|Pappu: You are my drug.|
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
|Pappu was listening to music in the class.|
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
|Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?|
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
|Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?|
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
|Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.|
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection!
|Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
|Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?|
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
|Bunty: I think you should get married now.|
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
|Teacher: Define alcohol.|
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!