• Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Batao 'A' Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
    Pappu: A Kya Bolti Tu!
  • <b>During Maths Class:</b><br/>
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!Upload to Facebook
    During Maths Class:
    Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is the value of X?
    Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Wo Meri!
  • Teacher: What is Life Cycle?
    Pappu: It's Hard to pedal a cycle, so we shift to a bike... then we shift to more comfort, we buy a car... because of that we develop a tummy and join the Gym. In the Gym, they again give you a cycle... this is called a "Life Cycle"!
  • Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?<br/>
Pappu: You told me to surprise you!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
    Pappu: You told me to surprise you!
  • Teacher: When was Rome built?<br/>
Pappu: At night.<br/>
Teacher: How can you say that?<br/>
Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When was Rome built?
    Pappu: At night.
    Teacher: How can you say that?
    Pappu: Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
  • Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Till what time have you been sleeping?
    Pappu: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
  • Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?<br/>
Pappu: RangRussiaUpload to Facebook
    Bunty: What would you call the colourful Russia?
    Pappu: RangRussia
  • Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.<br/>
Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...<br/>
Pappu: Aapki Beti!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Kanjus Kise Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: Jo 100 Messages Send Karne Par Bhi Reply Nahi Kare.
    Teacher: Very Good, Ek Example Batao...
    Pappu: Aapki Beti!
  • Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya,
Aur Bola, <br/>`Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!`Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola,
    "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
  • Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?<br/>
Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.<br/>
Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Mini: Another bad pic. Baby am I ugly?
    Pappu: No, You are beautiful baby. Bas Photographer Bewkoof Hai Tumhara.
    Mini: But Yeh To Selfie Hai!
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