|Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.|
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
|Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.|
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
|Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.|
Pappu: She married someone else!
|Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?|
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!
|Teacher: What is a Barometer?|
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
|Bunty: I want a Tank.|
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
|Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?|
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
Bunty: What did you do?
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
|Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.|
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
|Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.|
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
|Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.|
Bunty: Combine them.
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!