Pappu SMS

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Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'm,  I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.<br/>
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?<br/>
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? 
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu. 
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you? 
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? 
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.<br/>
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Teacher: What's two plus three? 
Pappu: : Five. 
Teacher: Good. 
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!
Teacher: What's two plus three?
Pappu: : Five.
Teacher: Good.
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. 
Bunty: Wonder what? 
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.
Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? 
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!

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