|Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?|
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
|Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.|
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
|"You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.|
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
Teacher: Please explain yourself.
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
|Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?|
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
|Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?|
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
|Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.|
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
|Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick.|
Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick."
He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
|Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?|
Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world.
Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
|Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?|
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
Pinky: Who are the fellows?
Pappu: Bunty and me!