• Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?<br/>
Pappu: Kutta.<br/>
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
    Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
    Pappu: Kutta.
    Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
    Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
  • Teacher: What is 1+1?<br/>
Pappu: Happy Hours!
    Teacher: What is 1+1?
    Pappu: Happy Hours!
  • Girl: What are you looking at?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
    Girl: What are you looking at?
    Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
  • Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!
    Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!
  • Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!
  • Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.<br/>
Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.<br/>
Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
    Pappu to a girl: Let me drop you, girl.
    Girl: No, I don't go with strangers.
    Pappu: Achha Toh Saare Autowale Tere Bhai Hain Kya?
  • Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
    Pappu: I love how music can take you to another place.
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: For example, Himesh Reshamiya was playing in that cafe so I went to a different cafe!
  • Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I Love You!
    Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: I Love You!
  • Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?<br/>
Pappu: CNBC.<br/>
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?<br/>
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
    Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?
    Pappu: CNBC.
    Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
    Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!