• Pappu: I can tell the future.<br />
Bunty: Really?<br />
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.<br />
Bunty: What is it?<br />
Pappu: Love all!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I can tell the future.
    Bunty: Really?
    Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
    Bunty: What is it?
    Pappu: Love all!
  • Teacher: Why are the `Middle Ages` sometimes called the `Dark Ages`?<br />
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
    Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
  • Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.<br />
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
    Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
  • Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.<br/> 
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.
    Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
  • Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?<br />
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
    Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
  • Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. `You're so stupid`, said Pappu.<br/>
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.<br/>
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.
    Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
    Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
  • Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.<br/>
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.
    Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
  • Pappu: Please get well soon!<br/>
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.<br/>
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Please get well soon!
    Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
    Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
  • Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?<br/>
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...<br/>
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?
    Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...
    Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
  • Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the S!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
    Pappu: Even.
    Teacher: How can you make seven even?
    Pappu: Remove the S!
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