|Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis?|
Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today!
|Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.|
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you.
|Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,|
"Bike still for sale?"
Pappu: Yes, it is.
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over!
|Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.|
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
|Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.|
Pappu: Got Jio Sim!
|Pappu: I can't sleep at night?|
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim!
|Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.|
Bunty: What is that?
|Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?|
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery!
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir!
|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?|
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain!