• Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
    Bunty: Eggs.
    Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
    Raju: Bacon!
    Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
    Pappu: Homework!
  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
    Pappu: Kiss
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
  • Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
    Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
  • `You cannot get eggs without hens`, said the teacher stressing the point.<br/>
Pappu: M'am, my dad can.<br/>
Teacher: Please explain yourself.<br/>
Pappu: He keeps ducks!
    "You cannot get eggs without hens", said the teacher stressing the point.
    Pappu: M'am, my dad can.
    Teacher: Please explain yourself.
    Pappu: He keeps ducks!
  • Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?<br />
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?<br />
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
    Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
    Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
    Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
  • Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?<br />
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
    Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
    Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
  • Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.<br />
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
    Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.
    Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
  • Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick.
    Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick."
    He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
  • Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?
    Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world.
    Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
  • Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?<br />
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.<br />
Pinky: Who are the fellows?<br />
Pappu: Bunty and me!
    Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?
    Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
    Pinky: Who are the fellows?
    Pappu: Bunty and me!
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