Pappu SMS

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In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.<br/>
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?<br/>
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? 
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu. 
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you? 
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? 
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.<br/>
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Teacher: What's two plus three? 
Pappu: : Five. 
Teacher: Good. 
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!
Teacher: What's two plus three?
Pappu: : Five.
Teacher: Good.
Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways. 
Bunty: Wonder what? 
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Pappu to Bunty: I often pause and wonder at fate's peculiar ways.
Bunty: Wonder what?
Pappu: For nearly all famous men were born on holidays!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? 
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have?
Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, 'Who invented Steam Engine?'<br/>
Pappu: What Sir?<br/>
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.<br/>
<b>Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!</b>
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge!

Quotes

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.