• What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?<br/>
Maybe!
    What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
    Maybe!
  • If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?<br/>
Hiss and Hearse!
    If a snake married a mortician, what would their bath towels say?
    Hiss and Hearse!
  • If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!
    If you don't like musical puns... you have my symphony!
  • I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!
    I tried to get reservations to a library, but they were completely booked!
  • Do not trust atoms.<br/>
They make up everything!
    Do not trust atoms.
    They make up everything!
  • How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?<br/>
It went OK!
    How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?
    It went OK!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • What kind of shoes do artists wear?<br/>
SKETCHERS!
    What kind of shoes do artists wear?
    SKETCHERS!
  • Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
    Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
  • What do you call a bagel that flies? <br/>
A plane bagel!
    What do you call a bagel that flies?
    A plane bagel!