|English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
|Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?|
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
|Teacher: Count from 1 to 10|
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
|Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?|
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
|Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?|
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
|Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?|
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
|Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?|
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
|Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.|
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
|Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?|
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir!