Pappu SMS

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A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? 
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind. 
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
Pappu: When I proposed to Guddi, she asked me for a little time to make up her mind.
Rani (the hated rival): Oh! so she makes that up too, does she?
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
'Pappu Pappu' 
'Yes Papa' 
'Watching movies?' 
'No Papa' 
'Watching videos?!' 
'No Papa' 
'Show me Browser History' 
'Ha Ha Ha!'
"Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"
Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.
Bunty: It's pretty sad.
Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.<br/>
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'm,  I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!

Quotes

The good teacher discovers the natural gifts of his pupils and liberates them by the stimulating influence of the inspiration that he can impart. The true leader makes his followers twice the men they were before.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.