Pappu SMS

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Pappu: My teacher is really crazy. 
Pinky: What did she do? 
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.
Pinky: What did she do?
Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'! 
Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time. 
Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you? 
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu:: I'd like to kiss you until you hollered 'Stop'!
Girl: Well, I guess you picked the wrong girl this time.
Pappu: You mean you won't let me kiss you?
Girl: No, I mean I wouldn't holler 'Stop'!
Pappu to his girlfriend, 'Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven.' 
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
The moon was shining brightly. 
'Dear, give me a kiss,' said Pappu to his girlfriend. 
Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man. 
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
The moon was shining brightly.
"Dear, give me a kiss," said Pappu to his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: But I've never kissed a man.
Pappu: Then we must be made for one another - neither have I!
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality. 
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality.
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Both keep turning the book's pages without reading!
Pappu: Guddi, you remind me of of brown sugar.
Guddi: How come Pappu?
Pappu: You're so sweet and so unrefined!
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady. 
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee? 
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Sunny Leone: 'Ragini Mms 2' Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi. 
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Sunny Leone: "Ragini Mms 2" Mein Main Sab Ko Dara Dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha... Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Ya Papa Na Aa Jayein!
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.<br/>
Now give a relevant example.<br/>
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
Teacher says to Pappu, In Algebra A = B & B = C. It means A = C.
Now give a relevant example.
Pappu: Sir, I love You and You love your daughter, it means that I love your daughter!
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married. 
Bunty: How do you know? 
Pappu: I've asked them!
Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them!

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