Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
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Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl.
Bunty: Then what's the problem?
Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!
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Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?
Pappu: Kiss.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
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A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
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Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!
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Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
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Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
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Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
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A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
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Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
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