|Girlfriend: Tell me something about yourself.|
Pappu: I like working out, staying fit and eating healthy and lying!
|Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?|
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir!
|Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?|
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof!
|Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?|
Pappu: A drinking problem!
|Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?|
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
|Pappu went to get a Tattoo:|
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
|Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? |
Pappu: A can't opener!
|Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?|
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
|Pappu was eating chips.|
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
Pappu to his younger cousin: Tere Kitne Marks Aaye?
Cousin: Tere Kitne Aaye The?
Pappu: Chal Bye Abhi Jana Hai... Kuch Kaam Yaad Aa Gaya!