• What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? <br/>
A father-in-law!
    What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
    A father-in-law!
  • Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!
    Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!
  • Bliss is when you have no problems from your Kids, Knees & Kidneys!
    Bliss is when you have no problems from your Kids, Knees & Kidneys!
  • When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.<br/>
Byelingual!
    When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.
    Byelingual!
  • 
When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.<br/>
She's the gratist!
    When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.
    She's the gratist!
  • What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?<br/>
Mitosis!
    What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
    Mitosis!
  • I forgot to go to the gym today.<br/>
That's 3 years in a row now!
    I forgot to go to the gym today.
    That's 3 years in a row now!
  • What do you call three trees?<br/>
A tree-o!
    What do you call three trees?
    A tree-o!
  • It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally!
    It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally!
  • Why don't programmers like nature? <br/>
It has too many bugs!
    Why don't programmers like nature?
    It has too many bugs!