|What do you call bears with no ears?|
|What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?|
|How do you make an eggroll?|
You push it!
|How does NASA organize a party?|
|What is a pirate's favorite letter? |
It would be C!
|What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? |
|What grows under your nose?|
|Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?|
He was a dumbbell!
|What type of dogs won't chase cows? |
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
|I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. |
It's impossible to put down!