|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
|Teacher: Why your paper is blank?|
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer!
|Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees.|
Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!
|Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds.|
Pappu: You mean they're so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
|Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'?|
Pappu: How much time I have?
Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
|Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain.|
Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
|Bunty: Why did you start working at McDonalds?|
Pappu: Because I heard women love men in uniform!
|Girlfriend: Why boys like love at first sight?|
Pappu: It saves them a lot of time!
|Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?|
Pappu: Nothing, sir.
|Teacher: Where is your homework?|
Pappu: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!