• After an emotional hug:<br/>
Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.<br/>
Pappu: Thanks for the warning!Upload to Facebook
    After an emotional hug:
    Girl: Sweetie, one more hug like that and I'll be yours forever.
    Pappu: Thanks for the warning!
  • Pappu: I'm through with that girl.<br />
Bunty: Oh, why?<br />
Pappu: She asked me if I danced.<br />
Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?<br />
Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I'm through with that girl.
    Bunty: Oh, why?
    Pappu: She asked me if I danced.
    Bunty: Well, what's wrong with that?
    Pappu: I was dancing with her when she asked me.
  • Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?<br/>
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
    Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
  • Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!Upload to Facebook
    Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
  • Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?<br/>

Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba<br/>

Teacher: Didn't get you.<br/>

Pappu: Same here babes... same here!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher to Pappu: What is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?
    Pappu: Bimbak Alak Chik Dadi Bamba
    Teacher: Didn't get you.
    Pappu: Same here babes... same here!
  • Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?<br/>
Pappu: He's crying, `Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!`Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Mom, may I have a 5/- Rupee coin for the old man who is crying outside?
    Jeeto: Yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?
    Pappu: He's crying, "Salty peanuts, 5/- Rupee a bag!"
  • During a text message conversation:<br/>
Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Iloveyoutoo.<br/>
Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?<br/>
Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!Upload to Facebook
    During a text message conversation:
    Pappu: I love you.
    Girl: Iloveyoutoo.
    Pappu: Something wrong with your space bar?
    Girl: No, there's just no space for me to love anyone else!
  • Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?<br/>
Bunty: Eggs.<br/>
Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?<br/>
Raju: Bacon!<br/>
Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?<br/>
Pappu: Homework!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What does a chicken gives you?
    Bunty: Eggs.
    Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you?
    Raju: Bacon!
    Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you?
    Pappu: Homework!
  • Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?<br/>
Pappu: Kiss<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: KI+2S = KissUpload to Facebook
    Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
    Pappu: Kiss
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss
  • Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms.
    Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
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