• Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
    Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
    Pappu: Kyun?
    Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
    Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
  • Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
    Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
    Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
  • Teacher: What is a noun?<br/>
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
    Teacher: What is a noun?
    Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
    Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
  • Pappu: What do you think of 35A?<br/>
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?<br/>
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
    Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
    Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
    Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
  • Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
    Pappu: You look like my wife.
    Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
    Pappu: I'm not married yet!
  • Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?<br/>
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
    Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
    Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
    Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!
  • Pappu: Dad, where is mom?<br/>
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?<br/>
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.<br/>
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?<br/>
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
    Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
    Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
    Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
    Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
    Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!
  • Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?<br/>
Pappu: In other nation.<br/>
Bunty: Which nation?<br/>
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
    Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
    Pappu: In other nation.
    Bunty: Which nation?
    Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!
  • Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
    Pappu: You are my drug.
    Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
    Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!