• Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
  • Teacher: Why your paper is blank?<br/>
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
    Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.<br/>

Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.<br/>
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.
    Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
    Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!
  • Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.<br/>
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?<br/>
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
    Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
    Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
  • Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?<br/>
Pappu: How much time I have?<br/>
Teacher: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?
    Pappu: How much time I have?
    Teacher: Why?
    Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
  • Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
    Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
  • Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?<br/>
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?
    Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
  • Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?<br/>
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?
    Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
  • Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?<br/>
Pappu: Nothing, sir.<br/>
Principal: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
    Pappu: Nothing, sir.
    Principal: Exactly!
  • Teacher: Where is your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
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