|What do Mexican clocks say? |
|What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? |
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
|On my tombstone, I want it written:|
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!
|Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.|
They just don't work!
|He got a job in a prison library.|
It had it's own prose and cons!
|Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?|
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint!
|Did you hear the joke about the pizza?|
Nah it's too cheesy!
|What time did the man go to the dentist?|
|What do you call a dinosaur with a tattoo?|
How do farmers party?|
They turnip the beets!