|Teacher: What is a Barometer?|
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
|Bunty: I want a Tank.|
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
|Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?|
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
|Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.|
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
|Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.|
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
|Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.|
Bunty: Combine them.
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!
|Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!|
Police: Where are you?
Pappu: At the cemetery!
|Bunty: Do you have any superpower?|
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!
|Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?|
Pappu: When my father sees my report card!
|Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.|
Santa: What? Why?
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"