|A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"|
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
|Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.|
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!
|Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?|
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?|
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
|Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.|
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
|A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"|
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
|Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?|
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
|Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind.|
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
|Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.|
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
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