|What do you call sad coffee?|
|What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?|
A: Lazy bones!
|What kind of robbery is least dangerous?|
A safe robbery!
|A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.|
"Are you the friar", he asks.
"No. I'm the chip monk", he replies.
|Soldier: The bullet struck my head and went careening into space.|
Friend: You're being candid about it, anyway!
|Sea Captain: There is no hope! The ship is doomed! In an hour we will all be dead!|
Seasick Passenger: Thank God!
|The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children!|
|Boy: Have you seen my pills? They 're labelled LSD.|
Grandmother: Never mind about your pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?`
|Did you hear about the two Mexican firefighters- Jose and Hose B?|
|Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?|
Man 2: No, let's play bridge!