|Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?|
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
|Pappu: I am sick, Coach. The doctor says I can't play Football.|
Coach: I don't need a doctor to tell me that!
|Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.|
Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
|Teacher: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?|
Pappu: Finding half a worm!
|Pappu: Dad, please make an international call to my friend from Aberystwyth, Wales.|
Santa: How do you know him?
Pappu: He came to our school in student exchange.
Santa: Could you spell that please?
Pappu: If I could spell to, I'd write!
|Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.|
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!
|Pappu: I can tell the future.|
Pappu: Yes. I can tell you what the score of a Tennis game is before it even starts.
Bunty: What is it?
Pappu: Love all!
|Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?|
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
|Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.|
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
|Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.|
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!