|What rooms do ghosts avoid? |
The living rooms!
|Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here." |
Helium doesn't react!
|What's blue that doesn't weigh much?|
|Why do cows wear bells? |
Because their horns don't work!
|Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. |
They just don't work!
|What did the garlic bread say to the pizza who was blocking its way? |
|Two peanuts walked out of a bar, one was assaulted!|
|What do Mexican clocks say? |
|What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? |
For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment!
|On my tombstone, I want it written:|
In the end there was no key to life, just this box!