• Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
    Pappu: You are my drug.
    Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
    Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!
  • Pappu was listening to music in the class.<br/>
Teacher: Pay attention.<br/>
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.<br/>
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?<br/>
Pappu: The last thing you said is, `Pay Attention`!
    Pappu was listening to music in the class.
    Teacher: Pay attention.
    Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
    Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
    Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"!
  • Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?<br/>
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
    Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!
  • Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
    Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
    Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
  • Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!
    Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
    Girlfriend: Awww... what?
    Pappu: My reflection!
  • Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
    Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
  • Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
    Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.
    Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
  • Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?<br/>
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.<br/>
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
    Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
    Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
    Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
  • Bunty: I think you should get married now.<br/>
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
    Bunty: I think you should get married now.
    Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast?
  • Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
    Teacher: Define alcohol.
    Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!