• Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.<br/>
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?<br/>
Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I need a doctor's appointment.
    Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
    Pappu: Are you crazy? I don't need that many!
  • Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.<br/>
Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Behen Ki Shaadi Hai Aur Cards Bhi Nahi Baatein Ab Tak.
    Pappu: Main Baant Deta Hun, Ek Baar Shuffle Kar Ke De Do!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: She married someone else!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: She married someone else!
  • Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?<br/>
Girl: Khushi<br/>
Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?<br/>
Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Hi, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
    Girl: Khushi
    Pappu: Kahan Rehti Ho?
    Girl: Yahi Pichhli Gali Mein Ghar Hai.
    Pappu: Ghar? Par Maine Toh Suna Hai Ki Khushi Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!
  • Teacher: What is a Barometer?<br/>
Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is a Barometer?
    Pappu: It's the distance between Bar & National Highway measured in meters!
  • Bunty: I want a Tank.<br/>
Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?<br/>
Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?<br/>
Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.<br/>
Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: I want a Tank.
    Pappu: Well then, why don't you get one?
    Bunty: Because it costs a lot of money. I don't have that kind of money.
    Pappu: Why don't you use your credit card?
    Bunty: How am I going to pay the credit card company? They'll come after me.
    Pappu: Don't be silly. You have a Tank!
  • Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?<br/>
Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.<br/>
Bunty: What did you do?<br/>
Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: How's your new girlfriend?
    Pappu: She said that she wanted to walk down the aisle.
    Bunty: What did you do?
    Pappu: I sent her for grocery shopping!
  • Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.<br/>
Shopkeeper: A4?<br/>
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
    Shopkeeper: A4?
    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
  • Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.<br/>
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.<br/>
Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.<br/>
Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
    Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
    Teacher: Where? It's a blank. You haven't drawn anything.
    Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without a microscope!
  • Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.<br/>
Bunty: Combine them.<br/>
Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: I have 2 bad news for you.
    Bunty: Combine them.
    Pappu: Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!
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