|What do you call a bagel that flies? |
A plane bagel!
|What do you do with a sick boat? |
Take it to the dock!
|RIP boiling water. |
You shall be mist!
|Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?|
Because he couldn't concentrate!
|With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!|
|Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? |
100 soles were lost!
|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.|
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
|I'd tell you a steak joke but they're never well done!|
|How do billboards talk?|