|After an emotional hug:|
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
|Pappu: I'm through with that girl.|
Bunty: Oh, why?
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
|Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?|
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
|Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
|Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?|
Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
Teacher: Didn't get you.
Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
|Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?|
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
|During a text message conversation:|
Pappu: I love you.
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
|Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?|
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
|Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.|
Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!