• Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
    Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"
  • Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?<br/>
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
    Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
    Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
  • English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br/>
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
    English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?<br/>
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?<br/>
Pappu: No!
    Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
    Pappu: No!
  • Teacher: Count from 1 to 10<br/>
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10<br/>
Teacher: Where is 6?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
    Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
    Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
    Teacher: Where is 6?
    Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!
  • Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
    Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
    Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
  • Teacher: Why does India celebrate  Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?<br/>
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
    Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
    Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
  • Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?<br/>
Pappu: Jack<br/>
Girl: Jack who?<br/>
Pappu: Jack Daniels!
    Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
    Pappu: Jack
    Girl: Jack who?
    Pappu: Jack Daniels!
  • Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?<br/>
Girl: I lost my job.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.<br/>
Girl: Wow! Which position?<br/>
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
    Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
    Girl: I lost my job.
    Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
    Girl: Wow! Which position?
    Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!