Pappu SMS

Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!

Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie,
"Let's hope it's something we've seen"!

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?"
Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.
Pappu: And Photoshop on your face!

A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:
"Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."

Jeeto sent a note back:
"Please advise solution, father has same problem!"

Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him".
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.

Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement.
Girl: Delete my number.
Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!

Pappu: I finally found the root of all my problems.
Bunty: And if I may know, what's it?
Pappu: My birth!

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