|Do not trust atoms.|
They make up everything!
|How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?|
It went OK!
|What do you call a fat psychic? |
A four-chin teller!
|What kind of shoes do artists wear?|
|Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!|
|What do you call a bagel that flies? |
A plane bagel!
|What do you do with a sick boat? |
Take it to the dock!
|RIP boiling water. |
You shall be mist!
|Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?|
Because he couldn't concentrate!
|With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!|