|Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."|
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
|Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?|
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
|Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?|
|Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?|
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
|Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?|
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|Teacher: Please name two pronouns.|
Pappu: Who? Me?
|Girl: I am a chef.|
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
|Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?|
Pappu: You're both.
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
|Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?|
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!