|Pappu at a shop|
Pappu: USHA Ka Cooler Hai?
Salesman: Haan Hai.
Pappu: De Do, Woh Maang Rahi Hai!
|Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?|
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!
|Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off.|
Bunty: Did you use the opportunity?
Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
|Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke.|
Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir?
Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
|Teacher: Why your paper is blank?|
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
|Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.|
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!
|Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.|
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
|Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?|
Pappu: How much time I have?
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
|Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.|
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!