• Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
    Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
  • Pappu was eating chips.<br/>
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?<br/>
Pappu: Yes<br/>
Jeeto: What?<br/>
Pappu: Weight!
    Pappu was eating chips.
    Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
    Pappu: Yes
    Jeeto: What?
    Pappu: Weight!
  • After Results:<br/>
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?<br/>
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?<br/>
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
    After Results:
    Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
    Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
    Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!
  • Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar. <br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
    Pappu: Don't worry guys if AB de Villiers has retired. Now he will open a bar and name it Modi Sarkar.
    Bunty: Why?
    Because, AB Ki Bar, Modi Sarkar!
  • Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?<br/>
Pappu: Kutta.<br/>
Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
    Pappu's friend: Yaar Maine Ek Kutta Liya Hai, Uska Kya Naam Rakhun?
    Pappu: Kutta.
    Friend: Yaar Kutte Ka Naam Kutta Kaun Rakhta Hai?
    Pappu: Toh Tere Papa Ne Tera Naam 'Manav' Kyon Rakha?
  • Teacher: What is 1+1?<br/>
Pappu: Happy Hours!
    Teacher: What is 1+1?
    Pappu: Happy Hours!
  • Girl: What are you looking at?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
    Girl: What are you looking at?
    Pappu: Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Except she's taller, better looking and much attractive than you!
  • Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?<br/>
Bunty: What?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!
    Pappu: Do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
    Bunty: What?
    Pappu: Imagination!
  • Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
    Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
    Pappu: Deciding to get up!
  • Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?<br/>
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
    Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
    Girl: Get your own, I am next!