Pappu SMS

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'Pappu Pappu' 
'Yes Papa' 
'Watching movies?' 
'No Papa' 
'Watching videos?!' 
'No Papa' 
'Show me Browser History' 
'Ha Ha Ha!'
"Pappu Pappu"
"Yes Papa"
"Watching movies?"
"No Papa"
"Watching videos?!"
"No Papa"
"Show me Browser History"
"Ha Ha Ha!"
Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.
Bunty: It's pretty sad.
Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.<br/>
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'.
Pappu: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Ladies first!
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'm,  I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
In IIT exam, Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.<br/>
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?<br/>
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? 
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu. 
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you? 
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Pappu: Jimbalakadi Bambalu.
Teacher: What? Sorry, I didn't understand you?
Pappu:: Same here, Sir!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? 
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!

Quotes

My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn't prevent you doing well, and don't regret the things it interferes with. Don't be disabled in spirit, as well as physically.

Trivia

Taking pictures of other people without permission is illegal in Japan. Though it is legal to take pictures of people in public places in the US.

Graffiti

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.