|Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?|
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
|Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.|
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
|Teacher: What is a noun?|
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
|Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?|
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
|Pappu: What do you think of 35A?|
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
|Pappu: You look like my wife.|
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
|Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?|
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
|Pappu: Dad, where is mom?|
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
|Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?|
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
|Pappu: You are my drug.|
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!