• Teacher: Complete the sentence. `Early to bed, early to rise...`<br/>
Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Complete the sentence. "Early to bed, early to rise..."
    Pappu: This man has neither WiFi nor Wife!
  • Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?<br/>
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
    Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
  • Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?<br/>
Pappu: Girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?
    Pappu: Girlfriend!
  • Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?<br/>
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?
    Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
  • Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?<br/>
Person 1: To defend myself.<br/>
Person 2: Discipline.<br/>
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!Upload to Facebook
    Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?
    Person 1: To defend myself.
    Person 2: Discipline.
    Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • Teacher: Please name two pronouns.<br/>
Pappu: Who? Me?<br/>
Teacher: Correct!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
    Pappu: Who? Me?
    Teacher: Correct!
  • Girl: I am a chef.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I am a chef.
    Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
    Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
  • Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?<br/>
Pappu: You're both.<br/>
Girlfriend: What do you mean both?<br/>
Pappu: You're pretty ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
    Pappu: You're both.
    Girlfriend: What do you mean both?
    Pappu: You're pretty ugly!
  • Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!Upload to Facebook
    Uncle: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai?
    Pappu: Bas Uncle Tanki Bhar Jayegi Toh Motor Band Kar Dunga!
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