|Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.|
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
|Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?|
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!
|Teacher: Why are you late?|
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!
|Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.|
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!
|Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.|
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
|Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.|
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
|Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?|
Pappu: Just sell it!
|Pappu: What is GPS?|
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!