• Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,<br />
`There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya.`<br />

Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
    "There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
    Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
  • An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,<br/>
`Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?`Upload to Facebook
    An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
    "Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
  • Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
  • Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.<br/>
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
    Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
  • Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.<br />

Bunty: How's that possible?<br />

Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
    Bunty: How's that possible?
    Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
  • Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?<br />
Pappu: Finding half a worm!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Pappu: Finding half a worm!
  • Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.<br />
Santa: How do you know him?<br />
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.<br />
Santa: Could you spell that please?<br />
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
    Santa: How do you know him?
    Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
    Santa: Could you spell that please?
    Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
  • Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.<br/>
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?<br/>
Pappu: It was his lunch money!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
    Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
    Pappu: It was his lunch money!
  • Pappu: I can tell the future.<br />
Bunty: Really?<br />
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.<br />
Bunty: What is it?<br />
Pappu: Love all!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I can tell the future.
    Bunty: Really?
    Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
    Bunty: What is it?
    Pappu: Love all!
  • Teacher: Why are the `Middle Ages` sometimes called the `Dark Ages`?<br />
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
    Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
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