nah it's too cheesy!
    Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
    Nah it's too cheesy!
  • What time did the man go to the dentist?<br/>
Tooth hurt-y!
    What time did the man go to the dentist?
    Tooth hurt-y!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?<br/>
Ext-inked!
    What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?
    Ext-inked!
  • 
How do farmers party?<br/>
They turnip the beets!
    How do farmers party?
    They turnip the beets!