|Teacher: Tell me the saddest story of your life?|
Pappu: Well it all started when I took admission in this school!
|Pappu: You know I got a raise?|
Pappu: I asked for it and got one from my boss' eyebrows!
|Teacher: Why did Sita go to the jungle with Ram?|
Pappu: If you have 3 mother-in-laws in the house, then jungle is a better place to be in!
|Pappu: Do you have any sibling?|
Village Girl: Haan Hamare Ghar Ke Aangan Mein Shiv Ji Ka Bada Sa Shivling Hai!
|Bunty: Line De Rahi Hai... Ja Usse Date Ke Bare Mein Puchh.|
Pappu: Behen Ji, Aaj Date Kya Hai?
|Pappu: What is the price for iPhoneX?|
Salesgirl: ₹102000/- Sir. How would you like to pay? By cash or by card?
Pappu: Do you accept kidneys?
|Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.|
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
|Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.|
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
|Pappu went to a book store.|
Pappu: Mia Khalifa Nude Edition Dena.
Store Keeper: Mia Khalifa... Tum Toh Sanat Ji Ke Bete Ho Na?
Pappu: Arre Mia Khali Lifafa Do Jaldi!
|While traveling in a train.|
Stranger: You're so fit.
Pappu: Thank You, Uncle Lekin Bata Deta Hun Main Upar Wali Berth Pe Nahi Sounga Meri Neeche Wali Seat Hai!