• Bunty: Why are you so lazy?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
    Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
  • Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
  • Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.<br/>
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
    Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
  • Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?<br/>
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.<br/>
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
    Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
    Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?<br/>
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.<br/>
Pappu: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
    Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
    Pappu: Exactly!
  • Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?<br/>
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
    Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
  • Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
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