• At a wedding function:<br/>
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
    At a wedding function:
    Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
    Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
  • Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.<br/>
Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
    Bunty: I got a new guitar tattoo.
    Pappu: Agar Khujli Karega Toh Bajega Kya?
  • Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.<br/>
Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...<br/>
Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
    Bunty: Hello Bhai, Kya Haal Hai?
    Pappu: Mast Bhai, Tu Suna.
    Bunty: Yaar Ek Kaam Tha...
    Pappu: Haan Toh Karle, Baad Mein Baat Karenge!
  • Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?<br/>
Pappu: One rupee.<br/>
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.<br/>
Pappu: You don't know my father!
    Teacher: If you had one rupee and you asked your father for another, how many rupees would you have?
    Pappu: One rupee.
    Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
    Pappu: You don't know my father!
  • Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?<br/>
Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
    Teacher: How many letters are there in English alphabets?
    Pappu: 23 without GST, 26 with GST!
  • Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?<br/>
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
    Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
    Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
  • Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?<br/>
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
    Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
    Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
  • Pappu: Do you have any sibling?<br/>
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
    Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
    Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
  • Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.<br/>
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
    Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
    Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
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