• <b>Pappu at a shop</b><br/>
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?<br/>
Salesman: Haan Hai.<br/>
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shop
    Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
    Salesman: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
  • Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
    Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!
  • Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.<br/>
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.
    Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
    Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
  • Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.<br/>
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?<br/>
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.
    Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
    Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
  • Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
  • Teacher: Why your paper is blank?<br/>
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
    Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.<br/>

Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.<br/>
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.
    Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
    Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!
  • Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.<br/>
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?<br/>
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.
    Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
    Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
  • Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?<br/>
Pappu: How much time I have?<br/>
Teacher: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?
    Pappu: How much time I have?
    Teacher: Why?
    Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
  • Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.
    Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
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