|Teacher: Define alcohol.|
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
|Teacher: Where's your homework?|
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
|Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?|
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
|Bunty: What makes life so difficult?|
Pappu: I think people!
|Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?|
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep!
|Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?|
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only!
|Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?|
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
|Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.|
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!"
|Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
|Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?|
Pappu: Definitely a joke!