|Bunty: Why are you so lazy?|
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
|Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?|
Pappu: She is still alive!
|Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.|
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
|Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.|
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
|Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?|
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?|
|Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?|
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
|Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?|
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
|Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!