• Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!Upload to Facebook
    Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
    Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
  • School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!Upload to Facebook
    School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
  • Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?<br/>
Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?<br/>
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?<br/>
Pappu: Chole!!!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?
    Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?
    Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?
    Pappu: Chole!!!
  • Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?
    Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!
  • Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: 6,7<br/>
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?<br/>
Pappu: 8,9,10<br/>
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?<br/>
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
    Pappu: 6,7
    Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
    Pappu: 8,9,10
    Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
    Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
  • Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Batao Semester System Se Kya Fayda Hai?
    Pappu: Fayda Toh Pata Nahin, Par Bezati Saal Mein 2 Baar Ho Jati Hai..!
  • Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.<br/>
Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!Upload to Facebook
    Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Padh Raha Hun.
    Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
    Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
  • Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,<br />
`There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya.`<br />

Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuwad Karo,
    "There was a fine line between Amitabh & Jaya."
    Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
  • An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,<br/>
`Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?`Upload to Facebook
    An English teacher asked students to write an essay on My Teacher. After some time, Pappu stands up and asked,
    "Madam Ji, Niri Agg Nu English Vich Ki Kehnde Ne?"
  • Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?<br/>
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.<br/>
Teacher: So?<br/>
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
    Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
    Teacher: So?
    Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!
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