• Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?
    Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
  • Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
  • Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
  • Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
    Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
  • Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?<br/>
Pappu: A has a point!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?
    Pappu: A has a point!
  • Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
    Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
  • Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.<br/>
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
    Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
    Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
  • Pappu chatting with a girl:<br/>
Pappu: Hi, who are you?<br/>
Girl: I am a `mystery` girl.<br/>
Pappu: Toh Hamare  Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu chatting with a girl:
    Pappu: Hi, who are you?
    Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
    Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
  • Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?<br/>
Pappu: CA<br/>
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?<br/>
Pappu: Har Saal!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?
    Pappu: CA
    Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
    Pappu: Har Saal!
  • Girlfriend: Will you marry me?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Girlfriend: When?
    Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
    Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
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