|What do you call two chips in love?|
|My new girlfriend works at the zoo. |
I think she's a keeper!
|I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. |
Then it clicked!
|I used to have a job collecting leaves. |
I was raking it in!
|I never question myself.|
Why should I start now?
|I had to quit my job at the orange juice factory.|
I just couldn't concentrate!
|Why was the baby ant confused?|
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
|My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.|
I had to put my foot down!
|Don't go bacon my heart.|
I couldn't if I fried!
|Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?|