• Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?<br />
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
    Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
  • Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. `You're so stupid`, said Pappu.<br/>
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.<br/>
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.
    Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
    Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
  • Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.<br/>
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
    Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
  • Pappu: Please get well soon!<br/>
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.<br/>
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Please get well soon!
    Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
    Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
  • Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?<br/>
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...<br/>
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
    Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...
    Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
  • Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the S!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
    Pappu: Even.
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Pappu: Remove the S!
  • Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.<br />

Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
    Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
  • After an emotional hug:<br/>
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.<br/>
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!Upload to Facebook
    After an emotional hug:
    Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
    Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
  • Pappu: I'm through with that girl.<br />
Bunty: Oh, why?<br />
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.<br />
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?<br />
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
    Bunty: Oh, why?
    Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
    Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
    Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
  • Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?<br/>
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
    Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
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