|Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note.|
Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?
|Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick.|
Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick."
He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
|Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?|
Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world.
Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
|Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu?|
Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting.
Pinky: Who are the fellows?
Pappu: Bunty and me!
|Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.|
Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?
Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
|Preeto: Pappu, how is your little sister, Pinky?|
Pappu: Sick and bed-ridden. She hurt herself.
Preeto: That's too bad. How did she do it?
Pappu: We were playing who could lean furthest out of the window, and she won!
|Pappu to Bunty: I'm not scared of proposing a girl.|
Bunty: Then what's the problem?
Pappu: I'm scared about what would happen if she agrees!
|Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with Sulphur?|
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss!
|A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"|
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
|Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.|
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!