• Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? <br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza. <br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic. <br/>
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
    Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
    Pappu: Eat Pizza.
    Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
    Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
  • Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? <br/>
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
    Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
  • Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? <br/>
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
    Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
    Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
  • Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
    Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
  • Teacher: What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
    Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
    Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
  • Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?<br/>
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
    Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
    Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
    Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
  • Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?<br/>
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
    Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?
    Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
  • Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.<br/>
Pappu: Nahi.<br/>
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.<br/>
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
    Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.
    Pappu: Nahi.
    Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
    Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
    Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
    Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
  • Interviewer: What's your strength?<br/>
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your weakness?<br/>
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!
    Interviewer: What's your strength?
    Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
    Interviewer: What's your weakness?
    Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!