|At a wedding function:|
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
|Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.|
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
|Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?|
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
|Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?|
Pappu: One rupee.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pappu: You don't know my father!
|Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?|
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
|Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?|
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
|Pappu: You know I got a raise?|
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
|Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?|
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
|Pappu: Do you have any sibling?|
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
|Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.|
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?