|Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.|
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
|Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?|
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
|Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?|
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
|Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?|
Pappu: Nothing, sir.
|Teacher: Where is your homework?|
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
|English Teacher: Form a sentence using the word aftermath.|
Pappu: I always feel sleepy after math class!
|Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai?|
Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
|Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?|
Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
|Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend.|
Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
|Pappu: I love you.|
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!