|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? |
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
|Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? |
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!
|Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? |
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!
|Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
|Teacher: What is Anesthesia?|
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
|Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?|
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!
|Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?|
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?
|Bunty: Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet?|
Pappu: Because 'shit' is out of one's system!
|Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta.|
Uncle: Oh Toh School Mein Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, College Mein Hun.
Uncle: Maine Bhi Wahi Pucha.
Pappu: Uncle, College Mein Hun Lekin Jaata Nahi Hun!
|Interviewer: What's your strength?|
Pappu: I wake-up before the alarm.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Pappu: Turning off the alarm and sleeping again!