|Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl.|
Bunty: Then what's the problem?
Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
|A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"|
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
|Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.|
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!
|Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?|
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
|Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today?|
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
|Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.|
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
|A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"|
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
|Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?|
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
|Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind.|
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?