|Pappu: I love you.|
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
|Bunty: What is the difference between a girl's argument and a knife?|
Pappu: A has a point!
|Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.|
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
|Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.|
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
|Pappu chatting with a girl:|
Pappu: Hi, who are you?
Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
|Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?|
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal!
|Girlfriend: Will you marry me?|
Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
|Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.|
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
|Aunty: Beta Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Ho Tum!|
Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha!