|Teacher: Why are the "Middle Ages" sometimes called the "Dark Ages"?|
Pappu: Because there were so many Knights!
|Bunty: Mirrors don't lie.|
Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
|Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time.|
Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!
|Teacher: Bunty has 42 candy bars. He eats 2. What does Bunty have now?|
Pappu: For sure, Diabetes!
|Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.|
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!
|Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.|
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
|Pappu: Please get well soon!|
Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around.
Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
|Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?|
Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...
Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
|Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?|
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!
|Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.|
Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!