• Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
    Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
  • Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?<br/>
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
    Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
  • Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?<br/>
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
    Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
  • Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, sir.<br/>
Principal: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Pappu: Nothing, sir.
    Principal: Exactly!
  • Teacher: Where is your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
  • English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.<br/>
Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!Upload to Facebook
    English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.
    Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!
  • Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?
    Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
  • Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
  • Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
  • Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
    Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
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