• Teacher: What is a Barometer?<br/>
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is a Barometer?
    Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
  • Bunty: I want a Tank.<br/>
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?<br/>
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?<br/>
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.<br/>
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: I want a Tank.
    Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
    Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
    Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
    Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
    Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
  • Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?<br/>
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.<br/>
Bunty: What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
    Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
    Bunty: What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
  • Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: A4?<br/>
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
    Shopkeeper: A4?
    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
  • Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.<br/>
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.<br/>
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.<br/>
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
    Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
    Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.
    Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
  • Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.<br/>
Bunty: Combine them.<br/>
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
    Bunty: Combine them.
    Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!
  • Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!<br/>
Police: Where are you?<br/>
Pappu: At the cemetery!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hello Police station, there's like a thousand dead people here!
    Police: Where are you?
    Pappu: At the cemetery!
  • Bunty: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Do you have any superpower?
    Pappu: Yes, I have the superpower that if you have got a problem, I can make it worse!
  • Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?<br/>
Pappu: When my father sees my report card!Upload to Facebook
    Science Teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
    Pappu: When my father sees my report card!
  • Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.<br/>
Santa: What? Why?<br/>
Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked `which end?`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad I got suspended from school.
    Santa: What? Why?
    Pappu: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler; and I just asked "which end?"
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