|Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: I Love You!
|Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV?|
Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels?
Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!
|Bunty: Bhai Suna, Sumit Ne Apni Facebook Wali Girlfriend Ke Liye 300 Ka Recharge Karwaya Hai.|
Pappu: Humein Toh Kabhi 10 Ke Samose Nahi Khilaye, Lekin Koi Baat Nahi!
Bunty: Aise Kaise Koi Baat Nahi?
Pappu: Kyonki Woh Facebook Wali Girlfriend Main Hi Hun!
|Bunty: How was your date?|
Pappu: I don't think my girlfriend will ever go on a date with me.
Pappu: Because she says I dance like a zombie trying to hold in a fart.
|Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.|
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. |
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
|Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say?|
Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
|Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? |
Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!
|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? |
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
|Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? |
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!