• Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
    Teacher: Define alcohol.
    Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
  • Teacher: Where's your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
  • Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
    Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
    Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
  • Bunty: What makes life so difficult?<br/>
Pappu: I think people!
    Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
    Pappu: I think people!
  • Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?<br/>
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
    Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
    Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
  • Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?<br/>
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
    Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
    Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
  • Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?<br/>
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
    Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
    Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
  • Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.<br/>
Bunty: Hua Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, `Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!`
    Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
    Bunty: What happened?
    Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
    Bunty: Hua Kya?
    Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
  • Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
    Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
  • Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?<br/>
Pappu: Definitely a joke!
    Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
    Pappu: Definitely a joke!