• What do you call bears with no ears?<br/>
B!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?<br/>
Bison!Upload to Facebook
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
    Bison!
  • How do you make an eggroll?<br/>
You push it!Upload to Facebook
    How do you make an eggroll?
    You push it!
  • How does NASA organize a party?<br/>
They planet!Upload to Facebook
    How does NASA organize a party?
    They planet!
  • What is a pirate's favorite letter? <br/>
It would be C!Upload to Facebook
    What is a pirate's favorite letter?
    It would be C!
  • What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? <br/>
De-bate!Upload to Facebook
    What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
    De-bate!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!Upload to Facebook
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
  • Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?<br/>
He was a dumbbell!Upload to Facebook
    Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
    He was a dumbbell!
  • What type of dogs won't chase cows? <br/>
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!Upload to Facebook
    What type of dogs won't chase cows?
    A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. <br/>
It's impossible to put down!Upload to Facebook
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
    It's impossible to put down!
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