|A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"|
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
|Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.|
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!
|Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?|
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?|
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
|Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.|
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!