• Can a match box?<br/>
No, but a tin can!
    Can a match box?
    No, but a tin can!
  • What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
    It was given two consecutive sentences!
  • What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A waist of time!
  • Why did the man run around his bed?
    To catch up on his sleep!
  • What comes after Billions?
    The IRS
  • Why was the broom late?
    It over swept!
  • What do they say at a dog wedding?<br/>
`You may sniff the bride!`
    What do they say at a dog wedding?
    "You may sniff the bride!"
  • I found a spider living in my keyboard.<br/>
It's OK, It's under Ctrl!
    I found a spider living in my keyboard.
    It's OK, It's under Ctrl!
  • Why do fish live in saltwater?<br/>
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
    Why do fish live in saltwater?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze!
  • What do calenders eat?<br/>
Dates!
    What do calenders eat?
    Dates!
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