• Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?<br/>
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?
    Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
  • Pappu: You know I got a raise?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You know I got a raise?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
  • Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?<br/>
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?
    Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
  • Pappu: Do you have any sibling?<br/>
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you have any sibling?
    Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
  • Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.<br/>
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.
    Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
  • Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?<br/>
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?<br/>
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?
    Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
    Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
  • Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
  • Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?<br/>
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
    Pappu: Woh Kyon?
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
    Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
  • Pappu went to a book store.<br/>
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.<br/>
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?<br/>
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu went to a book store.
    Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
    Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
    Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
  • While traveling in a train.<br/>
Stranger: You're so fit.<br/>
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!Upload to Facebook
    While traveling in a train.
    Stranger: You're so fit.
    Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!
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