• Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!
  • Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.<br/>
Pappu laughing<br/>
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?<br/>
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.
    Pappu laughing
    Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
    Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet!
  • Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.<br/>
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?<br/>
Pappu: Success, I want success!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.
    Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
    Pappu: Success, I want success!
  • A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant.<br/>
Girl: Hi!<br/>
Pappu: Hi!<br/>
Girl: Are you alone here?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Girl: OK, good because I need this chair!Upload to Facebook
    A girl walks to Pappu in a restaurant.
    Girl: Hi!
    Pappu: Hi!
    Girl: Are you alone here?
    Pappu: Yes.
    Girl: OK, good because I need this chair!
  • Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.<br/>
Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?<br/>
Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?<br/>
Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM.
    Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class?
    Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting?
    Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!
  • Pappu went to Police Station.<br/>
Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?<br/>
Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.<br/>
Inspector: Kab Se?<br/>
Pappu: Bachpan Se!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu went to Police Station.
    Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari?
    Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi.
    Inspector: Kab Se?
    Pappu: Bachpan Se!
  • Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.<br/>
Pappu:  Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'.
    Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!
  • Pappu: I love you<br/>
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I love you
    Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun, Bas!
  • Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.<br/>
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.<br/>
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
    Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
    Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
    Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!
  • <b>Pappu at a shop</b><br/>
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?<br/>
Salesman: Haan Hai.<br/>
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu at a shop
    Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
    Salesman: Haan Hai.
    Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
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