• Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
    Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
    Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
  • Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?<br/>
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.<br/>
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
    Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
    Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
    Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
  • Teacher: Why are you late?<br/>
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
  • Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.<br/>
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?<br/>
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
    Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
    Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
    Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
  • Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
    Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
    Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
  • Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.<br/>
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
    Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
    Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
  • Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Just sell it!
    Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: Just sell it!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Pappu: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
    Pappu: Quarantine.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!