• Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!
    Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
    Pappu: I don't know Miss.
    Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
    Pappu: Woof... woof!
  • Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem!
    Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.<br/>
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
    Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
  • Pappu went to get a Tattoo:<br/>
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
    Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
    Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
    Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
    Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
  • Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? <br/>
Pappu: A can't opener!
    Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    Pappu: A can't opener!
  • Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
    Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
  • Pappu was eating chips.<br/>
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?<br/>
Pappu: Yes<br/>
Jeeto: What?<br/>
Pappu: Weight!
    Pappu was eating chips.
    Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
    Pappu: Yes
    Jeeto: What?
    Pappu: Weight!
  • After Results:<br/>
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?<br/>
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?<br/>
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
    After Results:
    Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
    Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
    Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
  • Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar. <br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
    Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
    Bunty: Why?
    Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
  • Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?<br/>
Pappu: Kutta.<br/>
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
    Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
    Pappu: Kutta.
    Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
    Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?