Pappu SMS

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Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?<br/>
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.<br/>
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.<br/>
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. 
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? 
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind. 
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind.
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
'Pappu Pappu' 
'Yes Papa' 
'Watching movies?' 
'No Papa' 
'Watching videos?!' 
'No Papa' 
'Show me Browser History' 
'Ha Ha Ha!'
"Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"
Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.
Bunty: It's pretty sad.
Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.<br/>
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!

Quotes

The object of teaching a child is to enable them to get along without their teacher.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes!