• Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.<br/>
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.
    Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
  • Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.<br />

Bunty: How's that possible?<br />

Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
    Bunty: How's that possible?
    Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
  • Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?<br />
Pappu: Finding half a worm!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Pappu: Finding half a worm!
  • Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.<br />
Santa: How do you know him?<br />
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.<br />
Santa: Could you spell that please?<br />
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.
    Santa: How do you know him?
    Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
    Santa: Could you spell that please?
    Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
  • Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.<br/>
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?<br/>
Pappu: It was his lunch money!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
    Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
    Pappu: It was his lunch money!
  • Pappu: I can tell the future.<br />
Bunty: Really?<br />
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.<br />
Bunty: What is it?<br />
Pappu: Love all!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I can tell the future.
    Bunty: Really?
    Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
    Bunty: What is it?
    Pappu: Love all!
  • Teacher: Why are the `Middle Ages` sometimes called the `Dark Ages`?<br />
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?
    Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
  • Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.<br />
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.
    Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
  • Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.<br/> 
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.
    Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
  • Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?<br />
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?
    Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
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