• What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/>
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
  • I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
    I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!
  • How do billboards talk?<br/>
Sign language!
    How do billboards talk?
    Sign language!
  • Knock knock<br/>
Who's there?<br/>
Ash<br/>
Ash who?<br/>
Bless you!
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ash
    Ash who?
    Bless you!
  • How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
    How many WH advisers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. Trump prefers to keep them in the dark!
  • What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?<br/>
A reptile dysfunction!
    What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?
    A reptile dysfunction!
  • How do you cut the ocean in half?<br/>
Use a sea saw!
    How do you cut the ocean in half?
    Use a sea saw!
  • Why did a blind man fall into a well?<br/>
Because he couldn't see that well!
    Why did a blind man fall into a well?
    Because he couldn't see that well!
  • A man tried to sell me a coffin...<br/>
I told him that's the last thing I need!
    A man tried to sell me a coffin...
    I told him that's the last thing I need!