• Do not trust atoms.<br/>
They make up everything!
    Do not trust atoms.
    They make up everything!
  • How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?<br/>
It went OK!
    How did the date between oxygen and potassium go?
    It went OK!
  • What do you call a fat psychic? <br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!
  • What kind of shoes do artists wear?<br/>
SKETCHERS!
    What kind of shoes do artists wear?
    SKETCHERS!
  • Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
    Any joke is a one-liner if the notebook you write it in is wide enough!
  • What do you call a bagel that flies? <br/>
A plane bagel!
    What do you call a bagel that flies?
    A plane bagel!
  • What do you do with a sick boat? <br/>
Take it to the dock!
    What do you do with a sick boat?
    Take it to the dock!
  • RIP boiling water. <br/>
You shall be mist!
    RIP boiling water.
    You shall be mist!
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
    With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!